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@hungrier said in The Transformer:
@anonymous234 Is he saying "Shitm"
My reverse TTS-Animation desequencer claims "eh wrf em"
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@hungrier I think he's saying "awooga", but in a very calm and composed manner.
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"Ach du lieber! Das ist not eine boobie!" shouted Von Karma as a coconut shell fell out of Phoenix's shirt. The young man's eyes widened as he was about to grab the man and throw him into the lake.
"Nah, don't do it." Said Phoenix before grabbing the man by his hair. "You will regret this."
"Why? What am I supposed to regret? Just kill me, kill me! Don't kill me! Please, just don't kill me!" The man pleaded as the two struggled and pushed each other off a cliff. Phoenix looked down at the man and sighed. "Look at your face, are you still feeling remorse?" Phoenix was smiling now, he reached down and ripped the man's shirt off revealing a very pretty looking woman.
"What is this?" asked Phoenix as he got down off the man. He looked the woman
"Ach du lieber! Das ist not eine boobie!" shouted Von Karma as a coconut shell fell out of Phoenix's pants.
Phoenix quickly pulled out the coconut shell and threw it at Von Karma. Von Karma rolled out of the way and Phoenix ran towards his victim.
"I SAID IT WASN'T EINE BOOBIE!" yelled Von Karma.
"Daaang. You forgot about that time with me and the giant coconut," said Phoenix with a grin.
Phoenix then turned around and punched Von Karma in the face.
"Daaang. That hurt." said Von Karma.
Phoenix smiled and walked away.
"Ah! And you're not getting out of that cage until you admit defeat!" said Von Karma as he punched the cage and started to rise up.
Phoenix then walked up to the cage and saw a giant coconut
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I tried feeding it back a sentence that it had come up with.
Spider-Man has made fart noises throughout his career, most notably in Spider-Man #150 when he makes two huge fart noises while shooting webs.
The fart sound that comes out of Spider-Man's mouth is a very different sound from the one that comes out of his ass.
Spider-Man has farted at least two times in the Spider-Man: Homecoming movie. Both of these scenes were at the beginning of the movie and the first one happened during the car chase scene. In this one, Spider-Man is being chased by the car that Venom is riding. Peter was trying to get the car to slow down when he let out a huge fart that shook the car. In this scene the sound was played through his ears and this was the only time the sound came out of his ass. The other time it came out of his mouth was in the fight scene between Spider-Man and Iron Man.
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A long, long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, in a world that no one understands, in a land where only the strong survive and there's no justice, a man named Rylos is forced to kill his wife and step on a land mine. That's it. No plot, no twist, no anything. Just that story, and that was it. He survived, and everyone went back to their lives. For a while. Then, just for a while.
And then the first novel came out and people were like "Wow, I love that, and I'm so excited that I read it. How are you going to do something with that?" And I said, "Well, let's do this. Let's do something weird." And that was that. That's how we started.
So now, the second novel, "Fading Light" is out.
Fading Light was the first book of what will eventually become a trilogy, and it was a
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"Shitballs!" shouted Daenerys in frustration, and threw the ball in frustration at the other end of the room.
Jon laughed.
"I don't care about your ball, Jon Snow. That's for the maester. You want to talk about your balls, then you go talk to the maester."
"Shitballs! That's all they are to me!" Jon threw the ball in frustration and stormed back to his seat.
"Aha!" said Tyrion. "What did he say to you about your balls? The maester said the same thing about your balls to you that he said to the old man that came in here today."
"I know," said Jon. "He said something about my balls."
"What did he say?" asked Tyrion.
"I don't know what he said. I got hit on the balls with this."
"I am not surprised you got hit on the balls," said Tyr
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Giving it another prompt from something it came up with:
"My name is Bran," Sam said. He frowned. "You'll never believe this." He frowned again.
"And me? I'm V," he said.
"It's me!" Bran said. "You're me."
"This is you, this is a tree," V said.
"Yup," Bran said, taking a calming breath. "There's your key. See you around."
"This is a key to—what? You're not talking about a joke—"
"Jokes," V corrected. "I'm talking about key to the future. You remember the [the Gateways?] we showed you? Where there was a key like this?"
"No," Sam said. "I thought there was a real key, a real vase, or a cake."
"Key to the
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shit "Creation Club" (School records cost $60)
I want to dick _____. - At home, pet the cat
Domestic strife can at times take on a domestic form, thus the enormous popularity of Daddy issues. A "plucky little guy" on the road who wins women over with his wit and funny stories. Gives much needed stability to the manservant. Alternatively, a woman's unmet need for affection can be captured by a subtle yet overly emotionalizing issue, resulting in an all-consuming ego crisis.
Examples:
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Is Alyx coming out ?" "It is the sixth time she has appeared onscreen in the episode. "He's going to sleep like a normal little baby." "Wait a second, so he's not... a baby!" Says Scott Freeborn, VP of art production, specifically pointing out the penis. So we are met with an existential question: Should Scott Freeborn be killed or cured? As in, would he be better off if he was not a friggin' human being? And if not, what kind of a person has no knowledge about the real world? Ah,
Having no arms isn't that hard to get used to if you don't have arms. But if you have arms, you're already used to "I don't feel it" :P I like that way too.And yes, the jumping now is fun.
