The Official Status Thread



  • Status from x-mas: So, my 2nd youngest brother has this girlfriend who has a 4-year old son (not his, though).

    And the kid is a brat, plain and simple.

    Cannot sit still for more than a nanosecond, has to be the center of attention all the time, is disrespectful to everyone and similar stuff.
    He can be charming and he's not stupid, but from my point of view (and that of my parents/brothers/other relatives) lacks proper nurturing.

    One example from two days ago would exemplify that. I was sitting on the couch when the little one sidled up next to me, eating a cherry tomato (and making a proper mess of it). Of course I watched him like a hawk because I know that four-year olds don't have the best judgment of where to put their hands after having eaten something messy.
    After finally haven eaten whole of the tomato, he looks at me sideways - and makes a move to wipe his hands on the front of my pullover. Y'know, not the absent-minded "Let's take the next thing available" wipe but a full-on "I know what I'm doing and I find it very funny!" move.

    Next thing he knows is that his wrist is caught in a vise-like grip - not so hard it's painful but hard enough so he can't move one millimeter. Cue my best teacher-caught-you-doing-a-very-dumb-thing-indeed voice (you know, the one where it drops an octave) and telling him in no uncertain terms that behaviour like that will not be tolerated, that he's to go and wash his hands properly right now and if we have understood each other?

    He promptly breaks out in tears. But he also makes a beeline to the sink where he washes his hands.

    From what I can see (the above is just one example), the little guy needs more lessons like that from his parents - they're letting him get away with way too much. I've yet to see either of them actually talk sternly to the kid (y'know, one of those talks where there are actual consequences for further misbehaviour). Otherwise he'll be one of those kids at school which every teacher dreads.

    And my brother proposed to her x-mas eve. The contrast between that proposal and the one of my youngest brother one year ago is somewhat stark - with my youngest brother the attitude was more of a "Finally, about time!" whereas this time the mood is more of a "We'll give them about even odds."

    Hoo boy.



  • @Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:

    @Luhmann said in The Official Status Thread:

    @Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:

    a reset of some kind...

    something we can achieve with a hammer and just enough force?

    No, that tends to break the clock entirely, studies show.

    I fail to see the problem with that...



  • @Rhywden My brother got a new shrew that had a kid from a prior relationship. Her little angel is an utter shithead that bullies my brothers youngest relentlessly, and he fought back to begin with. But this new bitch of his punished my brothers kid and not her own every god damned time.
    My brother doesn't do his job protecting his kids from this piece of shit.

    And she lies and tries to play people against each other constantly. I really don't like her. At all.




  • BINNED

    Today’s episode of topspin is going to get himself killed:
    Just caused a short circuit with the voltage indicator.

    71132327-FB68-4FB4-B501-74461B7662D7.jpeg

    That thing was blank instead of black just ten minutes ago. Thank Chuck for circuit breakers.
    Guess I know there’s voltage on the line now. 🤷♂

    Not actually what I wanted to test. Only 2 of 4 bulbs in this lamp work, so I wanted to see if there’s voltage on the socket. Didn’t detect any, so to check if I’m doing it right I tried one of the sockets that do work. Bang!


  • Considered Harmful

    Status: From today's Steam queue hidden gems among all the hentai trash -

    Real communism has never been tried is in Early Access!



  • Status: Wishing more e-mail lists had a frequency option.

    I would like to know when Target runs a toy sale but I don't want seven e-mails a day every day for eternity.



  • Status

    Damned if we do.

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    Darned if we donut



  • @topspin said in The Official Status Thread:

    Today’s episode of topspin is going to get himself killed:
    Just caused a short circuit with the voltage indicator.

    "For extra safety, our new and improved voltage indicator warns you with both a visual alert AND an audio alert! And for auditing purposes, it also features a color-changing tip that records the result of the test."



