The Official Status Thread


  • BINNED

    @Zerosquare said in The Official Status Thread:

    @topspin said in The Official Status Thread:

    @topspin said in The Official Status Thread:

    Time for a 4 day weekend! šŸŽ‰

    Status: RAAAIIIIN

    Isn't that ironic? šŸšŽ

    Do you think?

    Iā€™m once again as far away from wedding day as possible.



  • Status: It's just great when you put in an order somewhere and you receive e-mails with no order number, item description, quantity, price, or some combination thereof. Why for the love of God is this happening in 2021? And it's like, you can drop a note suggesting they include that and know it'll never happen because they don't want to or can't figure out how.


  • Considered Harmful

    @Zenith said in The Official Status Thread:

    Status: It's just great when you put in an order somewhere and you receive e-mails with no order number, item description, quantity, price, or some combination thereof. Why for the love of God is this happening in 2021? And it's like, you can drop a note suggesting they include that and know it'll never happen because they don't want to or can't figure out how.

    Do you really want there to be a paper trail for that purchase, in particular?



  • @Gribnit said in The Official Status Thread:

    @Zenith said in The Official Status Thread:

    Status: It's just great when you put in an order somewhere and you receive e-mails with no order number, item description, quantity, price, or some combination thereof. Why for the love of God is this happening in 2021? And it's like, you can drop a note suggesting they include that and know it'll never happen because they don't want to or can't figure out how.

    Do you really want there to be a paper trail for that purchase, in particular?

    When it's inventory for resale, absolutely.

    Edit: I'm sure if it were neon dildos, it'd be spelled out in graphic detail with 2000x2000 images embedded and 69 random addresses in the CC field,.


  • Considered Harmful

    @Zenith said in The Official Status Thread:

    @Gribnit said in The Official Status Thread:

    @Zenith said in The Official Status Thread:

    Status: It's just great when you put in an order somewhere and you receive e-mails with no order number, item description, quantity, price, or some combination thereof. Why for the love of God is this happening in 2021? And it's like, you can drop a note suggesting they include that and know it'll never happen because they don't want to or can't figure out how.

    Do you really want there to be a paper trail for that purchase, in particular?

    When it's inventory for resale, absolutely.

    Ew



  • @error If that new drug you're trying works, please share the details so we can all make Fred disappear.



  • @Zenith said in The Official Status Thread:

    Status: It's just great when you put in an order somewhere and you receive e-mails with no order number, item description, quantity, price, or some combination thereof. Why for the love of God is this happening in 2021? And it's like, you can drop a note suggesting they include that and know it'll never happen because they don't want to or can't figure out how.

    I can do you one better. I get the message: "We just shipped your item, here's the tracking number."

    Used the tracking number to see when the package would arrive - of course it's arriving Tursday at 10am. When I'm at school.

    But wait, I can change the delivery time? Er, no. I can only change the date. To Friday ... morning. When I'm at school.

    But! I can change that to "don't try the home address, divert to depot pickup immediately"! Did that, got a message that, yes, the package would arrive at the depot on Thursday. At the time of the message the package actually already was at the depot!

    Then I arrived at the depot today - no package? Why? Because it's out for delivery. Fucking numbnuts.



  • @Rhywden Well here's another. I think I mentioned it a few pages back. I'd ordered these coins with Ben Franklin on them. Two months go by, no update. No way to check order status, because it's broken (surprise), so I e-mail the only address I have inquiring about my order. Five business days go by and no response, so, being in a bad mood, I file a chargeback. Credit card company sends me a letter telling me I filed a chargeback (no, really? i did? thanks so much for notifying me!) and then another telling me it was successful. A few days after that, I get a shipment notice and now I have these coins. Now, normally I am an honest person. I thought about mailing them a money order, since I know they won't be able to figure out how to reverse the chargeback or rerun the charge. But I also know, if I mail that money order, they'll figure out how to charge me twice. So I'm going to do nothing even though it's wrong because I don't want more shit to deal with.



  • status

    FedEx: (text) Your package has been delivered.
    dcon: Walks outside. Um. No.

    edit: After typing this, walked back out. Oh, there it is. Guess they sent the text before actually dropping it off.