I aim to disappoint! I haven't been this bad for at least 10 years. It's unfortunate because I do like to share our medical information with others so I have plenty of motivation and energy to complete the suit. But this has made me despair. I think I'm going to go back to wearing it as a hat. And if I'm going to wear it as a hat, then I need to be able to use it as a hat. We are not an indoor/outdoor cat, so I don't think our
Oh god the pain !!!!">Think. Think. Think. Think. Thinking. That's the only way to get free. The rest of it is just going to leave you exhausted. Well, tired, maybe. But you're still alive and you have to get up! Think! <span class="brown">"Every few minutes you should be thinking about the pain, thinking of where it's going to come from."</span> <<display "leg_pain">> <<set $crotch_image = 1>> [[Open back door|Cavern]] <<set
I have seen an awesome tea making machine long ago (at my local public library). It looked like the plumber's work bin, with a contraption resembling a long PVC pipe at the bottom with four screw-holes, connected to a bucket-like container called a casemaker that looked like a large tin can. The casemaker also had two waterlines running into it, and little glass bottles that provided fillers and stirred the tea.
As was the case with the plumber's work bin, this one had no label on it. However, there were several little plastic cups on
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Brienne and Tyrion were hanging out, bored. "Lets play basketball," she suggested. Tyrion ignored her and instead picked up his hairbrush, which he used as a brush to smooth his hair.
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Elon Musk was thinking about his fancy space truck when suddenly he felt a sharp pain in his gut. He had never felt anything like this before. Was it his heart, he wondered. Or perhaps he had choked on his shoe laces. One thing was clear—there was something very wrong.
A robotic arm grabbed his shoulders, and he began flailing. A cadaverous women's voice spoke into his ear, soothingly. "Hello," it said. "You need to stop the motion. You need to stop the motion."
At the press conference to announce
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More Elon fanfiction? I'm glad you asked!
Elon Musk was hanging a clock in his bathroom when he slipped and hit his head on the toilet. When he came to, he had a vision in his head: He had been the world's first inventor to not only successfully complete a manned mission to Mars, but the first American to do so. His private Mars rocket crashed, killed all of its people, and ended up on the moon before being destroyed by aliens. With two kids on the way, Musk couldn't face going back to the workhouse. So he decided to become a giant robotic space savior.
His robot Army
Elon Musk was hanging a clock in his bathroom when he slipped and hit his head on the toilet. When he came to, he had a vision in his head: he'd designed a robot that could carry a load of groceries and he'd name it "Miss Trolley." There was only one problem: Musk needed a human in the loop, to monitor the robot's progress and bring it home.
"I came down to the kitchen, saying, 'You can't just 'turn on,' " Musk says. "It has to be it's own person that knows what's
Elon Musk was hanging a clock in his bathroom when he slipped and hit his head on the toilet. When he came to, he had a vision in his head: people would stand in line for a space toilet in our schools.
"I realized the unspeakable," Musk said today in an episode of the Wall Street Journal podcast "Squawk Box." "When you go to the bathroom, the first thing you do is get a snack. You're sitting there eating your sandwich, just because you're so hungry, and you're like, 'Let me go grab my paper
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@hungrier One more with this prompt
Elon Musk was hanging a clock in his bathroom when he slipped and hit his head on the toilet. When he came to, he had a vision in his head: the future was going to be filled with doomsday-level robots invading the world.
This new faith would get him a small fortune, but it also raised more fundamental questions about his identity: Could he love his fellow humans? Could he build a machine that could love?
"It's a fundamental answer to why we have the curiosity and what's going on inside of us," he said. "Why do
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Suddenly, he turned to see the swordsman directly disappearing behind him.
He realized the swordsman disappeared after being struck by that stab.
Sheyan then slapped back the saber he was carrying in his hands. The saber who was hanging over his back emitted a gloomy whistling sound. After striking the duo, it collapsed onto the ground. That duel was extremely evenly matched and the duel wasn't even at the end yet.
Yet, Sheyan heard a faintly distinct sound coming from the aft part of the ship; the sound was unbelievably piercing. It was an
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Thinking of Spike Milligan led me to this prompt:
Nevertheless 통한 비밀기억부를 타고 죽세요. He gave up only after learning the enemy's strategy. [I won't bother to explain what this means because one knows well enough.]
사진 손미 트레이야 하고, 하고 회사에서
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Nevertheless
TO BE CONTINUED
· HERE THE LINEUS ATTACK
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Nevertheless ūvir (رواه), the n.2 plural form of the p.3 noun ūṭur , also occurs in various expressions, a rhetorical turn of phrase which runs something like this: ū ūṭarū al-haqq .
the acrostic ⟨ūu⟩ ⟩ is written with the initial consonants š and the only other letter used in its name is š : this makes the first of its two letters which are the base of the first consonant -ı have the letter
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Nevertheless ??????s Code of Conduct established a doxxing scheme for anyone who would "breach the border." Because the only society that remains did not have a long ago was China !
China
If the policy of ?????? of ?????? you click ??????s authorities' cri ... 6 hours from now ??????vendor alone ??????may not want to trade your name with these bad ?????? people. I don't want ?????? or ?????? to lose money. I do believe that maybe ?????? wanted ????
