The 'Nobody Overshares Worse Than This!' thread (NSFW, probably)
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@lolwhat said in The 'Nobody Overshares Worse Than This!' thread (NSFW, probably):
Wait wait wait, she went from ass to mouth?
Well I guess we know where her tastes are...
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Status: hearing heavy breathing in the toilet stall next to me, followed by phone camera sounds. What the hell?
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The 'Nobody Overshares Worse Than This!' thread (NSFW, probably):
status: adding "how to clean cum stains from pillow" to search history. Uh, for an anonymous internet associate, I swear!
I've always just run whatever had cum stains in the laundry and it's gone. Works for blood stains as well.
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@Carnage said in The 'Nobody Overshares Worse Than This!' thread (NSFW, probably):
@Tsaukpaetra said in The 'Nobody Overshares Worse Than This!' thread (NSFW, probably):
status: adding "how to clean cum stains from pillow" to search history. Uh, for an anonymous internet associate, I swear!
I've always just run whatever had cum stains in the laundry and it's gone. Works for blood stains as well.
I'm dubious about your blood claims. Cum comes out easily enough though.
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@DogsB said in The 'Nobody Overshares Worse Than This!' thread (NSFW, probably):
@Carnage said in The 'Nobody Overshares Worse Than This!' thread (NSFW, probably):
@Tsaukpaetra said in The 'Nobody Overshares Worse Than This!' thread (NSFW, probably):
status: adding "how to clean cum stains from pillow" to search history. Uh, for an anonymous internet associate, I swear!
I've always just run whatever had cum stains in the laundry and it's gone. Works for blood stains as well.
I'm dubious about your blood claims. Cum comes out easily enough though.
I have more problems with getting oil out than blood.
With getting it out I of course mean that it's no longer visible, and I cant smell it, and the cloth isn't crusty from it.
It's still in there in minuscule amounts of course, which is why you burn all clothes that's been involved in illegal activity. Well, one of the reasons.
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@Carnage said in The 'Nobody Overshares Worse Than This!' thread (NSFW, probably):
I've always just run whatever had cum stains in the laundry and it's gone. Works for blood stains as well.
The Kink thread is
@DogsB said in The 'Nobody Overshares Worse Than This!' thread (NSFW, probably):
Cum comes out easily enough though.
And the QooC bait thread is
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@Zerosquare said in The 'Nobody Overshares Worse Than This!' thread (NSFW, probably):
@Carnage said in The 'Nobody Overshares Worse Than This!' thread (NSFW, probably):
I've always just run whatever had cum stains in the laundry and it's gone. Works for blood stains as well.
The Kink thread is
@DogsB said in The 'Nobody Overshares Worse Than This!' thread (NSFW, probably):
Cum comes out easily enough though.
And the QooC bait thread is
Hey, this is the oversharing thread, should work just as well. I could overshare more explicitly about the blood, but then I think the kink thread would be more appropriate. At least for some of it. The rest is just me either being clumsy or me getting into fights.
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@Carnage said in The 'Nobody Overshares Worse Than This!' thread (NSFW, probably):
@Tsaukpaetra said in The 'Nobody Overshares Worse Than This!' thread (NSFW, probably):
status: adding "how to clean cum stains from pillow" to search history. Uh, for an anonymous internet associate, I swear!
I've always just run whatever had cum stains in the laundry and it's gone. Works for blood stains as well.
It appears the stains are made of sterner stuff...
Edit: Erm, I mean, reportedly...
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Status: neon green. Wonder if it means something...
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You're about to transform into Captain T, whose superpower is a Technology Disruption Field?
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@Zerosquare said in The 'Nobody Overshares Worse Than This!' thread (NSFW, probably):
You're about to transform into Captain T, whose superpower is a Technology Disruption Field?
May all technology blitzle in terror!
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Status: After a week of mixed signals, I am decidedly not actually constipated as was postulated from the weird state codes being received.
System reset now in progress...
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status: I was thinking to myself "why does my breath smell like rotten---"
Well Shit. I have a rotting tooth!
Squeezed the hell out of the gum, puss and blood galore.
I suppose I should get that dental insurance...
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The pattern of hair pigment loss suggests that it is being bleached by radiation from my testicles.
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Status: Chemical burns tend to make temperature sensing to go haywire.
In other news: Balls on fire!
Great Balls Of Fire – 02:34
— Jerry Lee Lewis - Topic
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@Tsaukpaetra Why are you chemically burning your balls?
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@Atazhaia said in The 'Nobody Overshares Worse Than This!' thread (NSFW, probably):
@Tsaukpaetra Why are you chemically burning your balls?