  • @dcon said in The Official Status Thread:

    Guess they sent the text before actually dropping it off.

    Hey, they had proof that they'd already delivered it, because you'd signed for it.



  • @HardwareGeek said in The Official Status Thread:

    @dcon said in The Official Status Thread:

    Guess they sent the text before actually dropping it off.

    Hey, they had proof that they'd already delivered it, because you'd signed for it.

    No signature required (in this case - unlike last time when it was a wine delivery that was just left!)

    (I registered with FedEx so any deliveries to my address generate a text.)


  • Considered Harmful

    @dcon said in The Official Status Thread:

    status

    FedEx: (text) Your package has been delivered.
    dcon: Walks outside. Um. No.

    edit: After typing this, walked back out. Oh, there it is. Guess they sent the text before actually dropping it off.

    My first smartphone was an iPaq (:belt_onion: ). I was super excited for it, I literally waited by my front door waiting for the package to arrive. So I know it was a šŸ’© when they informed me that no one answered the door to receive the package. I ended up walking to the Fedex station in icy weather to get it (I had no car at the time).



  • @HardwareGeek said in The Official Status Thread:

    Still no grill.

    Today has been an eventful day in the grill saga. (Spoiler: No, the day did not include a delivery event.)

    If it wasn't delivered yesterday, I was supposed to call today. I did. After a bit of voicemail tag (mostly because T-Mobile is stupid and sends calls straight to voicemail instead of ringing my phone ā€” if it's a call I actually want; spam calls, of course, come right through), I spoke several times with the manager of online order pickup. The delivery company apparently picked it up from the store last night or early this morning, before she got in. But it's over their weight limit, so they won't deliver it. (This may also have happened one or more times earlier in the week.) After talking to the delivery company, the online ordering people at Walmart.com, and escalating all the way to the regional manger (boss+2, at least, for her) and not getting any answers she liked, the store manager and her immediate supervisor were going to deliver it themselves some time this afternoon or evening, depending on the weather; it's been raining heavily on and off today, and they didn't want to deliver a soggy box that would disintegrate when they tried to unload it from the boss's(?) pick-up truck. But then I got another voicemail saying "something came up, and we're looking at Saturday" now. Also, the online ordering people may be removing it from the website, because they can't actually deliver it.



  • status it helps to save the changes to the template before spending time debugging why the parameter whose key you changed isn't getting filled right.


  • Notification Spam Recipient

    Status: Today someone mentioned Hypatia was down.

    Apparently the certificates expired and it's been 9 days since anyone noticed.

    This is what prompted my most recent adventure in General Help, because upon accessing the server I couldn't due to the expired certificate, so I backdoored the connection via another bouncer server so I could Remote Desktop in.

    Where I discovered the mess that's apparently caused by shit.

    I kinda wonder when the shit will hit my house's fan, because it's set up very similarly... šŸ¤”



  • @dcon said in The Official Status Thread:

    status

    FedEx: (text) Your package has been delivered.
    dcon: Walks outside. Um. No.

    edit: After typing this, walked back out. Oh, there it is. Guess they sent the text before actually dropping it off.

    See, that happens when you fail to synchronize clocks correctly!


  • BINNED

    @Gribnit said in The Official Status Thread:

    @Zenith said in The Official Status Thread:

    @Gribnit said in The Official Status Thread:

    @Zenith said in The Official Status Thread:

    Status: It's just great when you put in an order somewhere and you receive e-mails with no order number, item description, quantity, price, or some combination thereof. Why for the love of God is this happening in 2021? And it's like, you can drop a note suggesting they include that and know it'll never happen because they don't want to or can't figure out how.

    Do you really want there to be a paper trail for that purchase, in particular?

    When it's inventory for resale, absolutely.

