The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!)
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@JBert I have no idea whence either comics comes, but they're far too similar for it to just be two random people having the same idea. Not only is the joke phrased in exactly the same way (ok, it's a short one, but still), but the graphic setup is identical.
So it looks to me that there is at least one plagiarist here!
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Here are a few more
As a point of interest, the one with robots on another planet has a browserling watermark, like the one that was cropped from the first (?) one in this thread. However, I looked through the browserling comic archives, and while they do reuse ideas (there were several similar "browser war" ones, some 404 not found, and probably some other repeats) that robot one doesn't seem to come from there.
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@boomzilla I was about to object, but who am I to disagree.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/499231073574846475/681471637375287316/Data_stand_up.jpg
I sent this to my husband. This was his response:
Leave. Go to chinatown with no mask and kiss random people
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@boomzilla said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
Why does your mom know your password?
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@PleegWat WiFi password?
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@Bulb said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
There are plenty of nice, edible mushrooms.
All mushrooms are edible. Some are only edible once
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@Mason_Wheeler Is this loss
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* hits my
foottoe by accident *
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@hungrier No. And if you can recognize what it is, then it'll be funny. That's why it's in the Nerdy Jokes thread.
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@Mason_Wheeler I did get it, but also kind of looks like loss
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@MZH said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/929r9g/an_infinite_number_of_mathematicians_walk_into_a/
Joke from 2 years ago predicted COVID?
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@dangeRuss That thread is great.
The spread of COVID-19 is based on two factors
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How dense the population is
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How dense the population is
My girlfriend asked me to name off all my sexual partners in order
I probably should've stopped when I got to her nameThe Pope says to Trump, “Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, like that of your followers, but go deep into their hearts and for the rest of their lives whenever they speak of this day, they will rejoice!”
Trump replies, “I seriously doubt that, with one wave of your hand? Show me!”
So the Pope slapped him.
I'm giving up masturbating for an entire month.
Sorry, bad punctuation.
I'm giving up. Masturbating for an entire month.
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https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/438422061753434112/704165474040152114/h7V1WHU.png
Edit caption:
You virginity, as it has been, is taken. We will add your sexual and fetishtic distinctiveness to our own. Chastity is futile.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
You virginity, as it has been, is taken.
I figure having a wife pretty much means it's been settled already.
E: Then again, it depends on whose wife it is...
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@Applied-Mediocrity said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
@Tsaukpaetra said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
You virginity, as it has been, is taken.
I figure having a wife pretty much means it's been settled already.
Then it's been stolen from the one you thought it was taken by!
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@boomzilla said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
Doctor's note: "patient appears irrational".
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@Tsaukpaetra That's a symptom of C++…
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All amateurs remember to stay one wavelength apart on the 144MHz band until the pandemic is over.
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Colleague of mine installed Windows 2000.
Why? Beats Me.
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@boomzilla said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
As a programmer who studied math, I'll take the middle ground with
0 ≠ 1
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@PleegWat said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
@boomzilla said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
As a programmer who studied math, I'll take the middle ground with
0 ≠ 1
As a person who got a low grade on a programming exam because we wrote the code on fucking paper and I instinctively used
≤
instead of<=
, I'll take the stance of "fuck that shit"INB4: Should've told the examiner I used a font that supports ligatures.
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@Onyx said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
INB4: Should've told the examiner I used a font that supports ligatures.
They'll allow it for you, then alter the curriculum to explicitly ban ligatures on all future exams. I used C99 syntax in a C programming exam once, got marked down, fought back, got my points back, and accidentally got all standards newer than ANSI C explicitly banned from the curriculum as a result.
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@Placeholder said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
I used C99 syntax in a C programming exam once, got marked down
I'll bite.
What was it?
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@Placeholder said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
accidentally got all standards newer than ANSI C explicitly banned from the curriculum as a result.
Goddam but that sounds basically expected, unfortunately.
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@PJH I used
for(int i = 0; i < something; i++) { //Do something with i, the slightly more modern way }
instead of
int i; //ANSI C requires you to define the for loop variable outside of the loop declaration for(i = 0; i < something; i++) { //Do something with i, the antiquated way }
I always used the C99 form of the for loop because that's what I used when I taught myself how to program in C long before the class. I even went as far as making a note that it was C99 syntax. I still got marked down. For the rest of that semester, the class got taught C like it was still 1990.
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@Placeholder You should not have been marked down for using C99 syntax. You should, however, have been marked down severely for omitting the space between
for
and(
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In our exams, we had to make use of “pseudocode” that had… extremely stringent standards of syntax.
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@PJH said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
@Placeholder said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
I used C99 syntax in a C programming exam once, got marked down
I'll bite.
What was it?
My original team lead had us on ansi C. We dropped the restriction when hand-written SQL queries longer than 509 bytes became common.
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@PleegWat said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
@boomzilla said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
As a programmer who studied math, I'll take the middle ground with
0 ≠ 1
I believe there's a FiraCode ligature for that.
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There is. When @Onyx said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
I instinctively used ≤ instead of <=,
It appeared to me as ≤ twice (even though the second ≤ was twice wider) because I'm using Fira Code in my custom CSS.
No screenshot because apparently I don't have Fira Code in this computer, and
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@Tsaukpaetra Not true. It obviously has a bump or normal map.
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If you choose an answer at random, what is your probability of being correct?
A: 25%
B: 50%
C: 60%
D: 25%
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@Mason_Wheeler said in The nerdy jokes thread (bonus original title mode!):
If you choose an answer at random, what is your probability of being correct?
A: 25%
B: 50%
C: 60%
D: 25%Answer: Yes