The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread
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@Tsaukpaetra it's dates
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@homoBalkanus said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@Tsaukpaetra it's dates
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Sometimes I think I need a way to think simpler.
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I expected it was something so obvious that I was even afraid to ask
Thanks, @Tsaukpaetra, your courage shall not be forgotten.
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@JBert said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
I've been staring at this for a while now and I still don't get it.
@homoBalkanus said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
would it help if I told you there's a type of dried fruit inside?
@Tsaukpaetra said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@homoBalkanus said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
it's dates
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Sometimes I think I need a way to think simpler.
Don't feel plummed out, it figures that this pun was hard to get after I asked for the first clue.
Some great puns might come mango, but visual puns are the worst of the worst for several raisins.
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@JBert
You deserve a good, swift kick in the nuts for that
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@Luhmann That reeds like some sour grapes
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@Luhmann said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@JBert
You deserve a good, swift kick in the nuts for thatHey, we were doing dried fruit puns! Nut puns are an entirely different category, they are harder to crack.
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@JBert There is a kernel of truth in what you're sowing, but some bad apples are bound to crop up when we compost here.
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Not sure I like what’s currantly going on.
Uh, currently. I’ll just have to resist.
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@kazitor I'm sorry that you can't relay, but I can't just throw all these puns into the ground.
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@Applied-Mediocrity said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@kazitor I'm sorry that you can't relay, but I can't just throw all these puns into the ground.
That's a live hot take. Can you float the virtual ground?
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@Benjamin-Hall I guess it's easier to decipher when you know the song.
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@Gąska I didn't know the song but shouldn't the clock say "7:59" rather than "1:08"? Or "1:28" for a very literal reading?
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@remi Don't know the song either but I think you're supposed to pronounce the time "one oh-eight", that would kinda work out.
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@ixvedeusi that's the vocal hook. It's characteristic.
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@ixvedeusi Maybe if the "to" in the song is more or less silent, yes. But seeing the lyrics written, it's hard to think that "oh" is a better fit for "to" than, well, "to" (or "two").
Filed under: posts that make no sense out of context.
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@remi hear it ever, you would not then again say this
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@remi it may be older than you, and it's no worse than Eurovision.
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@Gribnit said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@remi it may be older than you,
Congratulations, you made me do a Google search. But no. I stand by my .
and it's no worse than Eurovision.
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@remi she pronounces it more like "wanna wait", which is fairly close to 1:08.
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@Gąska said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@Benjamin-Hall I guess it's easier to decipher when you know the song.
Song?
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@Luhmann said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@boomzilla said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
Song?
music, boomer!
How do we make posts autoplay audio?
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@Gribnit
Smash your head harder against the keyboard until your ears start ringing?
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@Luhmann said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@Gribnit
Smash your head harder against the keyboard until your ears start ringing?No arms, asshole.
Okay, you got me. I just really like the way this feels on my forehead.
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@boomzilla said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
It's even worse because Finland is not part of Scandinavia.
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@Rhywden said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@boomzilla said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
It's even worse because Finland is not part of Scandinavia.
According to Finland and linguistics, but what does Scandinavia think?
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@boomzilla said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@Gąska said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@Benjamin-Hall I guess it's easier to decipher when you know the song.
Song?
Paula Cole - I Don't Want to Wait (Official Music Video) – [00:54..01:02] 04:15
— RHINO
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@Tsaukpaetra ah, right.
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What did the general say when he came out of the closet?
Supplies!
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@Benjamin-Hall the historical fedorasheepty went rather heavily armed (and armored), even compared to the ordinary feudal takethief. Not a surprising choice. Especially given the (titled) Sherriff's circumscribtion of action.
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@Gąska said in The unofficial offical bad pun of the day thread:
@Benjamin-Hall I guess it's easier to decipher when you know the song.
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...a little ol' place where we can get together:
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Another one from my uncle--
What's the formal name of a "fear of spiders in Babylonian salt":
Iraq-Na-phobia. Sorry, I'll leaveAnd a bonus pun:
When a bale of marijuana washed up on shore, the birds got to it before it was recovered.
No tern was unstoned.
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