    Ew

    Hold on ... he didn't claim he was reselling used neon dildo's


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    @Luhmann said in The Official Status Thread:

    @Gribnit said in The Official Status Thread:

    @Zenith said in The Official Status Thread:

    @Gribnit said in The Official Status Thread:

    @Zenith said in The Official Status Thread:

    Status: It's just great when you put in an order somewhere and you receive e-mails with no order number, item description, quantity, price, or some combination thereof. Why for the love of God is this happening in 2021? And it's like, you can drop a note suggesting they include that and know it'll never happen because they don't want to or can't figure out how.

    Do you really want there to be a paper trail for that purchase, in particular?

    When it's inventory for resale, absolutely.

    Ew

    Hold on ... he didn't claim he was reselling used neon dildo's

    One moment, I just had an idea for the successor to gamer-girl water!



  • The Really Bad Ideas Thread is :arrows:



  • @BernieTheBernie said in The Official Status Thread:

    @dcon said in The Official Status Thread:

    status

    FedEx: (text) Your package has been delivered.
    dcon: Walks outside. Um. No.

    edit: After typing this, walked back out. Oh, there it is. Guess they sent the text before actually dropping it off.

    See, that happens when you fail to synchronize clocks correctly!

    They must use AT&T. (My phone has always been 3 to 4 minutes behind every computer)


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    Yes.


  • Considered Harmful

    Check engine light is on.

    Me too, car. Me too.


    Filed under: hashtag metoo



  • @error said in The Official Status Thread:

    Check engine light is on.

    Me too, car. Me too.


    Filed under: hashtag metoo

    OBD-II code P03FF: Misfire detected - caffeine level low



  • @Zecc said in The Official Status Thread:

    They better not drop supporting userChrome.css any time soon šŸ˜­

    I wish there was a good browser that wasn't Firefox or something Chrome-ish


    Filed under: I wish there was a good browser



  • @topspin said in The Official Status Thread:

    @error what kind of code is that?

    Or is that just noise so you can't see through the folded paper? Doesn't look like there's interesting PII on the opposite side.

    It appears to be pjh:'s avatar, rendered in monochrome pointillism



  • @hungrier I think they know alot of people feel that way. That's why there's so much resistance to making it easy to embed the renderer into another window like IE let you do.



  • @Rhywden said in The Official Status Thread:

    @Zenith said in The Official Status Thread:

    Status: It's just great when you put in an order somewhere and you receive e-mails with no order number, item description, quantity, price, or some combination thereof. Why for the love of God is this happening in 2021? And it's like, you can drop a note suggesting they include that and know it'll never happen because they don't want to or can't figure out how.

    I can do you one better. I get the message: "We just shipped your item, here's the tracking number."

    Used the tracking number to see when the package would arrive - of course it's arriving Tursday at 10am. When I'm at school.

    But wait, I can change the delivery time? Er, no. I can only change the date. To Friday ... morning. When I'm at school.

    But! I can change that to "don't try the home address, divert to depot pickup immediately"! Did that, got a message that, yes, the package would arrive at the depot on Thursday. At the time of the message the package actually already was at the depot!

    Then I arrived at the depot today - no package? Why? Because it's out for delivery. Fucking numbnuts.

    I had something similar happen with a UPS package a few years ago. They tried to deliver to my apartment while I was at work and called me. I said I wasn't there to receive it, and asked if I could redirect it to my local UPS store or some other location. Nope, they'll try again tomorrow, and the next day, then send it back to the sender. Then I asked if there was any other alternative. They said I could come to the UPS "customer center" at the end of the day, when the driver would return with his undelivered packages, and pick it up. But I had to thread the needle to get there after that, but before the depot closed for the day.

    Anyway, somehow I managed to leave work a bit early, get there on time, and carry the box on a several hour bus trip home.


  • Considered Harmful

    @Zenith said in The Official Status Thread:

    @hungrier I think they know alot of people feel that way. That's why there's so much resistance to making it easy to embed the renderer into another window like IE let you do.

    Embedding IE was IE's strongest capability.


  • Discourse touched me in a no-no place

    @hungrier said in The Official Status Thread:

    @Zecc said in The Official Status Thread:

    They better not drop supporting userChrome.css any time soon šŸ˜­

    I wish there was a good browser that wasn't Firefox or something Chrome-ish


    Filed under: I wish there was a good browser

    As long as the worst things it does are visual changes, and it continues to give more of a shit about privacy then Firefox is the good browser.

