The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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Shifting gears away from virus fears:
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@Mason_Wheeler said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Shifting gears away from virus fears:
Nah, we can't have that...
From NerfNow
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@mott555 posted some stuff about cats and stains in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
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CNN journalist
AndrewChris Cuomo interviewed New York Governor Andrew Cuomo:
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@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
CNN journalist Andrew Cuomo interviewed New York Governor Andrew Cuomo
Their parents severely lacked imagination when naming the kids.
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@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
CNN journalist
AndrewChris Cuomo interviewed New York Governor Andrew Cuomo:Yeah this was hilarious. Though they both agreed the sisters had top billing.
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@acrow said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
target radar
I know two meanings for the word "target", and neither fills me with optimism in conjuction with "FedEx".
I think the original was a military Air Force base aircraft maintenance shop, not a FedEx thing.
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Actually, I'm not worried at all. My "family" is just the cats, and they've got this social distancing thing down cold.
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@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Actually, I'm not worried at all. My "family" is just the cats, and they've got this social distancing thing down cold.
Unlike my cat who both loves being all snuggled up all close and has coronavirus.
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@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Also, no bras!!!
True, but for me that's been a lot longer than six days.
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@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Also, no bras!!!
True, but for me that's been a lot longer than six days.
Good point. Though at this point not sure when I will again, it is going to be like being a preteen again.
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@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
it is going to be like being a preteen again.
...and I've lost interest.
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@TimeBandit said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Polygeekery said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
if I'm not I get cranky
And then the
murdersarson beganFTFY
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@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
My wife did recently voice the thought that she wondered how much more popular homeschooling would become after everyone calms down and kids can start going back to private/public schools.
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@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@djls45 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
(My parents, years ago, had the phone number 890-9089. I told them that whenever someone asked, they should say "eight ninety ninety eighty nine" as quickly as possible, no pauses. Never took me up on the suggestion though.)
Fun fact: that's how phone numbers are often told in Polish. The "teen" and "tens" suffixes are sufficiently different from each other and from all digits that any confusion is very unlikely. "Osiem dziewięćdziesiąt dziewięćdziesiąt osiemdziesiąt dziewięć" is perfectly cromulent even when spoken fast (I dare you try it.)
If I knew how to pronounce them, I would.
Google Translate is your friend (specifically the text-to-speech button).
I tried, but that didn't help. I already know how to say [eɪt ˈnʌɪnti ˈnʌɪnti ˈeɪ.ti nʌɪn].
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@djls45 you need to enable sound first.
Edit: also note there are TWO text-to-speech buttons: one on the left and on on the right. If you can't locate the other button, you can click the button to swap sides.
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@Applied-Mediocrity said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@djls45 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
blur together as a diphthong
I don't think marine animals have anything to do with strange letters.
That does sound a bit ghotiy.
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@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@djls45 you need to enable sound first.
I did that: I put on my headphones.
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@djls45 see edit for actual helpful advice.
Edit: also note there are TWO text-to-speech buttons: one on the left and on on the right. If you can't locate the other button, you can click the button to swap sides.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/104823671511617536/680929418033889340/unknown.png
Don't forget to compensate for your checking account, credit card debt, and mortgage.
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https://i.imgur.com/faXyDyu.mp4
Top comment:
If this doesn't end up as the new buffering gif, I despair with humanity.
Totally agree.
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@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
it is going to be like being a preteen again.
...and I've lost interest.
LOL
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/473463566570356737/681938052276420612/image0.jpg
Fuck and now I have an earworm.