  • @Carnage said in The Official Status Thread:

    @Rhywden My brother got a new shrew that had a kid from a prior relationship. Her little angel is an utter shithead that bullies my brothers youngest relentlessly, and he fought back to begin with. But this new bitch of his punished my brothers kid and not her own every god damned time.
    My brother doesn't do his job protecting his kids from this piece of shit.

    And she lies and tries to play people against each other constantly. I really don't like her. At all.

    Well, that's one bit in her favour: She does realize that she's setting herself up for a bit of a problem later on (and my brother is merely following her lead - not too surprising given that he's not the biological father).
    Maybe she'll manage to turn this around.



  • @Zerosquare said in The Official Status Thread:

    @topspin said in The Official Status Thread:

    Today’s episode of topspin is going to get himself killed:
    Just caused a short circuit with the voltage indicator.

    "For extra safety, our new and improved voltage indicator warns you with both a visual alert AND an audio alert! And for auditing purposes, it also features a color-changing tip that records the result of the test."

    "Force feedback is available as an in-app purchase."


  • Discourse touched me in a no-no place

    @Rhywden That's Force Feedback, Palpatine style!


  • BINNED

    @Rhywden said in The Official Status Thread:

    a 4-year old son

    Cannot sit still for more than a nanosecond, has to be the center of attention all the time, is disrespectful to everyone

    you seem to be repeating yourself


  • Notification Spam Recipient

    status: the update seems to have somewhat mangled my unread. Oh well...

    Edit: Nevermind, it's just infiniscroll not working for some reason. 😞


  • BINNED



  • Status: made unread notifications more visible. If anybody wants to do the same, the custom CSS is:

    .header .notification-list li.unread,
    .slideout-menu .notification-list li.unread {
     background-color:#your_favorite_color
    }
    
    a.header .notification-list li.unread:hover,
    a.slideout-menu .notification-list li.unread:hover {
     background-color:#your_favorite_color
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    .notifications-list li.unread {
     background:#your_favorite_color
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  • Considered Harmful

    Dear at&t,
    Throttling my data connection is just going to make me switch carriers.
    Sincerely,
    @error

    P.S. Fuck you.


  • Notification Spam Recipient

    @Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:

    Whatever. Gift horses and all that.

    Should have looked! Those pending-bad-unrecoverable sectors are back!




  • Discourse touched me in a no-no place

    @Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:

    @Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:

    Whatever. Gift horses and all that.

    Should have looked! Those pending-bad-unrecoverable sectors are back!

    Are you sure that's not the drive firmware telling you that it is running out of its reserve? SSDs work very different internally to HDDs; in particular they tend to look great until just before they become unwritable, due to the way problems are transparently mapped out.


  • Notification Spam Recipient

    @dkf said in The Official Status Thread:

    Are you sure that's not the drive firmware telling you that it is running out of its reserve?

    It's a brand-new drive. It better fucking not be running out of reserve!

    Smarctrl output
    smartctl 6.6 2017-11-05 r4594 [x86_64-linux-5.3.0-0.bpo.2-amd64] (local build)
    Copyright (C) 2002-17, Bruce Allen, Christian Franke, www.smartmontools.org
    
    === START OF INFORMATION SECTION ===
    Model Family:     Seagate Barracuda Compute
    Device Model:     ST8000DM004-2CX188
    Serial Number:    ZCT15KGE
    LU WWN Device Id: 5 000c50 0c281f57c
    Firmware Version: 0001
    User Capacity:    8,001,563,222,016 bytes [8.00 TB]
    Sector Sizes:     512 bytes logical, 4096 bytes physical
    Rotation Rate:    5425 rpm
    Form Factor:      3.5 inches
    Device is:        In smartctl database [for details use: -P show]
    ATA Version is:   ACS-3 T13/2161-D revision 5
    SATA Version is:  SATA 3.1, 6.0 Gb/s (current: 6.0 Gb/s)
    Local Time is:    Mon Dec 30 00:47:47 2019 MST
    SMART support is: Available - device has SMART capability.
    SMART support is: Enabled
    AAM feature is:   Unavailable
    APM feature is:   Unavailable
    Rd look-ahead is: Enabled
    Write cache is:   Enabled
    DSN feature is:   Unavailable
    ATA Security is:  Disabled, NOT FROZEN [SEC1]
    Wt Cache Reorder: Unavailable
    
    === START OF READ SMART DATA SECTION ===
    SMART Status not supported: Incomplete response, ATA output registers missing
    SMART overall-health self-assessment test result: PASSED
    Warning: This result is based on an Attribute check.
    
