Quotes Out of Context
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Oops... Sorry for using the wrong topic. I can delete the post if you like.
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@Zerosquare has found yet another way to misuse (?) up-votes:
I can delete the post if you like.
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@PleegWat said:
it's the leanness of breasts, as well as possibly the fact they 'look better'
Others may disagree with him.
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@Zerosquare said in Quotes Out of Context:
@PleegWat said:
it's the leanness of breasts, as well as possibly the fact they 'look better'
Others may disagree with him.
What can I say? Size isn't everything.
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@mikeTheLiar has access to overly loose pussy:
I got the urge to stick my head in
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@Mingan said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Polygeekery announces he's undead:
I don't even live
EDIT : I call dibs on his rifles
From my cold dead hands........
Wait. Let me rethink this.....
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@Mingan Over-achieving proctologist, actually. I switched careers, that's why I haven't been around these past couple years.
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@acrow said:
triggering the reflex. Makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.
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@acrow is working overtime and only has time for a short meal break:
taking a short walk outside, ordering a kid to go
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@acrow has a new pick-up line:
in the business of making long and heavy objects
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@DogsB said:
I was standing on the balls
Your balls? Someone else's balls? On whose balls did you stand? Either way I doubt certain smart golfing tecknology can help with that.
saved me a lot of soreness and heartache
Gotta find something positive in every experience.
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@remi said:
stock up on toilet paper... because I couldn't be arsed
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@Luhmann said:
it does the hole login dance
B●●●●●m gotta b●●●●●m I suppose.
Then throws a poops
That's to be expected, but it's disgusting anyway.
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My old notes out of context:
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@BernieTheBernie said about his date:
Mine is 23 years, and it hasn't even flowered yet.
Some bloom later than others.
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@Karla is :
My husband finishes before me
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@Rhywden is going to have scary eyes next Halloween:
Status: Pupils can be bloody
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@Mingan said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Karla is :
My husband finishes before me
Pinging @TimeBandit.
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@Tsaukpaetra is skeptical about old-fashioned birth control methods:
cancel before actually finishing?
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@TimeBandit is a slaver:
I've been buying from them for years, always satisfied
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@GOG is doing something that sounds very painful:
cutting off the ball
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@HardwareGeek Cutting off the bell-ends would have been even worse.
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@GOG Off-by-one thread is .
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@HardwareGeek what if he's off by two?
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@Gąska Anything can be handwaved away by a sufficiently recursive off-by-one.
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@error found tight pussy:
it was a sliding compartment and one oversized screw.
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The kink thread is leaking again...
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@Zerosquare I don't think that's a thread that's leaking
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@Mingan said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Zerosquare I don't think that's a thread that's leaking
Is that a leaky thread in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
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@Mingan said in Quotes Out of Context:
@error said :
if you're doing red-green
Instructions unclear, dick stuck in traffic lights
Getting cross now.
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@Watson said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Mingan said in Quotes Out of Context:
@error said :
if you're doing red-green
Instructions unclear, dick stuck in traffic lights
Getting cross now.
Enough. Stop.
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@dcon on seeing ass crack:
First time I saw something similar, it was plumbers.
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@BernieTheBernie seems to have a problem with unattached body parts:
I was struck by a head
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@HardwareGeek said in Quotes Out of Context:
@BernieTheBernie seems to have a problem with unattached body parts:
I was struck by a head
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@HardwareGeek said in Quotes Out of Context:
@BernieTheBernie seems to have a problem with unattached body parts:
I was struck by a head
Wanna gimme head?
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@PleegWat said:
I need to touch stuff again which I've touched recently
I need to wait for an overnight
Yeah, even if you really need to, better not go overboard with it.
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@Luhmann is back with the Limp Bizkit euphemisms:
Use the star-shaped end
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@topspin
But just the tip!
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Browsing old topics is fun!
@Tsaukpaetra said:
everyone wants to be a little @Gąska every now any then.
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Not on this forum, but @blakeyrat asking @accalia a personal question and getting an unexpected answer:
But I thought...