WTDWTF U.S. Presidential Campaign
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Continuing the discussion from Poll: If PJH is willing and able, would you hide him behind an ellipsis?:
I cannot think of any TDWTF'er I'd trust enough to vote for, although there are some that would do at least as well as some people who have been elected.
Vote for me! If elected, I promise that I will do the following, and nothing else:
- Declare the federal government bankrupt and dissolve it
- Retire to Hawai'i.
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@blakeyrat for President
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If elected, I pledge to laugh at you for electing someone who's never even been to the USA as president of the USA
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If elected, I will abolish our current tax system and replace it with one which taxes all foreigners living abroad.
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Vote me president! You choose me, I make Mandatory Fun Day on TV! Will star Christopher Walken reads C# documentation.
I speak good English, yes? Yes!
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Don't vote for me because I'm not yet eligible!
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Don't vote for me because I'm not yet eligible!
I wonder how many people on here would be constitutionally eligible:
No Person except a natural born Citizen, or a Citizen of the United States, at the time of the Adoption of this Constitution, shall be eligible to the Office of President; neither shall any person be eligible to that Office who shall not have attained to the Age of thirty five Years, and been fourteen Years a Resident within the United States.
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natural citizen: check
14 years resident: check
35 years old: which one of us? Accalia or the IRL accalia?actually that last question probably unchecks 1 and 2 as well....
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You're a fairly unnatural citizen as well
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citizen
thanks.
it is my hope that one day we will elect a fox to the position of POTUS (we've already elected a donkey to governor once.... although the courts made them revote without the ass in the race.)
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Hmmmm, is there a test for mental illness? I am pretty sure the fox shtick would raise some eyebrows on that one... ;-)
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Hmmmm, is there a test for mental illness?
if there was i'm fairly confident that multiple representitives in congress, from both sides of the aisle would be disqualified.
besides if the public is cool with it and i know when to shut it off (like when visiting with the queen) then why not?
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if there was i'm fairly confident that multiple representitives in congress, from both sides of the aisle would be disqualified.
Touchə...
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is there a test for mental illness?
There is not for election. Depending on the severity of the illness, it might fall within the purview of Clause 6:
In Case of the Removal of the President from Office, or of his Death, Resignation, or Inability to discharge the Powers and Duties of the said Office, the Same shall devolve on the Vice President, ...
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If elected, I pledge to laugh at you for electing someone who's never even been to the USA as president of the USA
If you'll keep it that way, it might be a pretty good deal for us.
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if there was i'm fairly confident that multiple representitives in congress, from both sides of the aisle would be disqualified.
This already happened:
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well obviously he should resign. he's a tiger FFS!
tigers, unlike foxes cannot be trusted at all!
granted foxes can't be muc trusted either but at least we can be trusted as far as you can throw us.
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If elected, I pledge to laugh at you for electing someone who's never even been to the USA as president of the USA
Damn it, why'd you have to say something‽ Now it's on the internet, which means your opponents will find it and out you! Now you can't run!
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I wonder how many people on here would be constitutionally eligible:
>No Person except a natural born Citizen, or a Citizen of the United States, at the time of the Adoption of this Constitution, shall be eligible to the Office of President; neither shall any person be eligible to that Office who shall not have attained to the Age of thirty five Years, and been fourteen Years a Resident within the United States.Hmm:
Natural citzen: check
Resident for 14 years: check
≥ 35 years of age: check back with me for the 2020 elections
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Hmm:
Natural citzen: check
Resident for 14 years: check
≥ 35 years of age: check <small><small>back with me for the 2020 electionsLooks like we'll be going head to head.
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Looks like we'll be going head to head.
Or ... We could be running mates! We could start The Party of WTF!
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granted foxes can't be muc trusted either but at least we can be trusted as far as you can throw us.
If it's all about how far we can be thrown, then surely I'm more trustworthy?Now, to solve the issue of being a near-as-makes-no-difference 30yo native Brit, and then we can have a hedgehog POTUS!
Free mealworms for all!**Offer may be withdrawn before being sworn into office. Because that's what politicians do: make ludicrous promises to get elected, then break every one of them before being sworn in!
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If it's all about how far we can be thrown, then surely I'm more trustworthy?
well it's not all of it, but it is a big factor. ;-)
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Free mealworms for all!
ludicrous promises
that's a ludicrous promise, but not for the reason you thought.
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..... i can't resist anymore.....
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While that was funny, the picture loaded really slowly, and after the "I can't resist" buildup, it wasn't as funny as I was anticipating.
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spaceballs, it'll grow on you
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I know what it was, I've seen it, I just had my expectations heightened and then deflated.
Kind of like what might happen if someone
eja--never mindzoinked.
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spaceballs, it'll grow on you
At which point a visit to your local GP is in order ;)
I love Spaceballs BTW; just couldn't resist the joke
May the Schwartz be with you
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Or ... We could be running mates! We could start The Party of WTF!
Worse Than Failure™, but better than the other guys!
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Whenever I see "presidential campaign", I imagine a president single-handedly commanding his army, trying to conquer the world.
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I'd vote for this tiger:
http://folk.uib.no/ebe053/hobbes.jpeg
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so would i
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We could be running mates! We could start The Party of WTF!
Do either of you have a daughter? To be the WTF candidate for President, you have to have a daughter.
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Does my dog count?
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Hmm, we might be able to work with that. Is she sick?
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She gets sick quickly. She likes to eat grass, and puke two minutes later. Although that removes the mystery.
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Do either of you have a daughter? To be the WTF candidate for President, you have to have a daughter.
I have three daughters.
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You're overqualified ;)
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@morbiuswilters should be @moderator of the @debates.
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I have three daughters.
Ok, you can head the ticket. @chubertdev, maybe you can work on the daughter thing between now and the election, because the Vice President has to be ready to step up if something should happen to the President.
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slug, pellet or shot?
If it were shot, he could use that silly Taurus pistol, so it has to be slug or maybe pellet.
Unless it's just rock salt.
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wait, deer shot takes a bigger gun then bird pellets?
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wait, deer shot takes a bigger gun then bird pellets?
Oh, I had that backwards. Pellets are smaller, right. This goofy-ass thing
takes .410 (bird)shotshells as well as .45 Colt.