    And even with the default themes, I'll probably just complain about it for a couple of weeks then get used to it which is what I imagine most people do.



  • @loopback0 I use tree style tab anyway so the top tab bar is irrelevant to me. But if they take away userchrome, it'll be there, useless, with no way to get rid of it.


  • Discourse touched me in a no-no place

    Ohhh for now you can re-enable the option to set compact mode which puts the tabs back to their original size.



  • @Zecc said in The Official Status Thread:

    find how I can change the colors of the {minimize, restore, close} buttons

    For now, at least, they still seem to be respecting the system theme. Windows Classic FTW.


  • Notification Spam Recipient

    @Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:

    Hoo ray.

    So even that broke because the XBone decided to update itself, and whadya know, the update failed because the disc drive was not present.

    Well, fuck.

    Got the replacement in, which (technically) works great! Except its authentication key is (obviously) not paired to the XBone and thus the update fails and thus the unit is bricked unless I can fix the original drive. Because, you know, that's the only way to ensure you're not playing cracked games... :rolleyes:

    Anyone want a soft-bricked XBox One S Slim white that only doesn't work because of a short somewhere in the disc drive?


  • Considered Harmful

    @Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:

    @Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:

    Hoo ray.

    So even that broke because the XBone decided to update itself, and whadya know, the update failed because the disc drive was not present.

    Well, fuck.

    Got the replacement in, which (technically) works great! Except its authentication key is (obviously) not paired to the XBone and thus the update fails and thus the unit is bricked unless I can fix the original drive. Because, you know, that's the only way to ensure you're not playing cracked games... :rolleyes:

    Anyone want a soft-bricked XBox One S Slim white that only doesn't work because of a short somewhere in the disc drive?

    Sounds kinda cursed.


  • Considered Harmful

    @Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:

    Anyone want a soft-bricked XBox One S Slim white that only doesn't work because of a short somewhere in the disc drive?

    Is there custom firmware available? Sounds like a good emulation station.

    Edit: Google suggests no but you can get a developer account to run homebrew rather easily


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    @error said in The Official Status Thread:

    @Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:

    Anyone want a soft-bricked XBox One S Slim white that only doesn't work because of a short somewhere in the disc drive?

    Is there custom firmware available? Sounds like a good emulation station.

    Edit: Google suggests no but you can get a developer account to run homebrew rather easily

    No, and yes I could get into Developer Mode.... if I could get the fucking thing to boot properly.

    It is currently stuck in "I need to update, fuck you if you want me to do anything else" mode, and is completely incapable of finishing said update because of the issues with the optical drive.

    This is the world we live in: Where your computer can effectively be bricked because the genuine parts happened to not be linked together with magic codes properly.


  • Notification Spam Recipient

    Status: I fucking hate Sonicwall.

    Trying to get a NAT rule to work properly. According to all guides and the built-in wizard, it should be, but is not. Being blocked at the firewall module because apparently the rule for "From WAN to LAN, source ANY to ANY, via Service 8443, Allow" is not matching.

    If I add the rule "Fuck, if ANYTHING AT ALL comes in, let it through!" it works. :rolleyes:


  • Considered Harmful

    @Tsaukpaetra so what about LAN to WAN?


  • Notification Spam Recipient

    @Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:

    If I add the rule "Fuck, if ANYTHING AT ALL comes in, let it through!" it works. :rolleyes:

    Well, sometimes. :wtf-whistling: Sometimes it just says "Fuck you! Reset your port!" and kills the connection. But only if I turn of "stealth mode".


  • Notification Spam Recipient

    @Gribnit said in The Official Status Thread:

    @Tsaukpaetra so what about LAN to WAN?

    Yeah it didn't help. :wtf-whistling:



  • @HardwareGeek said in The Official Status Thread:

    @HardwareGeek said in The Official Status Thread:

    Still no grill.

    Today has been an eventful day in the grill saga. (Spoiler: No, the day did not include a delivery event.)

