The Official Status Thread
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@Benjamin-Hall said in The Official Status Thread:
status I hate AWS, especially the SSO security token crap.
- No, copying environment variables to my shell every few minutes (short token life) isn't great. Especially since regenerating them requires a manual browser refresh.
- Having things like version ids for secrets only accessible through arcane rituals on the command line instead of in the console, while other things are only in the console and are painful to use.
- The fact that so many of their tools don't actually play nice with each other, let alone any kind of stable abstraction.
- The list continues...
one annoying part of this is getting to the end of an hour long build run...and realizing you forgot to actually compile the changes you made since the last one, so it fails in the same place (99.9% of the way through).
Even worse is that deleting Aurora (AWS's relational database thing) clusters takes...a freaking long time. And any attempt to re-deploy to an existing stack just borks everything because AWS is stupid.
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@sebastian-galczynski said in The Official Status Thread:
looks like a language created by a boomer (...) while ignoring the last 30y of programming language development.
If you replace "programming language" by "operating system", I've heard the exact same sentence referring to this:
But I'm sure it's a coincidence ; it's not like the main guys behind both projects were the same, or something
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Status: In an impossible event you're not intended to actually complete, I very nearly made it!
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/951768947475230770/1119152140523413525/image.png
Were it not for the flurry of 503 errors that prevented me from consistently executing perfectly-timed attack commands.
(for context, each hit scores 1k points and the max points available is 1.49M, and you have 90 minutes to score as many points as possible)Howbeit a nearly-half-decade-since-launch game STILL can't handle late-night activities without issue?!? There can't have been more than a few dozen participants (unfortunately, leaderboard does not differentiate) and yet I managed to bog the server down hard enough that I couldn't complete the impossible. 😭 🤬
What a joke...
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
and yet I managed to bog the server down hard enough
You wouldn't get this from any other guy.
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@Zecc said in The Official Status Thread:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
and yet I managed to bog the server down hard enough
You wouldn't get this from any other guy.
Status: I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling; gotta make you understand...
Substatus: Work PC decided to reboot overnight without warning.
I log in, and am greeted by black desktop with Explorer not working at all.
Also, suddenly a lot of shit isn't signed properly...
And Apps don't work....
Might this be an instance where SFC /scannow might actually work?
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
reboot overnight without warning.
Package KB5027231 was successfully changed to the Installed state.
Thanks, Windows Update.
Status: Googling how to uninstall an update without the Control Panel or Settings App working...
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
Howbeit a nearly-half-decade-since-launch game STILL can't handle late-night activities without issue?!?
Sounds like a Scopely game to me.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
@Zecc said in The Official Status Thread:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
and yet I managed to bog the server down hard enough
You wouldn't get this from any other guy.
Status: I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling; gotta make you understand...
Substatus: Work PC decided to reboot overnight without warning.
I log in, and am greeted by black desktop with Explorer not working at all.
Also, suddenly a lot of shit isn't signed properly...
And Apps don't work....
Might this be an instance where SFC /scannow might actually work?
Can only improve windows to be honest.
status tired and retarded apparently.
who did the copy for this? Exercise is wrong three different times.
I did. Its fine here. Look.
Who did the html?
I think DogsB did.
He on the call?
Yup!
Has the sun turned you into a dyslexic retard? This time turn on spellcheck. Its the squiggly line under the words you can’t spell.
Aye aye!Probably my favourite tech lead.
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@e4tmyl33t said in The Official Status Thread:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
Howbeit a nearly-half-decade-since-launch game STILL can't handle late-night activities without issue?!?
Sounds like a Scopely game to me.
Star Trek Fleet Command in this instance...
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
Status: Googling how to uninstall an update without the Control Panel or Settings App working...
Uninstall success! World is normalized!
Now to figure out why Chrome is pegging a core for no apparent reason...
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
Uninstall success! World is normalized!
Status: SHIT!
At least it asked me this time.
I'll let next-week-me deal with it...
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Status: Not at home for 4-ish weeks and the fucking potatoes start growing out of the shelves.
Bees! I wanted to farm bees, not potatoes!
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@topspin said in The Official Status Thread:
Status: Not at home for 4-ish weeks and the fucking potatoes start growing out of the shelves.
Bees! I wanted to farm bees, not potatoes!
Fucking potatoes!
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
reboot overnight without warning.
You, of all people, shouldn't be surprised or bothered by it.
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@topspin said in The Official Status Thread:
Bees! I wanted to farm bees, not potatoes!
: Your wish is granted. There is now a bee hive in your cupboard.
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@topspin said in The Official Status Thread:
Status: Not at home for 4-ish weeks and the fucking potatoes start growing out of the shelves.
Bees! I wanted to farm bees, not potatoes!
I might have a use for them.
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@Zerosquare said in The Official Status Thread:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
reboot overnight without warning.
You, of all people, shouldn't be surprised or bothered by it.
I wouldn't. But I was getting rather comfortable with my 5 month uptime...
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Status: Thunderstorm with ping-pong ball sized hail and multiple power interruptions.
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Status: Over the life of this account I've earned 13k rewards points. What does that mean as a loyal customer of many years?
Enough to buy a decent SSD.
Or a week of lunch.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
I was getting rather comfortable with my 5 month uptime...
