The Official Status Thread
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@Zenith said in The Official Status Thread:
@Gąska I know, I wish any of those car warranty calls were really their final attempt.
I wonder if I can sue them for false advertising.
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@Zenith said in The Official Status Thread:
the Indians there knew a 2042 DeLorean isn't a real car and hung up.
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Status: Abusing mobile app offers to get Dave's Single, chicken sandwich and large fries for $2.60.
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@Zenith said in The Official Status Thread:
@Gąska I know, I wish any of those car warranty calls were really their final attempt. I had one yesterday I was just going to waste time with but the Indians there knew a 2042 DeLorean isn't a real car and hung up.
You got a real person? I only get robots. I'm too to press <whatever> and talk to a real person.
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@DogsB said in The Official Status Thread:
@loopback0 said in The Official Status Thread:
like the taste but as they're marketed at kids then the Milkybars themselves are usually kid-sized
It was how I justified eating two of them.
You ate two whole kids? That's gluttony.
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@dcon said in The Official Status Thread:
You got a real person? I only get robots.
Are the robots Indian too?
: press to do the needful
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@Zerosquare said in The Official Status Thread:
@dcon said in The Official Status Thread:
You got a real person? I only get robots.
Are the robots Indian too?
No, it's "Suzy"! (actually, there's a bunch of different names now - all with american accents. Maybe the pick an accent based on location now... - at least the Chinese phone calls have stopped)
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@dcon Well I used to just hang up, and that didn't work, so then I hit 2 to be removed from the list, and that didn't work, so now sometimes I hit 1 and try to talk them to death.
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@Zenith said in The Official Status Thread:
so then I hit 2 to be
removed fromconfirmed as a must-call number on the listFTFY
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Status: Didn't even reach main menu and already have achievement unlocked. That doesn't bode well.
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@Gąska said in The Official Status Thread:
Status: Didn't even reach main menu and already have achievement unlocked. That doesn't bode well.
I was seriously considering adding a "you started the App!" achievement to Hypatia.
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Considering the number of users and the fact you developed it... the fact someone else actually started the app without it immediately crashing would be an achievement, indeed.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
@Gąska said in The Official Status Thread:
Status: Didn't even reach main menu and already have achievement unlocked. That doesn't bode well.
I was seriously considering adding a "you started the App!" achievement to Hypatia.
You should also add an "You've Won An Achievement" achievement..
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@Zerosquare said in The Official Status Thread:
Considering the number of users and the fact you developed it... the fact someone else actually started the app without it immediately crashing would be an achievement, indeed.
Hey now, it starts! Whether the servers are up is another question....
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@Zecc said in The Official Status Thread:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
@Gąska said in The Official Status Thread:
Status: Didn't even reach main menu and already have achievement unlocked. That doesn't bode well.
I was seriously considering adding a "you started the App!" achievement to Hypatia.
You should also add an "You've Won An Achievement" achievement..
I know just the game for you!
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@Gąska Didn't follow the link to confirm, but I think I've played it way back then. I had in the back of my mind when I posted.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
@Gąska said in The Official Status Thread:
Status: Didn't even reach main menu and already have achievement unlocked. That doesn't bode well.
I was seriously considering adding a "you started the App!" achievement to Hypatia.
What percentage of players have unlocked that achievement?
Filed under:
E_DIV_BY_ZERO
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@HardwareGeek said in The Official Status Thread:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
@Gąska said in The Official Status Thread:
Status: Didn't even reach main menu and already have achievement unlocked. That doesn't bode well.
I was seriously considering adding a "you started the App!" achievement to Hypatia.
What percentage of players have unlocked that achievement?
Filed under:
E_DIV_BY_ZERO
I've never tried to divide by
E_NOT_FOUND
before.
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Status: Nice.
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Status: I love unlearned people.
*joins chat for Highly Specific Device*
Hey does this work for Completely Different Device?