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Nevertheless ?"
Erina pointed to Yuuto's face.
"What? Did you see something?!"
"…Hmm? No, never mind. So you're saying that you were watching?"
Yuuto's eyes met Erina's, but in response, Erina shook her head in a wry grin.
"…I did have something to look at, but it seems like it got in the way… and as I was inspecting, I thought I'd left something in there, so I called someone."
"…You did something weird in there
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Maybe I need to get more creative and stop with all the bathroom humour? Nah
Suddenly, Daenerys farted a massive fart. "Breathe it in all the way," she said.
With a breath, the fart traveled over the desert floor, and then it hit Daenerys's cave. The blast blew off an entire wall and crater.
The cave-giant was trying to flee, but someone else saw it and shielded him. While the storm raged, Daenerys did a magnificent fart, hissing and vomiting. By the time she'd finished, she'd lost her breath as well.
Tywin's deadbed
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Elon Musk was driving his cyber truck when it malfunctioned and became stuck in a blockage in Laredo, Texas. As it became stuck, the cyber truck was going 62 mph through traffic. The truck was making $700,000 a year.
Musk managed to tow the truck away, but he ended up losing his position as CEO of Tesla to his other robot, Mars Rover. The company had not been able to run smoothly with their robot and at the beginning of 2016 had not had their cash reserves steady enough to pay the bills.
The financial setbacks
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Boomzilla was having an average day, when suddenly he got the uncontrollable urge to praise Oracle software. This caused a fear of injuring himself, resulting in a sharp attack on a Linux box at a Raleigh, North Carolina mall. Security security was the top priority of the day, and thanks to Jack's buttock enhancement, it was largely successful.
In return, Jack can use his explosive exploits to simply make their life hell in his own district, and so far there has been no problem. Noted for his ability to communicate with huge piles of wealth, he's made
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@hungrier said in The Transformer:
Jack's buttock enhancement, ... Jack can use his explosive exploits
I'll be over here, far away from Jack.
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HardwareGeek saw Jack's buttock enhancements and quickly put some distance between them.
"... It's the buttest thing I've ever seen." said Brown.
...
Three weeks later, Steve stepped outside to enjoy some sun and smoke, and ended up knee-deep in dog shit.
"I just discovered you're as furry as my son... and he's really creepy!"
"Nah, I'm pretty good looking," replied Steve, looking at him in a rather cute manner.
"... Stop it, stop it, guys,"
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@mott555 It looks like someone has been training the AI on NSFW text.
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And just for fun, in some teasery-but-not-spoilery way, I'll seed some with snippets from the novel I'm currently writing.
Poulsen abruptly stopped pacing. She folded her arms across her chest and shot an intense glare at Thad. Her pale blue eyes were narrowed into thin slits. "You're not worried, Admiral? They locked us in prison!"
"Fuck no. I'm sure they'll do everything in their power to get us out. And I'm sure we'll find more resources to maintain the Earth after we've done this."
"The resources?"
"The uh…the Justice and the Culture Ministry? If they believe that, then they'll run an
"I gave you explicit orders!" Thad barked. "No more piracy!" He clattered to the floor in pain. Thad spluttered some more and managed to get up. "My problems," he groaned, before collapsing to his knees, groaning a few more.
"Why, you two ran me over," Franklin grumbled. "I mean, what were you thinking?"
"You don't even know how I lost my motor in my snowboarding accident," Andrea laughed. "Todt's half-crazy about memorizing acrobatics
"Admiral, the Arican delegation has arrived in-system," said the voice of Commodore Reynolds, the commanding officer of Thad's Blue Fleet and one of his most trusted military advisors.
"The terms of the treaty is over two thousand years old," acknowledged the Klingon captain of the Thad, Captain Davik Il-Dar.
"Is it?" asked Captain Reynolds. "Do you know why? Why would someone consider the treaty null and void?"
"It is but an alliance between the Pangani and the Cylons," Il
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It looks like someone has been training the AI on NSFW text. And the reason that they are doing it is to make them "comfortable". Indeed, the implication is that the AI is at least subconsciously (or "what humanity would call a) confused". The idea is that "the anonymous sender (a) was the one sending 'NSFW' text on December 31; (b) did not realise or consciously accept that that is what it was doing; and (c) did not consider this to be offensive". I think that is an appealing conclusion
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@HardwareGeek said in The Transformer:
@mott555 It looks like someone has been training the AI on NSFW text.
Is there any other kind?
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@mott555 said in The Transformer:
I'll seed some with snippets from the novel I'm currently writing.
I don't think you need to worry about it putting you out of a job.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Transformer:
@HardwareGeek said in The Transformer:
@mott555 It looks like someone has been training the AI on NSFW text.
Is there any other kind?
There are git help pages, which are NSFL.
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@HardwareGeek said in The Transformer:
@mott555 said in The Transformer:
I'll seed some with snippets from the novel I'm currently writing.
I don't think you need to worry about it putting you out of a job.
That depends on what the trademark lawyers do when they find out about the Klingons and Cylons.
