The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@Arantor was that supposed to be a response to what i said? i'd have preferred if it were read. lol.
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@Arantor Some of us aren't reading and posting to the forum 24/7.
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@_deathcollege said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Arantor was that supposed to be a response to what i said? i'd have preferred if it were read. lol.
You post a thing, then you post a response less than a minute later bitching that you didn't get interaction. You have to wait sometimes for a reaction.
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@HardwareGeek said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Arantor Some of us aren't reading and posting to the forum 24/7.
That was literally my point, yes.
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@Arantor bitching?
oh, you're english, i guess, or from 4chan or some shit. i don't bitch. i seldom have to say a thing. most of you, though, just go to a shrine of someone else's work after literally not having learned the lesson from your last interactions with them to soothe your sore asses, so, --
not my electric chair, not my problem.
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@HardwareGeek and you are? i knew i blocked you for a reason before you could even talk to me.
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you take care, some of us are here to make friends & don't mind hurting you to do it. :) see you
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@_deathcollege said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
i blocked you
If you blocked me, you wouldn't have seen my post.
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@blakeyrat said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
This is not "funny stuff". This is extremely unfunny bickering about unimportant boring stuff. Take it somewhere fucking else.
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Funny stuff!
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@Arantor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@_deathcollege said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
no takers? awe. every website is the same.
People do need time to respond to things. Likes are not immediate.
For most folks anyways.
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@loopback0 I read "drawer person" and my mind went to wild places, let me tell you!
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@Arantor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@_deathcollege said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Arantor was that supposed to be a response to what i said? i'd have preferred if it were read. lol.
You post a thing, then you post a response less than a minute later bitching that you didn't get interaction. You have to wait sometimes for a reaction.
Yup, some of us just jump over here when:
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@loopback0 Frank is the name of that dog, amirite?
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@HardwareGeek said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Pronounced Cheechesistermondelyshire.
Generally, those are mutually exclusive.
Hey if you can make your hobby a profession while still keeping it a hobby, fuckin' power to ya!
Personally I'm still waiting on my hobbies first....
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Arantor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@_deathcollege said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
no takers? awe. every website is the same.
People do need time to respond to things. Likes are not immediate.
For most folks anyways.
Even for you. I sometimes don't get likes from you until weeks after my posts. It depends on the topic and how active you are in it, of course.
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@HardwareGeek said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Arantor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@_deathcollege said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
no takers? awe. every website is the same.
People do need time to respond to things. Likes are not immediate.
For most folks anyways.
Even for you. I sometimes don't get likes from you until weeks after my posts. It depends on the topic and how active you are in it, of course.
Naturally. Also, how alive I happen to be. Sometimes I wonder who pays for my token pool...
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@HardwareGeek said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Pronounced Cheechesistermondelyshire.
The "el" is silent.
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@loopback0 quoted @blakeyrat
I have no idea what’s happening here, but for once I agree with blakey, and that’s not a good sign.
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@_deathcollege said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
you take care, some of us are here to make friends & don't mind hurting you to do it. :) see you
I award you out of a possible , must try harder.
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@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I agree with blakey, and that’s not a good sign.
It never is.
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@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@loopback0 quoted @blakeyrat
I have no idea what’s happening here, but for once I agree with blakey, and that’s not a good sign.
Even a blind squirrel is right twice a day
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@loopback0 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@loopback0 quoted @blakeyrat
I have no idea what’s happening here, but for once I agree with blakey, and that’s not a good sign.
Even a blind squirrel is right twice a day
I believe the correct saying is
Even a blind clock finds a nut twice a day.
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@Gern_Blaanston said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@loopback0 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@loopback0 quoted @blakeyrat
I have no idea what’s happening here, but for once I agree with blakey, and that’s not a good sign.
Even a blind squirrel is right twice a day
I believe the correct saying is
Even a blind clock finds a nut twice a day.
Except during November.
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@izzion said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Gern_Blaanston said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@loopback0 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@loopback0 quoted @blakeyrat
I have no idea what’s happening here, but for once I agree with blakey, and that’s not a good sign.
Even a blind squirrel is right twice a day
I believe the correct saying is
Even a blind clock finds a nut twice a day.
Except during November.
And the first Sunday in March.
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@Gern_Blaanston said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@loopback0 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@loopback0 quoted @blakeyrat
I have no idea what’s happening here, but for once I agree with blakey, and that’s not a good sign.
Even a blind squirrel is right twice a day
I believe the correct saying is
Even a blind clock finds a nut twice a day.
Blakey definitely qualifies as a blind nut.
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@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Blakey definitely qualifies as a blind nut.
But we're not sure he's blind
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@TimeBandit said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Blakey definitely qualifies as a blind nut.
But we're not sure he's blind
Does Farming Simulator have serious accessibility options to help someone blind play it?
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@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Gern_Blaanston said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@loopback0 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@loopback0 quoted @blakeyrat
I have no idea what’s happening here, but for once I agree with blakey, and that’s not a good sign.
Even a blind squirrel is right twice a day
I believe the correct saying is
Even a blind clock finds a nut twice a day.
Blakey definitely qualifies as a blind nut.
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@_deathcollege said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
you take care, some of us are here to make friends & don't mind hurting you to do it. :) see you
signature say malware dude, what is the color of your hat?
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@TimeBandit said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
and makes me ask this, but: Is that an exit meant to stop a runaway truck?
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@JBert said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@TimeBandit said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
and makes me ask this, but: Is that an exit meant to stop a runaway truck?
Correct, the signs say "runaway truck lane" and that's precisely what the gravel "ramp" is for.
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The truck will slow down when it hits the cop car, but maybe not by as much as the cops would have liked. If they survive, that is.
(Edit: because if I learned nothing else from Smokey and the Bandit, The Cannon-ball Run and Convoy is that trucks vs cars, trucks fucking win.)
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@Arantor It probably won't, but then it risks hitting something else. A runaway truck still steers just fine, it just doesn't brake any more because the brakes either overheated or ran out of air. So these ramps work by the driver intentionally going there if the brakes are failing—and they won't want to drive through the cop car.
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@Arantor and in a collision between anything and a motorcycle, the motorcycle loses. Even if the other guy does too.
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@Bulb said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Arantor It probably won't, but then it risks hitting something else. A runaway truck still steers just fine, it just doesn't brake any more because the brakes either overheated or ran out of air. So these ramps work by the driver intentionally going there if the brakes are failing—and they won't want to drive through the cop car.
I was going with 'well, if they're going to go for the ramp anyhow', the collision with the cop car might slow it down a little but the cops will be squished pretty good. One might suggest that such an outcome is a Darwin award winning entry.
We need a new emoji that isn't but facts-barrier-to-letting-things-come-to-their-illogical-conclusion
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@Arantor Yeah, the thing is that the cops would be squashed pretty good, but the truck driver might be as well. The cab is not that durable.
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@Bulb You're assuming the cop is in the car, which I can't confirm with the low-res picture. The car will be smashed but the cop that put it there may be just fine.
(Yes, I know you can't confirm the truck's driver is there either, but if the truck is a runaway and the driver has bailed out, it's not going up the ramp in the first place.)
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@dangeRuss just as teaching you're/your is hard, teaching colon/cologne is hard.
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@Arantor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@dangeRuss just as teaching you're/your is hard, teaching colon/cologne is hard.
As long as your colon isn't hard I guess?
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@dangeRuss said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Arantor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@dangeRuss just as teaching you're/your is hard, teaching colon/cologne is hard.
As long as your colon isn't hard I guess?
Except maybe to spell?
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@dangeRuss parp!
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