    General SMART Values:
    Offline data collection status:  (0x00)	Offline data collection activity
    					was never started.
    					Auto Offline Data Collection: Disabled.
    Self-test execution status:      (  41)	The self-test routine was interrupted
    					by the host with a hard or soft reset.
    Total time to complete Offline
    data collection: 		(    0) seconds.
    Offline data collection
    capabilities: 			 (0x73) SMART execute Offline immediate.
    					Auto Offline data collection on/off support.
    					Suspend Offline collection upon new
    					command.
    					No Offline surface scan supported.
    					Self-test supported.
    					Conveyance Self-test supported.
    					Selective Self-test supported.
    SMART capabilities:            (0x0003)	Saves SMART data before entering
    					power-saving mode.
    					Supports SMART auto save timer.
    Error logging capability:        (0x01)	Error logging supported.
    					General Purpose Logging supported.
    Short self-test routine
    recommended polling time: 	 (   1) minutes.
    Extended self-test routine
    recommended polling time: 	 ( 977) minutes.
    Conveyance self-test routine
    recommended polling time: 	 (   2) minutes.
    SCT capabilities: 	       (0x30a5)	SCT Status supported.
    					SCT Data Table supported.
    
    SMART Attributes Data Structure revision number: 10
    Vendor Specific SMART Attributes with Thresholds:
    ID# ATTRIBUTE_NAME          FLAGS    VALUE WORST THRESH FAIL RAW_VALUE
      1 Raw_Read_Error_Rate     POSR--   054   054   006    -    32640744
      3 Spin_Up_Time            PO----   094   092   000    -    0
      4 Start_Stop_Count        -O--CK   100   100   020    -    51
      5 Reallocated_Sector_Ct   PO--CK   100   100   010    -    488
      7 Seek_Error_Rate         POSR--   074   060   045    -    26371246
      9 Power_On_Hours          -O--CK   100   100   000    -    219 (162 223 0)
     10 Spin_Retry_Count        PO--C-   100   100   097    -    0
     12 Power_Cycle_Count       -O--CK   100   100   020    -    32
    183 Runtime_Bad_Block       -O--CK   100   100   000    -    0
    184 End-to-End_Error        -O--CK   100   100   099    -    0
    187 Reported_Uncorrect      -O--CK   096   096   000    -    4
    188 Command_Timeout         -O--CK   100   099   000    -    65544
    189 High_Fly_Writes         -O-RCK   100   100   000    -    0
    190 Airflow_Temperature_Cel -O---K   054   051   040    -    46 (Min/Max 45/48)
    191 G-Sense_Error_Rate      -O--CK   100   100   000    -    0
    192 Power-Off_Retract_Count -O--CK   100   100   000    -    16
    193 Load_Cycle_Count        -O--CK   100   100   000    -    79
    194 Temperature_Celsius     -O---K   046   049   000    -    46 (0 22 0 0 0)
    195 Hardware_ECC_Recovered  -O-RC-   075   064   000    -    32640744
    197 Current_Pending_Sector  -O--C-   100   100   000    -    0
    198 Offline_Uncorrectable   ----C-   100   100   000    -    0
    199 UDMA_CRC_Error_Count    -OSRCK   200   200   000    -    0
    240 Head_Flying_Hours       ------   100   253   000    -    161 (44 126 0)
    241 Total_LBAs_Written      ------   100   253   000    -    3774731683
    242 Total_LBAs_Read         ------   100   253   000    -    10554101127
                                ||||||_ K auto-keep
                                |||||__ C event count
                                ||||___ R error rate
                                |||____ S speed/performance
                                ||_____ O updated online
                                |______ P prefailure warning
    
