The Cat Status Thread
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has been walking across my laptop keyboard at an increasing frequency. It used to be once every several hours, but now it's once every 10 minutes or so.
Maybe he's noticed that it distracts me from the glowing trance machine.
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@error Maybe he's trying to help you write cromulent Javascript
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@hungrier He's a cat. Cats use Brainfuck.
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@hungrier said in The Cat Status Thread:
@error Maybe he's trying to help you write cromulent Javascript
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Source on YouTube if you prefer.
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@error said in The Cat Status Thread:
"Ah, minion. What are you standing around for? My food bowl is over there."
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D&D and cats: I introduced a cat NPC. It can talk (to one PC, everyone else just hears meowing). It's snarky. Oh, and it can hide in his shadow, literally. So he ends up talking to an invisible, immaterial cat in public.
Everyone's convinced it's something special. No, cats can just do that. They choose not to. Because they're jerks.
Head canon cats are all (or at least some cats are) shape shifted dragons. Because no other explanation fits their utter attitude of superiority.
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@Benjamin-Hall said in The Cat Status Thread:
D&D and cats: I introduced a cat NPC. It can talk (to one PC, everyone else just hears meowing). It's snarky. Oh, and it can hide in his shadow, literally. So he ends up talking to an invisible, immaterial cat in public.
Everyone's convinced it's something special. No, cats can just do that. They choose not to. Because they're jerks.
Head canon cats are all (or at least some cats are) shape shifted dragons. Because no other explanation fits their utter attitude of superiority.
Obligatory image:
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@Benjamin-Hall said in The Cat Status Thread:
Head canon cats are all (or at least some cats are) shape shifted dragons. Because no other explanation fits their utter attitude of superiority.
It’s what happens when your ancestors have been worshipped as literal gods.
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@Benjamin-Hall said in The Cat Status Thread:
Head canon cats are all (or at least some cats are) shape shifted dragons. Because no other explanation fits their utter attitude of superiority.
A friend of mine briefly attempted to run a Fate game on that premise. We all were different dragons - wildly different dragons from completely separate areas of mythology - that were living in and around Chicago as cats.
It didn't last long for various reasons but it was fun.
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@Benjamin-Hall said in The Cat Status Thread:
Everyone's convinced it's something special. No, cats can just do that. They choose not to. Because they're jerks.
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Prudes might consider the beginning NSFW, but it's not worse than what's in the video poster image:
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@Zecc said in The Cat Status Thread:
NSFW
The standard for Safe For Work got a lot lower since COVID-motivated work from home policies started.
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@Zecc Censorcat strikes again!
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E: no embed, I guess.
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No more catnip at bedtime.
Little fucker is scampering around, keeping me awake.
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I thought @Polygeekery only had dogs...
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@error said in The Cat Status Thread:
No more catnip at bedtime.
Little fucker is scampering around, keeping me awake.I find it rather nice that Ruby just gets chilled out by catnip.
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I want to stand up but he's in my lap. I'm trapped here.
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@error said in The Cat Status Thread:
I want to stand up but he's in my lap. I'm trapped here.
Feed him some catnip and he’ll move shortly
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@error
So ... you're pussy trapped?
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@boomzilla TIL I have a cat — an invisible cat, apparently.
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@topspin when I die, I'll be dead.