WTDWTF U.S. Presidential Campaign
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that makes more sense.... and that is a stupid looking gun.......
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that is a stupid looking gun
Yes, but that's only secondary stupidity, and it's only stupid-looking because it's putting too-big shells in it. A more normal-looking revolver is this beauty
that I got for my wife on Valentine's day one year. (Although I wouldn't recommend it as something you use a lot. It beats the hell out of the web of your thumb).
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Better than this gun (and this ad).
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Ok, you can head the ticket. @chubertdev, maybe you can work on the daughter thing between now and the election, because the Vice President has to be ready to step up if something should happen to the President.
Crap, I wanted a boy.
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Shot, with a double barrel.
That want what that post said at first..... Was it?
I romper you saying something about it being better left to imagination.... Of something along those lines.....
Right?
Right?!
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Nothing says you can't have both.
True, but it'll have to be by chance. We agreed to be one-and-done.
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That want what that post said at first..... Was it?
I romper you saying something about it being better left to imagination.... Of something along those lines.....
Right?
Right?!
I can neither confirm nor deny.
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Worse Than Failure™, but better than the other guys!
If nominated I will not compile. If compiled I will not execute.
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True, but it'll have to be by chance. We agreed to be one-and-done.
Heh...twins are in your future.
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If nominated I will not compile. If compiled I will not execute.
Dare I ask what happens if you execute?
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A funny piece of paper rolls out from your cd drive. It says BELGIUM ING GOD DAMN IF THEY DON'T FIX THE BELGIUM ING A/C MAKING A HUGE NOISE WHEN IT KICKS IN AND THEN PROCEEDING TO DROWN OUT MY THOUGHTS I'M GOING TO BELGIUM ING LOSE IT
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That's not actually what the paper says. I'm just tired of this shit. Also to be noted this thing is right above my head and this floor doesn't have a full dropped ceiling.
The sad part was I was going to come up with something funny but didn't because of it kicking on. :/ Not even kidding it kicked on right after I typed says.
My vote goes to whoever fixes this damn machine.
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Dare I ask what happens if you execute
he will not produce correct results.
if executed a second time he will transmit the detonation, but not the launch, codes to our entire nuclear arsenal.
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if executed a second time
Unpossible. He'll stay down the first time. I'll make sure of it.
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betting on quads.
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that's what went through my head at that.....
mayhaps i play a bit too much Mass Effect....
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i don't recognize that one, yet i feel that i should....
where is it from?
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Quake?
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It's the Quad Damage powerup which multiplies your damage output. Not by 4, as you might expect, but by 3.
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why did i not see it before?
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I was more into Quake II and Quake III.
I think I only ever played the original.
I've never played Quake
I don't think I've ever played a Sonic game.
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I'd vote for this tiger:
Is Hobbes actually real, though? Or only real to Calvin?
Filed under: this is important, damnit.
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I've played each of Quakes I-III.
Filed under: player was exploded by a vore, again
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UT was fun. It never seemed to have the same level of body horror that Quake achieved.
Perhaps it was the low-poly models, though...
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Is Hobbes actually real, though? Or only real to Calvin?
He is real but only alive to Calvin.
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Is Hobbes actually real, though? Or only real to Calvin?
does it matter? or does it only matter that he's real to us?
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For me, it was Quake II if I felt like playing single-player, or cooperative multiplayer. Quake III was for LAN parties.
I recently found out there were expansion packs for Quake II that add new campaigns. I need to find them and play them, Q2 is still one of my favorite games for cooperative multiplayer.
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Quake II's singleplayer is very easy, though. Even on hard.
I have no idea how good Q II: Ground Zero and Q II: The Reckoning are, but the first expansion for Quake I (Scourge of Armagon) is pretty awesome.
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Quake II's singleplayer is very easy, though. Even on hard.
Agreed, but it was still fun. The weapons were cool, the graphics (for the time) were jaw-dropping, and level architecture was well-done. Maybe I'm just nostalgic though, it was the first "real 3D" game I ever played. Somehow I skipped Quake I.
I really hate the Call of Duty-style difficulty that a lot of newer games do. I don't know how anyone thinks it's fun to throw yourself into the gauntlet of infinite-spawning enemies 200 times in a row and hope you get lucky enough to somehow cross the invisible magic line that makes all the enemies go away and saves a checkpoint for you. I like the older style where you proceed at your own pace and could kill everything before moving on.
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I don't know how anyone thinks it's fun to throw yourself into the gauntlet of infinite-spawning enemies 200 times in a row and hope you get lucky enough to somehow cross the invisible magic line that makes all the enemies go away and saves a checkpoint for you.
Just hide behind a rock to give your body the time to dissolve the bullets into Cherry Coke. Duuh.
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..............so did anyone else play Timesplitters?
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He is real but only alive to Calvin.
Not entirely true. Now Hobbes is alive for Calvin's daughter. Look up "Hobbes and Bacon".
Edit: Here's a sample:
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That's worse than those Calvin peeing stickers.
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@thegoryone said:
over-complicated
Huh? You have guns. You shoot people. They die. What's so complicated in that?
I was mostly playing 2k3 (yes, there was that one, even though it's been generally retconned from existence), so maybe it was a little simpler for me - none of that klunky vehicle stuff. But a TDM/CTF was really no more than shooting stuff in both 2k3 and 2k4.
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It was classy of Epic to get everybody 2k3 owner a refund when they released 2k4 like... 6 months later. (Refund if you bought both, that is.) Kind of dampens the WTF of having both 2k3 and 2k4 exist.
(Of course, Quake III was competing with the original Unreal Tournament which came out in like 1999. By the time 2k3 or 2k4 came out, Unreal had already killed Quake stone-dead by being like 50,000 times more fun.)
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@thegoryone said:
railgun
Quake III's railgun was awesome, especially for use in close quarters.
Filed under:you get two shots, one of you is dead, that was quick...