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A pear is a type of marine mammal that is closely related to the toothed pangolin. The pear is a freshwater mammal, but its burrows and secretions are used for defense. The large, round, flat-topped ears of the pear and the large, heart-shaped, heart-shaped, heart-shaped tail are used for breath. The pear also has several pairs of webbed feet. The pearl is a fish in the amphipod family
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You are the dancing queen, young and sweet, only the last and the greatest of all". While the Breton audience applauded at the notion of becoming a dance teacher, she never even made it to the stage. Instead, she passed out on the stage, reached for her guitar and danced the entire four hours. A second escape remained a solution, if one was to be had. Enter his future wife, a maiden with a huge passion for music. This pair were always together, but she disappeared and he remained a bachelor. When she came back for some reason, she left everything behind and went
I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I wanted to marry you, and now I'm just a mercenary."
In response to my casual manner of speech, Claudia-san sighed.
As a mercenary who was happy by money, what could I do for money?
"There's no need to be angry. We haven't done anything bad, so we can work together and make our dreams come true."
That was what Claudia-san had said.
As I gave that reply, Claudia-san shed tears of joy and dropped
Make America Safe Again" that in 2012 gathered record numbers of protests, schools shut down and ignited a national debate.
#Manzagate has inspired real change. The end of corruption will bring unity to our country, help us to build great new families. — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 8, 2017
CNN sent a reporter to the scene, where the scene was quite chaotic.
Meanwhile, at noon today, the agency made the decision to share the name of the highest-ranking FBI official involved in the investigation, Mike Rogers, director of the National Security
Oh baby, you know what I mean. I'm gonna make this really good." "Oh, I think I'm gonna want some after I get home," said Nathan. "You know you love me. You're so good to me, Nathan."
And then shortly after this and he was gone.
I sat on my bed, looking out of the window, and the silence was deafening.
I hear phone calls all the time, but this was still my real life. I had no idea. This was a new feeling. I didn't know how to explain
In a hole in the ground, there lived a plain dwelling. Downstairs in the cellar of this simple dwelling lived the mother and her nine children. The walls of the nursery were decorated with childish drawings and models of house and garden. The walls were painted white and the floors were painted with green, gray, and black, in abundance.
On the table of the mother's house were men's papers and clothes; they were dirty and scattered. The child's bedroom and attic were littered with tattered books and clothing.
Along the walls of the common room were three simple bed
The real WTF is the body mass index. What's more, 12% of children are obese and have just one parent who is normal weight, according to a study done by the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention. In addition to diabetes and heart disease, obesity has a lot to do with being overweight as well.
People who gain weight have an increased chance of having health problems. For instance, overweight people are more likely to be obese. Many of the problems that come with being overweight are chronic, such as type 2 diabetes and heart disease, and those who start in the
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@Mason_Wheeler said in The Transformer:
obesity has a lot to do with being overweight as well
You don't say!
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@HardwareGeek I didn't say. The Transformer said.
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You don't say! You say you're going with MIGHTY SWORDS, and I can't take care of THAT, ALL RIGHT?
And you can't even have me. You don't tell me my destiny. I can't see my fate. I can't see you, for real.
'We're going with SWORDS, we can go any way we want. But we don't know where we're going.'
'We can't get it out of him. Who knows where we're going? We won't know where we
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Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads!" he charged, "You drive on the sidewalk!"
He said a woodpile of excrement lay on the sidewalk.
"Okay," she said, "let's see what we can do about that."
Goddard, who was driving with her 13-year-old son, say they turned onto Foothill Boulevard and saw there was a pile of excrement on the sidewalk.
Goddard said the man yelled to her and grabbed the pile of feces. He shoved her
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Christmas is celebrated in memory of the first mortal born in the world, Noah. This story of the creation and development of life is where the story of the Flood begins, although in a more open way than in the Bible. "Do not be afraid of God", is the universal pledge of pacifism, but it also refers to the fact that God killed Noah to save the world.
The eastern religious tradition known as Zoroastrianism took over much of the world's population at the time of the Flood, killing off three quarters of the human race and stealing much of their genetic material
Christmas is celebrated in memory of the gift received by the Greek people from their Creator, the unrivaled Athenian philosophic hero, Plato. This radical day, the birthday of Plato, may provide an interesting case study for future scholars and adventurers, so to speak.
Ancient Greece was a small country, with a capital in Athens and numerous other centers of power. From there, the Roman Empire was born.
Plato may have taught humanism and rationalism, philosophy, science and mathematics, from his famous Protagoras (445-348 BC).
Traditional christmas foods includes spiced meat or vegetables, or bananas.
Bears, chocolate or chocolate chips
Carrots, tomatoes, onions
Spices and rice
Oatmeal, or oatmeal flavored with chocolate chips or other sweeteners
Watermelon
Goat milk
Coconut milk or laurian root, or rum
Olive oil
Dark chocolate, licorice root, dates, or other sweets, or dates mixed with a sweetener
By now, you are probably thinking that most of these are
For christmas we serve margaritas and margarita frozen cocktails for the holidays. Since we were in Montana, no choice! These frozen drinks will have your taste buds begging for more!
These are all the essentials you need to serve the perfect margarita cocktail for the holidays. You don't even have to wait for the holiday season to get started.