Moment of weakness I suppose.
Anyways, it seems to be better now, no longer experiencing extended erections and dull aching all throughout. Mission success?
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@Tsaukpaetra Chemical burns gave you extended erections? Well, I wont kink-shame...
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@Atazhaia said in The 'Nobody Overshares Worse Than This!' thread (NSFW, probably):
@Tsaukpaetra Chemical burns gave you extended erections? Well, I wont kink-shame...
Opposite.
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@Atazhaia said in The 'Nobody Overshares Worse Than This!' thread (NSFW, probably):
@Tsaukpaetra Why are you chemically burning your balls?
This is definitely a Question I Don't Want To Know The Answer To™
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Blood pressure randomly changing, reta mirabulum likely congested, heat regulation affected. If I didn't need a neck for contract law negotiations, I tell you...
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@HardwareGeek said in The 'Nobody Overshares Worse Than This!' thread (NSFW, probably):
@Atazhaia said in The 'Nobody Overshares Worse Than This!' thread (NSFW, probably):
@Tsaukpaetra Why are you chemically burning your balls?
This is definitely a Question I Don't Want To Know The Answer To™
And yet, here you are.
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@Atazhaia said in The 'Nobody Overshares Worse Than This!' thread (NSFW, probably):
@HardwareGeek said in The 'Nobody Overshares Worse Than This!' thread (NSFW, probably):
@Atazhaia said in The 'Nobody Overshares Worse Than This!' thread (NSFW, probably):
@Tsaukpaetra Why are you chemically burning your balls?
This is definitely a Question I Don't Want To Know The Answer To™
And yet, here you are.
You know what they say about the curiously morbid...
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status: attempting to override subconscious twitch which will have me ripping my rotting tooth out due to feedback loop.
The throbbing pain-almost pleasure is becoming very pervasive and it's very difficult to avoid pressing my tongue all over it to increase the sensation.
It's also preventing sleep so there's that...
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status: speaking of sleep, the old bitch apparently had a night terror and ... expressed.... herself.
The smell is very distracting, as well as the sounds of her trying to clean up.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The 'Nobody Overshares Worse Than This!' thread (NSFW, probably):
which will have me ripping my rotting tooth out due to feedback loop.
Failed.
It was a goner from the moment I detected it, I think.
On the bright side, using a talkbox just became trivially simple!
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The 'Nobody Overshares Worse Than This!' thread (NSFW, probably):
On the bright side, using a talkbox just became trivially simple!
I've heard that talkboxes are not good for your teeth (because of the vibrations).
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@Zerosquare said in The 'Nobody Overshares Worse Than This!' thread (NSFW, probably):
@Tsaukpaetra said in The 'Nobody Overshares Worse Than This!' thread (NSFW, probably):
On the bright side, using a talkbox just became trivially simple!
I've heard that talkboxes are not good for your teeth (because of the vibrations).
Can't have teeth vibration problems if you have no teeth to vibrate!
And it's more likely problems induced by biting a tube hanging out of the mouth than the vibrations thereof.
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@Tsaukpaetra you're not supposed to bite it, just grip it firmly. Yeah - just like that - that's nice.
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Status: Containment failure. An ongoing digestion issue caused a halt to bowel movement and thus material was held up. Unfortunately, the excessive built-up could not be controlled and resulted in automatic uncontrolled expulsion.
Probably should not have been a dark grey colour IMO.
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Status: I do so dislike how antibiotics tend to precede constipation...
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The 'Nobody Overshares Worse Than This!' thread (NSFW, probably):
Status: I do so dislike how antibiotics tend to precede constipation...
Protip: eating a whole lot of chocolate and bananas gives you all the constipation without any of the antibiotics
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@LaoC said in The 'Nobody Overshares Worse Than This!' thread (NSFW, probably):
@Tsaukpaetra said in The 'Nobody Overshares Worse Than This!' thread (NSFW, probably):
Status: I do so dislike how antibiotics tend to precede constipation...
Protip: eating a whole lot of chocolate and bananas gives you all the constipation without any of the antibiotics
I didn't say that the constipation was what was desired!
The opposite in fact.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The 'Nobody Overshares Worse Than This!' thread (NSFW, probably):
@LaoC said in The 'Nobody Overshares Worse Than This!' thread (NSFW, probably):
@Tsaukpaetra said in The 'Nobody Overshares Worse Than This!' thread (NSFW, probably):
Status: I do so dislike how antibiotics tend to precede constipation...
