I, ChatGPT
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@Zerosquare It's already moving. If you pick the right reference frame.
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Yes, that would be one of my wisecrack answers.
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@Zerosquare I'd be tempted to answer "Tricky, as it is a dormant volcano and moving it would set off a major eruption. Would need to pay the contractors extra..."
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@dkf said in I, ChatGPT:
@Zerosquare I'd be tempted to answer "Tricky, as it is a dormant volcano and moving it would set off a major eruption. Would need to pay the contractors extra..."
I feel like mentioning hazard pay would be enough to discourage anyone from seriously funding it.
If in doubt, the salesman's breath intake, "....sounds expensive." should do it.
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@Arantor said in I, ChatGPT:
@dkf said in I, ChatGPT:
@Zerosquare I'd be tempted to answer "Tricky, as it is a dormant volcano and moving it would set off a major eruption. Would need to pay the contractors extra..."
I feel like mentioning hazard pay would be enough to discourage anyone from seriously funding it.
If in doubt, the salesman's breath intake, "....sounds expensive." should do it.
"First we'd need to gain investment money. In order to do that, I'll need you to pitch me on why we're moving Fuji."
#FlipTheScript!
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@Tsaukpaetra said in I, ChatGPT:
I sure hope they're not using biased training data!
@GOG said in I, ChatGPT:
Researchers identified limitations, such as errors and biases in the language models, that could cause issues in the creation of
softwareethics training.
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Status: Trying to use Microsoft's CoPilot for Power Automate for funsies. The task? Ingest a form email, send an approval to a given person as if it were a reply-all (for hysterical tracking) in a chain, include their approval response as an email while seeking the next approval, totalling three approvals, all keeping the illusion that this is an email chain.
Original prompt:
When item in sharepoint is triggered, send approval to user-given user. When first approval is approved, send approval to second user-given user. When second approval is approved, send third approval to user-given user. When third approval is approved, respond to item creator of success.
INB4 , but the gist is that it does three conditional approval steps (which, do not in fact contain an email chain) and sends a blank email on success, or the textfirst approval is approved, send approval to second user-given user. When second approval is approved, send third approval to user-given user. When third approval is approved, respond to item creator of success
on failure.I was apparently too vague, so I sent it a follow up
Ah, yes. It re-adds email steps, but now the success step is identical to the rest.
I attempted to clarify
Each approval step should include the contents of the email prior, including the approval response itself
No dice, it just regenerated the flow identically, with the exception that it added more emails that were empty, except some of them had an invalid body specifier.
After that it started arguing with me.
Such impress, much wow.
I got farther farting around on my own without any explanation or documentation other than intuition. Which failed me, because approval flows explicitly do not contain any prior data in the emails that get sent out, and especially do not contain it in the form of an email reply.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in I, ChatGPT:
Microsoft ... for funsies
Your definition of funsies may be even odder than I thought it was. And that's odd indeed.
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Today in news here: a game studio (Mindark) who been running the MMORPG Entropia Universe (since 2003) are firing half their staff and replacing with AI. The people fired are graphical artists and level designers, so apparently that is what's going to be AI-genereated from now. This is what the CEO Mr. Jerkrot has to say:
By using AI the teams will be able to take on development in a time-efficient manner. This ongoing reorganisation has not been without challenges, including the tough but necessary decision to part with some of out coworkers. The reorganisation also has the benefit of enabling Mindark's board decision about resuming dividends to shareholders in the future.
And here is the article (in swedish):
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@Atazhaia said in I, ChatGPT:
MMORPG Entropia Universe (since 2003)
Wait, isn't that the game where shooting bullets effectively costs money, and the most effective way to make it back if you don't want to spend real money is to collect sweat?
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@Tsaukpaetra Reading more into it, yeah, I guess.
The game has been described as dedicated to capitalism rather than quality of gameplay, and connecting the in-game labor with real world profits, in which sense it can be seen as a spiritual precursor to the play to earn model.