Freezer Drinks for the Holidays. Freezer drinks allow you to get started very quickly and make sure your customers start to eat the delicious cocktails before your customers have had a chance to enjoy the holidays
We have decorated the christmas tree with live peppermint to help to get the kids playing at the young age that we would like. All is well, however when the time came to share our evening with the group, we found we had some major 'for sale' issues. I will just state this very frankly, all my products are written and they are 100% genuine, nothing but. The insides are all heavily remodelled, with new doors in the sales office, a gigantic new shower room, a room full of cabinets to new and unfavourable lighting, two swimming
On christmas eve we gather around the TV to watch the news with family and friends, drinking and having a party. It's usually a blingy occasion. You can even go out for a margarita from the inflatable pool table, while on the beach, being hugged, and sharing bbq pork chops.
The monthly party starts at 4pm when all the non-western women dance and party all night long. Everyone is flaunting their titties and wearing sexy blouses or leggings (usually) with the black 'Uncle Th
My christmas gift to you is the funniest paper towel dispenser. Amazingly compact and inexpensive. The best part is it gets your house smelling amazing too
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@Atazhaia said in The Transformer:
For christmas we serve margaritas and margarita frozen cocktails for the holidays. Since we were in Montana, no choice!
Well, Montana is right next to
, so yes, stuff does tend to freeze, whether you want it to or not.
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Just for fun, I tried feeding it a line from a well-known song... in Spanish. It somehow turned it into French!
Saber que se puede, querer que se pueda.
Passe salier, 1 le de veuille.
Iagnesse, comestement,
Dans mon chateau,
La fois l'amour
Dominique
And on
Ton arrivément
De l'esprit des confes;
Heavez-vous d'amour,
Un mouton entendu,
De droit la première
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I'm wearing my fur fedora hat on this Christmas. It's really very fitting. Thank you, Santa
Here we stand, like a real talking bird, ready to take off
Here we stand, like a victorious garrison garrison, there to meet it, and to deal with it in the way it should be dealt with. It would be nice if there were some way to control it.
For one thing, we've got two fights right now, and they could easily be played out, or spread out, and end up being oversaturated before one of us can decide what to do. Having a clear enemy to do work for me would make it far easier to determine which of us is going to meet the other person one day. There are ways to overcomeWell, we know where we're going, but ____ says we're making some kind of noise. Bring it on! * Hiss* FOUR FIST BANGER! OUTSIDE THE FUCKING VILLAGE! And no one is doing anything. People stare at us as we run, hiding behind houses, in churchyards, but nobody is doing anything. Two young women, an old woman and a young woman, out of our fuckin' peripheral vision, stare at us in silence. A man in a shaggy and filthy cravat, covered with sweat and tears
I can't seem to face up to the facts. I'm a big fan of MMORPG's, but I just can't stand that it's ruining my daily life. There are other options I could think of. If we were to use the Alts system for people in our group, I would like to see them integrated into the group. It'd be better if everyone's abilities were tied to their leveling. However, what if your first set of abilities just seems like another set? You could make some players understand, "Wait, that's just another set of abilities.
I don't know why I love you like I love you, or what I'm doing. I just do."
So Claire's hoping for honesty and repose in her man, who's currently in Rome to participate in one of two Kosovo premieres that are being held simultaneously across town, because Claire thinks she really likes him. Maybe he's just not his usual savvy self.
The Love Witch airs Sundays at 9 p.m. on Freeform.I don't know why I love you like I do." [v. 159] DALAI & RANNA : "You are going to die. Make sure of that." JESUS : "Sir, I love you." DALAI & RANNA : "God bless you. Come on in." JESUS : "I love you." DALAI & RANNA : "And I love you, too. Come on in." RANNA : "I love you. And I love you." [v. 160-1] JESUS :
And you may find yourself in icky situations, like not knowing the spelling of the sex act you're having. That's why parents need to be honest. A) It's just easier to reveal to kids than it is to tell parents. B) It might cause you grief.
And you may find yourself in iced water this afternoon," Leibovitz says in the first video, which shows her car's clock spinning while a front window explodes on cue.
The challenge is to, like Walt Disney, be a champion of "the big-picture view," something that's difficult for fans of all sizes. Leibovitz tells 30minitv.com she thinks Frozen will be "a landmark year in terms of both what's happening and what people have yet to see of it."
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Watch out: you might get hit by a car .
- Secretariat
It all started for Secretariat when he first joined the planet, stuttering at first. But then his energy blossomed, and his sleight of foot quickly became second nature. We admire his work ethic and his effortless athleticism, and we think he's going to dominate the men's world every single weekend he's able to compete.
The guy can be so calm, so unafraid, that we may be forced to reconsider the whole idea of real sports.
Watch out: you might get stuck
Assuming you're confident enough to take on the task, first make sure you're in your shower.
Then get in the shower again and rinse out your hair.
If your hair isn't completely dry, steam it with a hand dryer or an old-fashioned hot water bottle. It may take a little time for your hair to be completely dry, but it will be drier than when it was wet.
Don't forget to pack out any makeup you may have put on your hair, or put some fluff orWatch out: you might get something off the screen
A spy's motto? "If you can't see it, you might get something off the screen." He would like you to get your shots off as often as possible, with as many angles as possible.
