The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@boomzilla I'm afraid I've lost connection to the Internet...
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boomzilla I'm afraid I've lost connection to the Internet...
Bite it to make sure it's real.
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@obeselymorbid ... that was non-alcoholic champagne...
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@obeselymorbid It appears to be an instructables panel...
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@obeselymorbid It appears to be an instructables panel...
Yeah. That's what winning looks like.
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@El_Heffe Flagged for misgendering?
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@El_Heffe Flagged for misgendering?
Butthole not shown
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@Gribnit said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@El_Heffe Flagged for misgendering?
Butthole not shown
And might never show.
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@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
That was the character's only relatable moment. Also, nits breed lice.
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@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
No matter how good you are at what you do, there's always some Asian kid who does it better.
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@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
No matter how good you are at what you do, there's always some Asian kid who does it better.
This evens out a bit with age, different suicide rates.
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@El_Heffe someone named "vagwitch" wouldn't get it.
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@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
No matter how good you are at what you do, there's always some Asian kid who does it better.
... and who's only 12!
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@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Elbonians!
How did they enter your garage?
If it was you to buy cheap slave labor from Elbonia, you deserve it!
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@BernieTheBernie said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Elbonians!
How did they enter your garage?
If it was you to buy cheap slave labor from Elbonia, you deserve it!No man, those are the seven dwarves.
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@Gribnit said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
No man, those are the seven dwarves.
One is missing
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@TimeBandit said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Gribnit said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
No man, those are the seven dwarves.
One is missing
He's right behind you.
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@boomzilla they'd have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for poor penmanship.
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@remi said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Now if anyone knows for languages of totally different backgrounds (e.g. Chinese), I couldn't make any sensible search for those, not knowing much about them.
Tagalog and Ilonggo have the same feature of using plurals for politeness. I read it's common in a few other Filipino languages as well as Finnish.
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@LaoC said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@remi said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Now if anyone knows for languages of totally different backgrounds (e.g. Chinese), I couldn't make any sensible search for those, not knowing much about them.
Tagalog and Ilonggo have the same feature of using plurals for politeness. I read it's common in a few other Filipino languages as well as Finnish.
Is this convergence or did Filipino get some Finno-Ugric root?
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@Gąska some math jerk at Google is having him on as to the definition of
full answer
, film boring without audio.
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Stopped to pick up some ice cream shortly before (10pm) closing time at Safeway tonight. Just as I got into the store the manager gets on the PA system and announces :
"Attention, Safeway shoppers. The time is now nine forty-eight, and we will be closing in twenty-eight minutes."
(pause)
"I mean eighteen minutes."
(pause, while I mutter to myself in the spice aisle, "try twelve".)
"That should be twelve minutes. I can do math."
I just wish I could have had him at the checkout counter a few minutes later trying to make change for my purchase.
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@Gąska
(you need to link thru and turn the sound on)
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@dcon I recognize the words "... da merda" and that's about it.
For those who don't understand Portuguese, it literally means "of shit", in equal level of impoliteness (not much, but a bit), but used more like "fucking" as an adjective.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYdXZwjw6kk
Guy has only like five videos on his channel but 11k subs. Worth a sub?
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@DoctorJones Argh, reddit.
Have an upvote and downvote.
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@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I recognize the words
I didn't recognize any of the words. Didn't need to!
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@boomzilla now remember I am not Bob nor would I claim to speak for Bob but I know that I speak for Bob when I say that our patented SDSP system can give you the salvation you want, when you want it, with no money down and no long term contracts.
Remember - when you're up to your ass in alligators, it pays to bring more than one boat.
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@Gribnit probably not.
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