The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread
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@PleegWat said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@Benjamin-Hall The idea of there being a correct temperature to bake pizza hawaii at offends me. Unless that temperature is above, say, 1000°C.
Makes sense. That's why they have volcanoes.
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To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you! You have my Word.
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Caption: Power Point.
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@Mason_Wheeler said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you! You have my Word.
That's a pretty bad outlook for the thief.
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@LaoC said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@Mason_Wheeler said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you! You have my Word.
That's a pretty bad outlook for the thief.
Perhaps we can make some kind of deal for the safe return of your Office. Some kind of exchange, perhaps?
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@Mason_Wheeler said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you! You have my Word.
But what if he Excels?
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@Mason_Wheeler said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you! You have my Word.
You should have had better security so they wouldn't have access.
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@Watson that would take quite a lot of Money, wouldn’t it?
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@Arantor said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@Watson that would take quite a lot of Money, wouldn’t it?
But now all he can do is sq(uee)l
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@boomzilla said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
That's less a pun than a failed Tom Swifty ("The prisoner is coming down the stairs now", said the Warden, condescendingly).
I prefer "Let me know when the Bishop makes his move", said Tom, obliquely.
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@da-Doctah said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
I prefer "Let me know when the Bishop makes his move", said Tom, obliquely.
"My father underwent sex reassignment surgery yesterday", said Tom, transparently.
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An easy one:
What's the opposite of Macrohard Onfire?
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@Rhywden Microsoft Office, but that's not really a pun.
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@Mason_Wheeler We'll file that right with the past tense of cucumber. Which requires Dutch.
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"This is the first historical recipe for cucumber salad. In Dutch you can make a silly linguistic joke with the name of this dish: kwamkwammersloeg is the past tense of komkommersla (kom = come, sla = slap, past tense kwam = came and sloeg = slapped). In English this is absolutely meaningless."
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I came
I saw
I slapped
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I thought I could make a suggestion about all those Office puns earlier but I don't even have one note
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@hungrier check the store, there’s probably some kicking about in there.
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@Arantor There's not much point sharing those.
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@boomzilla
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@BernieTheBernie poly gone
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@BernieTheBernie would you like a cracker?
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How do you make Lady Gaga cry?
Poke her face
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@Mason_Wheeler said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
How do you make Lady Gaga cry?
Poke her faceAnd here I was going to put her in a sliced onion dress.
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@Mason_Wheeler said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
"I'm Michael, and this is my wife, Rhoda Botashor".
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@da-Doctah said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@Mason_Wheeler said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
"I'm Michael, and this is my wife, Rhoda Botashor".
Explanation for people without native American accent?
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@Gustav said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
Explanation for people without native American accent?
Which one were you thinking of?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1KP4ztKK0A
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@Gustav "Michael rowed the boat ashore."
Took me a while to get it, too
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@HardwareGeek I take it that this is supposed to be meaningful in some way?
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@GOG said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@HardwareGeek I take it that this is supposed to be meaningful in some way?
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@izzion Oh. Horse music.
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@GOG said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@izzion Oh. Horse music.
Who calls country .music "horse music"?!?
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@GOG said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@izzion Oh. Horse music.
Who calls country .music "horse music"?!?
The song in question isn't country, it's folk. And it was Louis Armstrong who said "All music is folk music. I ain't never heard a horse sing a song."
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@da-Doctah said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@GOG said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@izzion Oh. Horse music.
Who calls country .music "horse music"?!?
The song in question isn't country, it's folk. And it was Louis Armstrong who said "All music is folk music. I ain't never heard a horse sing a song."
Someone should have introduced Mr. Armstrong to a cat and/or Justin Bieber.