No.I just have to wonder if this is that same kind of people that would put milk into their car because it makes them have gas so it's basically the same thing, right?
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Status: started reading new posts on the forum at around 1:30 AM, and it's now 1:06 AM. Time really does fly.
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@Zecc TIL Spain and Portugal are in different time zones. I mean, it almost makes sense, but it already doesn't make sense for Spain to be in the time zone it is, so there's that..
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@Zecc said in The Official Status Thread:
Status: started reading new posts on the forum at around 1:30 AM, and it's now 1:06 AM. Time really does fly.
The NodeBB bugs thread is
()
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
same kind of people
Status: I appear to have been banned after saying:
Sometimes I wonder...
Most excellent.
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@topspin said in The Official Status Thread:
@Zecc TIL Spain and Portugal are in different time zones. I mean, it almost makes sense, but it already doesn't make sense for Spain to be in the time zone it is, so there's that..
The logical place for the timezone boundary is along the Dutch/German, Belgian/German, Luxembourg/German, French/German, French/Swiss, and French/Italian borders.
Spain is almost entirely west of the Greenwich meridian.
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status: imagine getting baptized on Halloween.... 😨
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Non-lounge status Both of my Windows boxen are saying I can upgrade to windows 11. Should I?
...meh...let's do it.I think I'll do my desktop (since I won't need it today) and wait on my laptop (which will get used to run a D&D session) until tomorrow, when I won't need the laptop for a week.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
@Zerosquare said in The Official Status Thread:
Considering the number of users and the fact you developed it... the fact someone else actually started the app without it immediately crashing would be an achievement, indeed.
Hey now, it starts! Whether the servers are up is another question....
Welcome to Hypatia - Your first crash
(similar to Welcome to Dark Souls - your first death)
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@Benjamin-Hall said in The Official Status Thread:
Both of my Windows boxen are saying I can upgrade to windows 11. Should I?
There's a thread for that.
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@Benjamin-Hall said in The Official Status Thread:
Non-lounge status Both of my Windows boxen are saying I can upgrade to windows 11. Should I?
NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
...meh...let's do it.
OOOOOooooooooooo...........
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I'm apparently going to a swingers' club for Halloween. This is a first for me.
I consider swinging to be kink-adjacent. Not the same lifestyle as the parties I usually attend, but not completely different either.
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@Gąska So far the only issues were that the installation process (pre-first-reboot) sat at 0% completion for 10 minutes or so, then jumped to 100% without passing through the numbers in between. And the progress after the first reboot was similarly lumpy.
I can tell that I'm going to need to find a way to put a clock on the secondary monitor, because when I have a full-screen game open on the primary, having the clock only there is kinda pointless.
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@Benjamin-Hall said in The Official Status Thread:
I can tell that I'm going to need to find a way to put a clock on the secondary monitor, because when I have a full-screen game open on the primary, having the clock only there is kinda pointless.
This is my only annoyance with W11.
I did try ElevenClock at the time but it was a bit buggy so I removed it again. That was 3 weeks ago and it's had a few updates since so may be better now.
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@error said in The Official Status Thread:
I'm apparently going to a swingers' club for Halloween. This is a first for me.
I consider swinging to be kink-adjacent. Not the same lifestyle as the parties I usually attend, but not completely different either.
That went... well.
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@error said in The Official Status Thread:
@error said in The Official Status Thread:
I'm apparently going to a swingers' club for Halloween. This is a first for me.
I consider swinging to be kink-adjacent. Not the same lifestyle as the parties I usually attend, but not completely different either.
That went... well.
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status my theme song of the day:
34fede24d414ef3165c2e172b91c02e0.mp4I can eat pretty much anything without getting sick. But my stomach deals with things by creating some interesting gases.
The worst has I've had actually caused a burning sensation of my skin. Not to mention the eyes and nose.
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@Carnage said in The Official Status Thread:
status my theme song of the day:
34fede24d414ef3165c2e172b91c02e0.mp4I can eat pretty much anything without getting sick. But my stomach deals with things by creating some interesting gases.