    General Purpose Log Directory Version 1
    SMART           Log Directory Version 1 [multi-sector log support]
    Address    Access  R/W   Size  Description
    0x00       GPL,SL  R/O      1  Log Directory
    0x01           SL  R/O      1  Summary SMART error log
    0x02           SL  R/O      5  Comprehensive SMART error log
    0x03       GPL     R/O      5  Ext. Comprehensive SMART error log
    0x04       GPL,SL  R/O      8  Device Statistics log
    0x06           SL  R/O      1  SMART self-test log
    0x07       GPL     R/O      1  Extended self-test log
    0x08       GPL     R/O      2  Power Conditions log
    0x09           SL  R/W      1  Selective self-test log
    0x0c       GPL     R/O   2048  Pending Defects log
    0x10       GPL     R/O      1  NCQ Command Error log
    0x11       GPL     R/O      1  SATA Phy Event Counters log
    0x21       GPL     R/O      1  Write stream error log
    0x22       GPL     R/O      1  Read stream error log
    0x24       GPL     R/O    512  Current Device Internal Status Data log
    0x30       GPL,SL  R/O      9  IDENTIFY DEVICE data log
    0x80-0x9f  GPL,SL  R/W     16  Host vendor specific log
    0xa1       GPL,SL  VS      24  Device vendor specific log
    0xa2       GPL     VS    8160  Device vendor specific log
    0xa6       GPL     VS     192  Device vendor specific log
    0xa8-0xa9  GPL,SL  VS     136  Device vendor specific log
    0xab       GPL     VS       1  Device vendor specific log
    0xb0       GPL     VS    9048  Device vendor specific log
    0xbd       GPL     VS       8  Device vendor specific log
    0xbe-0xbf  GPL     VS   65535  Device vendor specific log
    0xc0       GPL,SL  VS       1  Device vendor specific log
    0xc1       GPL,SL  VS      16  Device vendor specific log
    0xc3       GPL,SL  VS       8  Device vendor specific log
    0xc4       GPL,SL  VS      24  Device vendor specific log
    0xd1       GPL     VS     264  Device vendor specific log
    0xd3       GPL     VS    1920  Device vendor specific log
    0xe0       GPL,SL  R/W      1  SCT Command/Status
    0xe1       GPL,SL  R/W      1  SCT Data Transfer
    
    SMART Extended Comprehensive Error Log Version: 1 (5 sectors)
    Device Error Count: 4
    	CR     = Command Register
    	FEATR  = Features Register
    	COUNT  = Count (was: Sector Count) Register
    	LBA_48 = Upper bytes of LBA High/Mid/Low Registers ]  ATA-8
    	LH     = LBA High (was: Cylinder High) Register    ]   LBA
    	LM     = LBA Mid (was: Cylinder Low) Register      ] Register
    	LL     = LBA Low (was: Sector Number) Register     ]
    	DV     = Device (was: Device/Head) Register
    	DC     = Device Control Register
    	ER     = Error register
    	ST     = Status register
    Powered_Up_Time is measured from power on, and printed as
    DDd+hh🇲🇲SS.sss where DD=days, hh=hours, mm=minutes,
    SS=sec, and sss=millisec. It "wraps" after 49.710 days.
    
    Error 4 [3] occurred at disk power-on lifetime: 148 hours (6 days + 4 hours)
      When the command that caused the error occurred, the device was active or idle.
    