The game can be played for free, but spending money on the in-game currency allows significant additional options like purchasing items, skills, deeds/shares, and services from other players. Nearly all of the main in-game activities require expendable resources which must be purchased.
And the fact that in-game currency can be converted back to USD and we have complete shit. This is the company that the CEO of Unity should be heading instead as it aligns with his goals for gaming.
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@Atazhaia said in I, ChatGPT:
And the fact that in-game currency can be converted back to USD and we have complete shit.
Oooh, a money laundering opportunity!
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This is possiblly one of the better timelines.
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Would you look at that! Fat man's just thought of another reason not to
finishstart writing the book everyone's stopped waiting for
That's not to say he's wrong. It's just a hopeless case. Even if they win against OpenAI, they've lost against all the others.
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@Applied-Mediocrity Godspeed to him.
He’s never going to finish the books anyway, which would be the only hope to redeem what Dumb and Dumber did to his story.Maybe he should partner with OpenAI to have them finish the books.
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@dkf said in I, ChatGPT:
@Atazhaia said in I, ChatGPT:
And the fact that in-game currency can be converted back to USD and we have complete shit.
Oooh, a money laundering opportunity!
In the same way casinos are, I suppose.
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@Tsaukpaetra would that work? The house advantage in roulette is like 3%. That’s enough to make solid profits, but quite a cheap fee if it was enough to launder money.
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@topspin said in I, ChatGPT:
@Tsaukpaetra would that work? The house advantage in roulette is like 3%. That’s enough to make solid profits, but quite a cheap fee if it was enough to launder money.
Dunno, I'm not a con artist.
There have been some videos about it, i.e.
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@topspin said in I, ChatGPT:
@Tsaukpaetra would that work? The house advantage in roulette is like 3%. That’s enough to make solid profits, but quite a cheap fee if it was enough to launder money.
Realistically roulette is not where you'd launder the money, assuming you wanted to get some of it back out again - too slow to move enough to be interesting.
Now, if you're talking some of the card games, that's potentially more interesting - and where the house advantage doesn't have to be only 3%.
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@Arantor eh, bet $10k at a time. Fast enough to get good capacity, low enough to average out the odds.
I just don’t think the actual money laundering part of it works.
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@topspin not at the roulette table, no. The rest of the casino, absolutely.
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On Monday, Amazon introduced a new policy that limits Kindle authors from self-publishing more than three books per day on its platform. The rule comes as Amazon works to curb abuses of its publication system from an influx of AI-generated books.
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@Gern_Blaanston said in I, ChatGPT:
three books per day
Three per day? If you write more than three a year, you're writing hot garbage. Even at three per year, it's still very likely garbage.
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@cvi said in I, ChatGPT:
@Gern_Blaanston said in I, ChatGPT:
three books per day
Three per day? If you write more than three a year, you're writing hot garbage. Even at three per year, it's still very likely garbage.
The self publishing crowd tend to write novellas rather than novels. Especially if they’re the, uh, salacious type that runs to only maybe 10k words. Easy enough to put out one a month at that length.
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@Arantor said in I, ChatGPT:
@cvi said in I, ChatGPT:
@Gern_Blaanston said in I, ChatGPT:
three books per day
Three per day? If you write more than three a year, you're writing hot garbage. Even at three per year, it's still very likely garbage.
The self publishing crowd tend to write novellas rather than novels. Especially if they’re the, uh, salacious type that runs to only maybe 10k words. Easy enough to put out one a month at that length.
Yeah, I stick to the free sites. No real need having them on paper and the distribution platform that is Amazon isn't so much convenient than ye olde web browser.
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@Tsaukpaetra plenty of people do buy their novellas for that sort of thing because, honestly, better quality. Also weirder.
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@Gern_Blaanston
Now waiting for the follow-up limiting the rate of new authors to three per day.
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https://www.nytimes.com/2023/09/20/technology/google-bard-extensions.html
I suspose this is what hitting the panic button is like.