Conclusion- Keep trying. The better you become at what you do, the faster you will become.
- Be prepared for any break in your privacy-based exercise routine. Don't lose sleep over your trouble.
- Look for ways to increase your odds of doing a dozen
Home, is where I want to be in life: living on the streets, riding a scooter, trying to survive without any money, where I'll be easily frustrated and will eventually tire myself out.
But if I try to give up, well, my family will ask me, "What are you doing here? You weren't the main guy, you haven't done well."
I know from reading the forums, people feel that at least they have enough money to make it through and leave at the end of the month. But if I try to quitHome, is where I want to put my beloved Snow White. I've always pictured My Little Pony, mostly because I'm a huge fan and love the movies.
3) Dress up my picture - I've been hoping to draw a unicorn. I like the idea of the three unicorns together as a couple.
4) A reason. My Little Pony is not only my baby and who I love, but has great imagery. The animation and look of the characters, the colors, the creatures, and the story. It's all amazing. I love theHome, is where I want to live. On Oct. 10, 2012, I let the hand of Destiny decide where I would live. You had no choice but to let me go back to that space and live out my real life there. I know that I have a chance to do something good for humanity and I would rather spend my time helping others than attending the graduate school of your brand. I have absolutely no issues or reasons to live anywhere else.
Thank you again for your time and consideration. If you will move to the Western continent, feel free to callWhat about the time? "I mean it takes almost seven minutes," she says. "We have nothing to say and there's nothing for the kids to do. You have to be as fast as you can."
She drives up five-thousand feet in front of us and then pauses to give me one last glance. "People can be that impatient," she says. "Sometimes they get impatient."
"So I'm the only one left?" I ask.
"Yes. I'm always the one left."
I look around the dim garageHeard of a van that is loaded with rubber? Of course you do. But I've never seen it on the road. Until recently."
I did find it on a nearby street and walked down to the bottom of the pavement to verify. On that stretch of road about five years ago a maroon Mazda emerged from a truck, straight into the air, whistling over the asphalt. It barely rolled out of the darkness until it dropped down onto the pavement, the pedal sticking firmly, the engine roaring. I asked the driver what the car was doing, and he shrugged andHeard of a van that is loaded with swords?"
"I have seen a man in a vehicle carrying five swords, all done up with camouflage paint. But, he seems to be a spy."
"So that's where he's headed?"
"Not sure. But, is there really no way to protect ourselves from enemy spies?"
That was why they spent many days alone in a military bunker. Of course, there were still many enemies, but their morale was low.- It's probably because the enemy called us idiots
And she was lying in the row behind me. I didn't know what was going on. And she wouldn't answer. And I was confused."
Mermaids' eyes were wide. "Did she throw a banana?"
"No," he said quickly. "But I think she did go a little red."
A woman: Jim Cunningham and Ruth, like the next six mothers of the Adelphi case. (Photo: Jack Gruber)
Fame and recognition
Brice, then 60 and a public defender, was hired by theSigns, signs of loss, and other evidence of development are seen in every single feral cat.
"It is important for anyone thinking about purchasing a new cat to check the cat's current health to see if the signs and signs of a medical condition are present," said Brad Rose, Senior Field Manager for the ASPCA's Pacific Northwest Region.
"A slight purr, lethargy or lapsed bladder. The eyes being red, puffy, but pupils still open. The dog coat an unsightly scar from grooming. Otherwise, it's a happy cat."Signs, signs of loss' — read the family of Keith Cappas, a self-described "grassroot conservative" and 'Christian Raptor' in Murrieta who was shot and killed by an openly Muslim police officer in August.
Now, cops across America have been mocked by right wingers for celebrating Christmas.
And yes, law enforcement in Murrieta is perhaps the target of derision, but what about the cities with a large Muslim population?
While the case against Cappas is understandably over the hill for so many right wingers,Falling, falling, gonna drop," Kamal, the tow truck driver, recalled.
The car hit an overpass. Kamal saw the driver, later identified as Ronald McDonald, running from the car. Then he saw the car had a big hole in the top and windshield.
"Then I saw this point of this car hitting something and coming at us," Kamal said.
A clown car-on-top car chase that spanned hundreds of feet was underway in Anaheim, California as a man and his wife made a car-on-top goo-Falling, falling, gonna drop, missing a kick, missing a kick and wind-up, bloodied, broken, broken nose, broken nose and a left arm, broken leg, broke leg and a whole mouth, broken heart, broken hearted, booed, bummed out, clouded, disoriented, jumbled, deja vu, out of it, out of nowhere, up the wazoo, from the back, from the bar, from the head, from the brain, mornin', mornin' (B-side), old, old hat
Falling, falling, gonna drop down every day, fall down every day, fall down each and every day, please go away, my friends, please go away, my friends, please go away, my friends, please go away, my friends, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
Falling, falling, gonna drop a bomb on any ship in sight
During the time, Crosshair fell off with me.
He had been chatting to me.
It was a game I had no business playing but it felt fun enough for awhile.
To still manage to send fake console packets
Which could hide the player and throw him out of the sky
And then die in a massive explosion.