    If it wasn't delivered yesterday, I was supposed to call today. I did. After a bit of voicemail tag (mostly because T-Mobile is stupid and sends calls straight to voicemail instead of ringing my phone ā€” if it's a call I actually want; spam calls, of course, come right through), I spoke several times with the manager of online order pickup. The delivery company apparently picked it up from the store last night or early this morning, before she got in. But it's over their weight limit, so they won't deliver it. (This may also have happened one or more times earlier in the week.) After talking to the delivery company, the online ordering people at Walmart.com, and escalating all the way to the regional manger (boss+2, at least, for her) and not getting any answers she liked, the store manager and her immediate supervisor were going to deliver it themselves some time this afternoon or evening, depending on the weather; it's been raining heavily on and off today, and they didn't want to deliver a soggy box that would disintegrate when they tried to unload it from the boss's(?) pick-up truck. But then I got another voicemail saying "something came up, and we're looking at Saturday" now. Also, the online ordering people may be removing it from the website, because they can't actually deliver it.

    I have a ... box of metal that it might be possible to assemble into a grill. (Toby faire, I knew all along that's what I'd be getting.) But it's finally here!


  • Considered Harmful

    It's too soon to be sure, but I think the new meds are helping.

    I'm as surprised as anyone. After reading all the warnings, possible side-effects, and mechanism it works by (dopamine agonist? Don't I want more of that stuff, not less?) I was expecting a bad time.

    :mlp_shrug:


  • Considered Harmful

    @error mild agonist makes sense in the way circuit breakers make sense, kinda puts you on a drip maybe. De Sade has already treated with wildly decreasing quality on the side effects of the traditional approach. Which are, Toby Faire, all external costs.



  • Status: About half-assembled, but 26ā€“27Ā°C, 70% humidity (it feels more like 700%), and much bending over :belt_onion: do not make for pleasant working conditions. I need to break for lunch and something cold to drink. (In the process of transforming tea of boiliness into tea of iciness, because caffeine, but something else TBD in the meantime.) Next step is putting casters on the base, then I will wheel it inside to finish working on it where air conditioning exists.


  • Considered Harmful

    @HardwareGeek I don't think you should drink until fully assembled, haven't you watched cartoons? Wheels, great idea. Fuck stairs.



  • @error said in The Official Status Thread:

    dopamine agonist? Don't I want more of that stuff, not less?

    Agonist: a chemical that binds to a receptor and activates the receptor to produce a biological response.
    Antagonist: a chemical that blocks the action of the agonist
    Inverse agonist: a chemical that causes an action opposite to that of the agonist.

    I think agonist is what you want.

    Edits 1 & 2: Copypasta errors.

    Edit 3:

    A dopamine agonist is a compound that activates dopamine receptors.

    Dopamine agonists are a broad category of medications that mimic the actions of dopamine in the body to relieve symptoms related to low levels of dopamine.

    So I think it doesn't make more dopamine, but it acts like dopamine.


  • Considered Harmful

    @HardwareGeek agonists don't necessarily cause the same response tho. See Narcan. They bind the same receptor, but (undefined behavior). Consider them call compatible with implementation differences. Because polymorphism is a dream of academics amirite.


  • I survived the hour long Uno hand

    @Tsaukpaetra
    So you need both the firewall rule (really, you need 3 firewall rules all told) and the NAT rules themselves. The Public Server Wizard should do everything all correct... if you want to post or DM the config you have, I can try to help with what didn't get created on the correct interface.


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    status Transfering backup to new host. Estimated time left to upload... about a week. I need better internet.


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    @izzion said in The Official Status Thread:

    @Tsaukpaetra
    So you need both the firewall rule (really, you need 3 firewall rules all told) and the NAT rules themselves. The Public Server Wizard should do everything all correct... if you want to post or DM the config you have, I can try to help with what didn't get created on the correct interface.

    Yeah, it was "taking too much effort" so the person who gave me the task (which they were trying before me) just threw their hands up and said "fuck it, put it on the cloud!"

    'course, now that that has been attempted...

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    :nelson:

    Yes, putting it on the Cloud is totally the answer!


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