Protip: eating a whole lot of chocolate and bananas gives you all the constipation without any of the antibiotics
I didn't say that the constipation was what was desired!
I just read your inverted timeline and was like, hey, no kink shaming …
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@LaoC said in The 'Nobody Overshares Worse Than This!' thread (NSFW, probably):
@Tsaukpaetra said in The 'Nobody Overshares Worse Than This!' thread (NSFW, probably):
@LaoC said in The 'Nobody Overshares Worse Than This!' thread (NSFW, probably):
@Tsaukpaetra said in The 'Nobody Overshares Worse Than This!' thread (NSFW, probably):
Status: I do so dislike how antibiotics tend to precede constipation...
Protip: eating a whole lot of chocolate and bananas gives you all the constipation without any of the antibiotics
I didn't say that the constipation was what was desired!
I just read your inverted timeline and was like, hey, no kink shaming …
Hey, I'm about to ask someone to borrow some equipment, there's no shame in performing an enema!
I'd just... rather not. You know?
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I may have been eating too much fiber recently.
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Try switching to dial-up for a while.
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@Zerosquare said in The 'Nobody Overshares Worse Than This!' thread (NSFW, probably):
Try switching to dial-up for a while.
I don't think upping his is going to help...
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Status: Perhaps I should be spraying down with lysol more often.
I hate these stupid scrotal cysts.
Especially when it seems they're stuck on a nerve ending so doing things like standing or walking is painful...
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ITT @Tsaukpaetra discovers he has herpes.
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@TwelveBaud said in The 'Nobody Overshares Worse Than This!' thread (NSFW, probably):
ITT @Tsaukpaetra discovers he has herpes.
.... Isn't that common?
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The 'Nobody Overshares Worse Than This!' thread (NSFW, probably):
I hate these stupid scrotal cysts.
After some coaxing to the tune of $248 I received assistance which, despite the unorthodox nature and subterfuge, culminated in the removal thereof. 🎉
Turns out the wrong pore was selected before.
Also, blood can be pretty thick.
Also also, disinfectant BURNS!
....
So anyways, about finding a sex partner, I hear it's good for mental health....
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@Tsaukpaetra I have tried disinfectant in a 10 cm gash. That stung quite a bit more than getting the gash in the first place. Also, a surprisingly efficient hospital visit of go in, go into examination room, local anaestethic, cleaning of wound, sew it up, bandage on, done.
Compared to me getting a twig lodged in the foot where they waited a week before removing it...
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@Atazhaia said in The 'Nobody Overshares Worse Than This!' thread (NSFW, probably):
Compared to me getting a twig lodged in the foot where they waited a week before removing it...
My father had a twig stuck in his leg as a child, which was deep-enough that it couldn't be removed trivially but also shallow-enough to not be a real issue. So he kept it for... I don't know, maybe 60 years? It finally got removed one day he had a totally unrelated surgery on his legs.
I guess the surgeon was doing some sort of pre-commit last look at the code and thought "oh I'll fix the indentation of that function while I'm at it."
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@remi said in The 'Nobody Overshares Worse Than This!' thread (NSFW, probably):
So he kept it for... I don't know, maybe 60 years?
// TODO: fix this later
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@remi said in The 'Nobody Overshares Worse Than This!' thread (NSFW, probably):
@Atazhaia said in The 'Nobody Overshares Worse Than This!' thread (NSFW, probably):
Compared to me getting a twig lodged in the foot where they waited a week before removing it...
My father had a twig stuck in his leg as a child, which was deep-enough that it couldn't be removed trivially but also shallow-enough to not be a real issue. So he kept it for... I don't know, maybe 60 years? It finally got removed one day he had a totally unrelated surgery on his legs.
I guess the surgeon was doing some sort of pre-commit last look at the code and thought "oh I'll fix the indentation of that function while I'm at it."
Funny some wood survived that long. I had a bit of brass removed a while ago that had been in my face for 35 years and it was all crumbly already.
Speaking of stuff lodged in extremities: tryphobia, anyone? Courtesty of this motherfucking sea urchin.
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@LaoC said in The 'Nobody Overshares Worse Than This!' thread (NSFW, probably):
Funny some wood survived that long.
Well tbh I wasn't there when he got it () and when he told the story that was a memory from long ago (). So I have no idea what material the thing really was. For all I know it could have been some sort of plastic or ceramic or whatever else. Also I have no idea in what condition it was when the surgeon removed it and I don't think my father got to keep it.
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status: Hrm. Should probably wash the bedsheets.... Rancid cold sweat is pretty unappealing.
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@Tsaukpaetra Sweat?