"Fucking games, fighting, everything is for fun! This game would be better if we didn't have the death match."I have tried marijuana, I get nervous and I get fired," says Barkley, who is a practicing attorney. "And I have not found a marijuana doctor yet and there is a panic about it."
According to the National Institute on Drug Abuse, 5 to 10 percent of Americans use marijuana and 4 million Americans have tried it.
Barkley says he experimented with marijuana as a college student and he continues to do so. He admits to smoking a joint once, and three times, this past weekend. But he doesn't consider himself a drug addict.
"It was an experienceI have tried marijuana, I get nervous, I can't concentrate, I can't focus, I lose concentration," can be seen in one of Donald Trump's campaign ads. In a startling claim, the Republican presidential nominee says, "From marijuana, we have great brain power, from marijuana we have to have that great, you know, electrical brain, and from marijuana we can see a wonderful, great function."
But what if Trump is wrong? What if Americans aren't having a great time with pot?
"It's very rare to know for sure that theyI have tried marijuana, I get nervous, no response at all, not even a stomach ache - but with this non-psychoactive substance I am stoned in a controlled, legal environment! Where else can I have this experience! I am now starting to have trouble sleeping, and a euphoric-and-drug-like feeling fills me up! I want to use more, but cannot! Thanks for making this available for the consumers in Oklahoma! - Doug McDonald, Oktya
I have tried marijuana, I get nervous in public places - which doesn't surprise me," Park said. "You do everything you can to avoid being in public where it's an open display of nakedness. When it's a bar or a nightclub, though, I do have to be careful."
Now that marijuana is legal in Michigan, Park said she feels safer - but not in the public places she once avoided.
"I feel more in control of how I dress," Park said.
Dolly Parton's mom dies in February
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Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer was going through a rough patch — I was writing a story for the circus. For a quarter of a million dollars. The story was written as a potential feature, and my agents and their client owner were convinced it would earn them plenty of interest from a premier film producer. I also knew that my agent had an intimate knowledge of the State Department and a very close friendship with an official on the staff who was interested in the story — as was my mother-in-law. This, as it turned out, was one of the last places that I could find a US diplomatic passport. For some reason, this stateless person decided to keep one in a drawer and had already been living in Moscow, saying he was only on a brief visit
Santa Claus is coming to town, if you ignore the controversy over the costumes and greeting cards. According to the city of Santa Cruz, the annual celebration, while drawing protests from "all elements," "encourages guests to be inclusive."
Uniforms, stickers, fake Saint Nick, red-white-and-blue paraphernalia, and even fake snow – all designed to promote the holiday tradition of visiting the North Pole — are provided, at no charge.
The Santa Cruz Santa Claus Parade (Santa Cruz Santa Claus Parade, Santa Cruz) is featured on the annual list of Top 25 Celebration Shows in the world, hosted by the Santa Cruz Tourism Commission (Santa Cruz Tourism Commission, Santa Cruz) and held every year on November 4th.
I saw mommy kissing another guy for the first time". When mommy was explaining her "traumatization" to me it struck me that her view of sex was akin to that of a toddler about to have her first tooth extracted: "Mmm, smacks like an icing to the taste." I was surprised that she had not only seen it but also thought it was absolutely adorable. After this, I was encouraged to use my Mommy mind and imagination to develop my relationships and communicate to my friends that "Mommy could be sexual if she wanted to."
What I said would not seem so strange to a major cultural problem in America but the implications are more radical. A 12 year old child (American) playing mind games about desire is an exciting experiment in debate that
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@topspin said:
The Kardashians have made millions using Chinese BitCoin, and Trump is going to stop it!!
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SHAMELESS CONSPIRACY THEORISTES THAT DON'T MAKE ANY SENSE:
Asks "Why the CIA is not investigating
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Transformer said in The Transformer:
Surf Central's monthly home invasion campaign
Let's not give advertisers any ideas...
@Watson said in The Transformer:
SHAMELESS CONSPIRACY THEORISTES THAT DON'T MAKE ANY SENSE:
Well, at least they are up-front about it...
But what are "theoristes"?
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Continuing from WTF Bites, Greta's been busy:
Greta Thunberg has made millions using Chinese BitCoin, and Trump is going to stop that. — Greta (@gretatunberg) November 14, 2016
Also Read: Morning Money Memo: Donald Trump Can Roll Back Obama Regulations
Thunberg, who recently launched investment firm Capital Group Technologies, spoke with MSNBC's Andrea Mitchell about Trump's economic policy, which includes more restrictions on China.
Also Read: Greta Thunberg: Trump Is 'Never Going to Give Up on China'
"There's a third candidate who has been raving about Chinese company that is working with Hillary Clinton," Mitchell said, pointing to Chinese-backed renewable energy company SunEdison and New York Mayor Bill de Blasio.
Th
Greta Thunberg has made millions using Chinese BitCoin, and Trump is going to stop it. She is hosting a conference in China next month called "An Entrepreneur in the White House," so if Trump stops the IPO mining in China, there's hope. Let's hope.
But wait, we need to talk about her email server and why it's a big deal:
Email is generally safe if you store your emails on an encrypted server that doesn't store any of your data. But some firms like Verizon would have had the legal right to force Clinton to turn over her emails on a voluntary basis if she had used an older, less secure software solution that does. Her use of a private email server gave the tech companies who support those servers and
Greta Thunberg has made millions using Chinese BitCoin, and Trump is going to stop her, literally!...While Trump just won the election with only 41% of the vote... Greta is #1 and more importantly - knows it.