Hey! Who are you, and what have you done to the real @Tsaukpaetra?
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Status: Probably should make an auto-cull script for the security cameras folder.
It does not have any kind of rotation since it's essentially a dumb ftp dump target.
Deleting 6Tb of video....
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@Zerosquare said in The Official Status Thread:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
I was getting rather comfortable with my 5 month uptime...
Hey! Who are you, and what have you done to the real @Tsaukpaetra?
I apologise, I misspoke. I meant work personal computer primary, which mostly does not participate in my own shenanigans. Barring Windows Updates, apparently.
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Workplace or not, I'm impressed any computer you use could have such an uptime.
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status been researching the apple goggles. I was kind of on board but not at 3500. However i was listening to Cortex, Apple’s unpaid marketing department, and now I’m completely gone off them. There’s something about Apple fanboys that turn me off. I’m thinking of going back to lineage on a note 10 now.
Anyway I’m subscribing to Cortex again.
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Status: Got ripped off by a bottle deposit machine.
Not that I care for 25 cents, but you can’t just eat the bottle, show a stupid error message accusing me of “throwing” the bottle too fast, then fucking keep it without accounting for it. Scandalous.
Fucking machines, they’ll be our end.
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Rudimentary creatures of blood and flesh. You touch my mind fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding.
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@Zerosquare said in The Official Status Thread:
Workplace or not, I'm impressed any computer
you userunning Windows could have such an uptime.FTFY
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@Zerosquare said in The Official Status Thread:
Workplace or not, I'm impressed any computer you use could have such an uptime.
fine! *reboots all the dootz*
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Status: My God, I have never endured a browser this dysfunctional. I'm so tired of having to unload a tab, several times, because it keeps loading the first screen of a five screen page five times sequentially and won't right itself on a reload. That and having to police my tab usage to under half a dozen, let it blow up to 3GB despite its own task manager reporting 30MB between them. What the fuck is the difference between a laptop with 8GB and a desktop with 4GB? Yeah yeah 4GB but that 8GB was like something out of a Warner cartoon. 8GB can fit an elephant, a battleship, and the moon while 4GB can barely hold a paperclip and some ground pepper.
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@Zenith Yes, but also stop trying to make 4 GB happen. It ain't gonna happen.
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@DogsB said in The Official Status Thread:
status been researching the apple goggles.
Why? Do they do anything?
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@Zecc said in The Official Status Thread:
@DogsB said in The Official Status Thread:
status been researching the apple goggles.
Why? Do they do anything?
“Siri, fade out peasants”
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TV status:
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@error RIP
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This TV has encountered an @error.
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@Zerosquare said in The Official Status Thread:
This TV has encountered an @error.
A @tsaukpaetra was observed in the area.
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Great weather for al fresco dining:
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Status: I feel like I could get so much done today if I don't sleep and maybe some of it tomorrow if I do.
- started emptying out fridge/freezer of stuff that I think expired
- replaced a few flashlights and changed batteries
- cleaned toilet for reals real with tons of 3Cs
- set up air freshener in the bathroom (I can't smell to save my life but maybe it'll help)
- filled up 2 of 3 garbage cans (pickup isn't until mid-week, boo urns!)
- finish cleaning/reorganizing the rest of the bathroom
Tomorrow most likely:
- buy new toilet seat/cover (can't very well do after 10PM)
- buy paint rollers to start rewaterproofing the basement floor and walls later this year
- move both dehumidifiers I bought last year to the basement
- get some measurements for shelf riser in the dining room...I need these shelves to it over the baseboard heaters...then I can get some stuff off the floor
- clean out the Jeep (sometimes people can be forgiven for thinking I live in it for how much stuff piles up)
- set up more air fresheners
- change smoke alarm batteries
These stupid Golo pills haven't done shit for my weight but my energy level and ability to sleep for more than half an hour at a time has improved a bit the last few days...
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Status: so, dead scooter battery for a scooter my mother acquired at I a liquidation auction. Shows 0.5 volts out of 36.
Sister's husband pipes up and says "oh! I have a battery charger with that connector! I'll take it and pump 5 amps into it, that'll fix it!"
I was able to refrain from slapping the Shit out of him.
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@Zenith Pain in the ass tape measure is missing.
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@Zenith said in The Official Status Thread:
@Zenith Pain in the ass tape measure is missing.
Sounds like you will need to go to great lengths to find it.
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@izzion Finally reappeared! In your face causality!
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@Zenith said in The Official Status Thread:
@izzion Finally reappeared! In your face causality!
It was inevitable.
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@Zenith
It was right next to those windows cd's wasn't it?
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Is half the internet behind Cloudflare capthas now? I just spent about two minutes trying to get through one to buy a train ticket. Spent twenty minutes on one yesterday.
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@DogsB said in The Official Status Thread:
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Is half the internet behind Cloudflare capthas now? I just spent about two minutes trying to get through one to buy a train ticket. Spent twenty minutes on one yesterday.
Sounds like a skill issue
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@loopback0 said in The Official Status Thread:
@DogsB said in The Official Status Thread:
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Is half the internet behind Cloudflare capthas now? I just spent about two minutes trying to get through one to buy a train ticket. Spent twenty minutes on one yesterday.
Sounds like a skill issue
Cars and fire hydrants serve the same purpose, according to dogs