The worst has I've had actually caused a burning sensation of my skin. Not to mention the eyes and nose.I believe I speak for everyone when I ask... What in god's name are you eating and how do we avoid it?
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@DogsB said in The Official Status Thread:
@Carnage said in The Official Status Thread:
status my theme song of the day:
34fede24d414ef3165c2e172b91c02e0.mp4I can eat pretty much anything without getting sick. But my stomach deals with things by creating some interesting gases.
The worst has I've had actually caused a burning sensation of my skin. Not to mention the eyes and nose.I believe I speak for everyone when I ask... What in god's name are you eating and how do we avoid it?
Currently, I've only eaten a few kg of candy, chips and Mexican food.
But I've eaten some suspicious stuff in my life The only thing I remember having eaten that actually was a bit too bad for my stomach was rice porridge that had gotten a neon green fuzz all over it. It had a very earthy flavour.
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@Carnage said in The Official Status Thread:
The only thing I remember having eaten that actually was a bit too bad for my stomach was rice porridge that had gotten a neon green fuzz all over it. It had a very earthy flavour.
Did you eat luminescent moss?
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@Carnage said in The Official Status Thread:
rice porridge that had gotten a neon green fuzz all over it. It had a very earthy flavour.
*@Tsaukpaetra has entered the chat*
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@DogsB said in The Official Status Thread:
@Carnage said in The Official Status Thread:
The only thing I remember having eaten that actually was a bit too bad for my stomach was rice porridge that had gotten a neon green fuzz all over it. It had a very earthy flavour.
Did you eat luminescent moss?
I'm not finding any images of food that's got a similar colour of mould, but no, as far as I can remember I've never eaten bioluminescent moss.
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Status: Went to a huge Halloween party. Much dancing (i.e. awkwardly moving around), no swinging. Well, at least for me, who knows what other people do at the end of the night. Also, hung over.
Entrance was strictly with vaccinated/recovered covid pass only. Considering the size of the thing, I expect around 5-10% of faked documents to still amount to a large number of unvaccinated people.
If this attendance tracking app actually does anything, it should be almost certain that at least one person gets a positive test next week and I think then everyone should get a notification. Will see how that goes. I bet nothing at all happens.
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@topspin said in The Official Status Thread:
swinging
Status: disappointed nobody asked for details
Also, sleepy from not getting much sleep.
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@error well, spill the tea.
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@topspin said in The Official Status Thread:
@error well, spill the tea.
I still don't know her name, but she blew me absolutely silly.
Also, single males seem to be at a distinct disadvantage at swinger parties. I'm glad we came as a couple ().
Alsoalso, porno theaters are skeevy places and it felt kind of gross just being there, but I liked the people.
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@error said in The Official Status Thread:
porno theaters are skeevy places and it felt kind of gross just being there
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@error said in The Official Status Thread:
Alsoalso, porno theaters are skeevy places and it felt kind of gross just being there
Well, you know, the cleaning protocols are only for COVID, not for other bodily fluids
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@PleegWat said in The Official Status Thread:
@topspin said in The Official Status Thread:
@Zecc TIL Spain and Portugal are in different time zones. I mean, it almost makes sense, but it already doesn't make sense for Spain to be in the time zone it is, so there's that..
The logical place for the timezone boundary is along the Dutch/German, Belgian/German, Luxembourg/German, French/German, French/Swiss, and French/Italian borders.
Yeah, that would be fun. Adjusting the clock every time I visit my family and hop over the border into Germany to get cheap (well, less expensive) gas and maybe some groceries.
But it is logical.
Before WW2 the Netherlands were on "Amsterdam time", which was UTC + 0:20. Since then we're on Berlin time, UTC + 1 (aka. CET), so basically we're 40 minutes off. Except in summertime, when it's 1:40 off.
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This morning's scrum: Does anybody have any good Halloween stories?
Um. No?
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