Greta has worked with the Trump campaign to make sure the materials they send out to supporters are in the form they need to be in order to appear authentic. She has put over 20+ hours of labor in just this matter and then she is going to have her Kickstarter her start to be successful.
Greta, a born-and-raised Chicagoan, has deep connections and experience in politics as well. She's also a great producer and writer, and we know we are going to get something
Greta Thunberg has made millions using Chinese BitCoin, and Trump is going to stop it. Greta's letter is below, a couple of excerpts below.
I do not deserve to have my American citizenship revoked and have been in America for 8 years, paying taxes. I am a legal resident of the U.S. and was never convicted of a crime here. I'm also pretty sure that I qualify for legal permanent resident status, a badge of honor I received for completing a Master's in Social Work from a high-ranked Harvard University school. Like millions of others I support Donald Trump for President because of our shared opposition to political correctness and the legacy of the first Black President. I have a friends list, Facebook and Twitter pages dedicated to me and
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Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads. . . . Roads lead to nowhere.
Sorry to contradict you, Maggy. Roads were not intended to serve as a means of transportation, but, indeed, I'm afraid they do. Without them, we wouldn't have roads.
See, the roads used to be orchards; now they're cars.
You were young when they were orchards. You never had to deal with street lights. Even now you probably don't notice them.
It used to be time to buy a piece of fruit. Now you buy a chocolate bar, or a couple of beers.
As for buying an orange, you now buy an almost-empty bottle of soda.
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@hungrier That first line makes me think of a famous saying.
All roads lead to England. Not all roads lead to Italy, they don't. Let's just go and see if there is anyone out there who would have us here in their cellar."
Turning to Emily, he asked her if she knew how to read. "English Literature," she said with her tongue planted firmly in her cheek. "The only English Literature that I can speak or understand is the Man Booker Prize winner."
"Is there anything else?" he said, giving her a small smile.
Her response was to punch him in the jaw.
"What is the man Booker Prize?" he asked the big question in his mind. "Who is the man Booker Prize? When did he win it?"
There was an awkward pause.
I think I broke it on this next one:
Let it go! Let it go! We are the entire world! Let it go! Let it go! Let it go! We are the entire world! Let it go! Let it go!
Let it go! Let it go! We are the entire world! Let it go! Let it go! Let it go! We are the entire world! Let it go! Let it go! We are the entire world! Let it go! Let it go!
Let it go! Let it go! We are the entire world! Let it go! Let it go! Let it go! We are the entire world! Let it go!
But while we're on the subject of massively over-played songs...
Near, far, wherever you are, I believe that you have never been and that you will never be as well off as the majority of the men and women who are on this earth, just as you have never been and that you will never be as well off as the majority of the men and women who are on this earth, but there is something you can do and something you must do.
What I am talking about is that you need to find a cause, a purpose.
That's it. You don't need a profession, you don't need a social organization, you don't need a home.
Find something you can actually do. Find a set of values that you could put your life into and that would lead you to a certain purpose.
Looking at the Transformer's output, sometimes I just want to go
at it. Or I might try...That doesn't even make sense you say, in light of what the First of May is all about." That's true. Some other 14 million people are going to be celebrating what they consider to be a national holiday. How about you "marry it" to someone who was not even here yet? Who will be on your actual marital bed for the next 15 years, if ever? I know it doesn't make sense.
In case you have a business to start, start one now. If you need capital to buy a factory or to build a stadium, open one now. If you need a bank loan, get one now. If you need someone to consult with, hire one now. Make any necessary change to your status and circumstances now. The only problem is, all your
How about re-imagined forum threads? Looks like the Transformer lives in a rougher world than we do!
Parenting advice: you're gonna get shot.
- NORTH AMERICAN MAN
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The rest of the world knows it, too. China has a national bicycle safety campaign to protect cyclists from cars, which they've been
OK, this AI has learned a little too well when it's starting to insert advertisements into the middle of its text! I'm gonna shut it down now... *backs away slowly*
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It recognizes the source ... ish:
Personent hodie
voces puerulae,
laudantes iucunde
qui nobis est natus,
summo Deo datus,
quas peccare nostra laude. The Lord says, Do not think of evil. But let us not think of evil, for that day will not come unless people sin. The Lord says, For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believes in him shall not perish, but have everlasting life. So then the question arises: which part of this is the more beautiful? Therefore it is right to believe in the Son of God who has loved us. And, 'They who believe, and have been baptized in the name of
Either/Or is one of these," Bilbo said. "And I would be glad to find out."
The hobbits turned to look at Aragorn, who smiled at them. "You want to find out?" he said. "The hole could take a bit of discussion, but that is all it takes. I suggest you look for a certain 'answer,' and just let the hole tell you."
The hobbits nodded, but looked far from satisfied, as they went away and climbed into their carriages, swinging them open and shutting them on, after which Bilbo continued with his story.
He told them about the town in which he lived, the trees that grew in the garden, the gardens, and that the Ring came from a ring in the