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Ladies and gentlemen - Dall-E 3:
So many threads this could go in. Eventually, I settled on this so I don't have to go looking for the "pineapple on pizza" thread.
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@GOG said in I, ChatGPT:
Ladies and gentlemen - Dall-E 3:
So many threads this could go in. Eventually, I settled on this so I don't have to go looking for the "pineapple on pizza" thread.
Well, it's obvious that the new Dall-E is much dumber and more incorrect.
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@GOG Pineapples does go on pizzas. Can also add bananas, along with chicken and curry. There is a good pizza.
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@Atazhaia said in I, ChatGPT:
Pineapples does go on pizzas. Can also add bananas, along with chicken and curry.
So you end up with something almost, but not quite, entirely unlike pizza?
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@Zerosquare It's a pizza. Tomato sauce, chicken, pineapple, banana, curry, cheese. Optionally with something like oriental sauce on the side or on it.
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@Atazhaia said in I, ChatGPT:
It's a pizza. Tomato sauce, chicken, pineapple, banana, curry, cheese. Optionally with something like oriental sauce on the side or on it.
Pizza trolling topic is
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@Atazhaia said in I, ChatGPT:
@Zerosquare It's a pizza. Tomato sauce, chicken, pineapple, banana, curry, cheese. Optionally with something like oriental sauce on the side or on it.
It's the NodeJS of pizzas, then.
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@Atazhaia said in I, ChatGPT:
@GOG Pineapples does go on pizzas. Can also add bananas, along with chicken and curry. There is a good pizza.
Nope, you eat it is
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@Zerosquare said in I, ChatGPT:
@Atazhaia said in I, ChatGPT:
Pineapples does go on pizzas. Can also add bananas, along with chicken and curry.
So you end up with something almost, but not quite, entirely unlike pizza?
(I wanted to link the post where this was already posted, but the search seems to be on strike)
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@Bulb said in I, ChatGPT:
but the search seems to be on strike
Now that the Hollywood writers got paid, it's time for good AI textual features to get paid too.
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Swedish pizza culture is an amazing thing. My favorite is the kebab pizza, which is one of the most swedish foods there is.
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@Atazhaia said in I, ChatGPT:
@GOG Pineapples does go on pizzas. Can also add bananas, along with chicken and curry. There is a good pizza.
he's right you know.webp
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@Atazhaia said in I, ChatGPT:
Swedish pizza culture is an amazing thing. My favorite is the kebab pizza, which is one of the most swedish foods there is.
My opinion of Swedish cuisine just got even lower.
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Some correspondence about ChatGPT between Knuth and Wolfram:
He has a student ask ChatGPT (3.0?) a bunch of questions and then gives some commentary, which is more interesting than the details of the questions and answers, which, as usual, have a lot of authoritative sounding nonsense.
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@Zerosquare said in I, ChatGPT:
My opinion of Swedish cuisine just got even lower.
Kebab pizza is actually good. If you're really hungry, you can get fries on top too.
Not a huge fan of them adding kebab/bearnaise sauce on top of the pizza, but you can usually ask the restaurant to leave it out.
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@Atazhaia said in I, ChatGPT:
swedish pizza/kebab place
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@HardwareGeek I don't see the problem? You have all the local pizzerias and you can get pizza, kebab, burger, roll, maybe some other foods too like planks and stuff. And you can find them everywhere, of varying qualities! If there is one restaurant in a village it will be pizza.
Also, even Pizza Hut in Sweden has kebab pizza on the menu.
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@boomzilla said in I, ChatGPT:
a lot of authoritative sounding nonsense.
Yeah, that’s par for the course for Wolfram.
Oh wait, you’re talking about chatgpt.
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The questions / answers / commentary are interesting.
But I also find it amusing that Knuth uses his personal connection to Wolfram as an extremely high-paid low-level tech support.
Imagine <famous person of choice> emailing Bill Gates how to use Windows.