      After command completion occurred, registers were:
      ER -- ST COUNT  LBA_48  LH LM LL DV DC
      -- -- -- == -- == == == -- -- -- -- --
      40 -- 51 00 00 00 00 1b 41 28 08 00 00  Error: UNC at LBA = 0x1b412808 = 457254920
    
      Commands leading to the command that caused the error were:
      CR FEATR COUNT  LBA_48  LH LM LL DV DC  Powered_Up_Time  Command/Feature_Name
      -- == -- == -- == == == -- -- -- -- --  ---------------  --------------------
      25 00 00 07 b8 00 00 1b 41 22 00 40 00     23:42:41.253  READ DMA EXT
      25 00 00 07 b8 00 00 1b 41 1a 40 40 00     23:42:41.170  READ DMA EXT
      25 00 00 07 b8 00 00 1b 41 12 88 40 00     23:42:41.117  READ DMA EXT
      25 00 00 07 b8 00 00 1b 41 0a c8 40 00     23:42:41.066  READ DMA EXT
      25 00 00 07 b8 00 00 1b 41 03 10 40 00     23:42:41.018  READ DMA EXT
    
    Error 3 [2] occurred at disk power-on lifetime: 143 hours (5 days + 23 hours)
      When the command that caused the error occurred, the device was active or idle.
    
      After command completion occurred, registers were:
      ER -- ST COUNT  LBA_48  LH LM LL DV DC
      -- -- -- == -- == == == -- -- -- -- --
      40 -- 51 00 00 00 00 2b 43 13 38 00 00  Error: UNC at LBA = 0x2b431338 = 725816120
    
      Commands leading to the command that caused the error were:
      CR FEATR COUNT  LBA_48  LH LM LL DV DC  Powered_Up_Time  Command/Feature_Name
      -- == -- == -- == == == -- -- -- -- --  ---------------  --------------------
      25 00 00 00 80 00 00 2b 43 13 30 40 00     18:54:02.240  READ DMA EXT
      25 00 00 00 80 00 00 2b 43 12 28 40 00     18:54:02.226  READ DMA EXT
      25 00 00 00 80 00 00 2b 43 11 20 40 00     18:54:02.216  READ DMA EXT
      25 00 00 00 80 00 00 2b 43 10 18 40 00     18:54:02.203  READ DMA EXT
      25 00 00 00 80 00 00 2b 43 0f 10 40 00     18:54:02.193  READ DMA EXT
    
    Error 2 [1] occurred at disk power-on lifetime: 143 hours (5 days + 23 hours)
      When the command that caused the error occurred, the device was active or idle.
    
      After command completion occurred, registers were:
      ER -- ST COUNT  LBA_48  LH LM LL DV DC
      -- -- -- == -- == == == -- -- -- -- --
      40 -- 51 00 00 00 00 4c 38 46 88 00 00  Error: UNC at LBA = 0x4c384688 = 1278756488
    
      Commands leading to the command that caused the error were:
      CR FEATR COUNT  LBA_48  LH LM LL DV DC  Powered_Up_Time  Command/Feature_Name
      -- == -- == -- == == == -- -- -- -- --  ---------------  --------------------
      25 00 00 00 80 00 00 4c 38 46 38 40 00     18:40:59.324  READ DMA EXT
      25 00 00 00 80 00 00 4c 38 45 30 40 00     18:40:59.312  READ DMA EXT
      25 00 00 00 80 00 00 4c 38 44 28 40 00     18:40:59.300  READ DMA EXT
      25 00 00 00 80 00 00 4c 38 43 20 40 00     18:40:59.288  READ DMA EXT
      25 00 00 00 80 00 00 4c 38 42 18 40 00     18:40:59.276  READ DMA EXT
    
    Error 1 [0] occurred at disk power-on lifetime: 126 hours (5 days + 6 hours)
      When the command that caused the error occurred, the device was active or idle.
    
      After command completion occurred, registers were:
      ER -- ST COUNT  LBA_48  LH LM LL DV DC
      -- -- -- == -- == == == -- -- -- -- --
      40 -- 51 00 00 00 00 b8 a3 83 e0 00 00  Error: UNC at LBA = 0xb8a383e0 = 3097723872
    
      Commands leading to the command that caused the error were:
      CR FEATR COUNT  LBA_48  LH LM LL DV DC  Powered_Up_Time  Command/Feature_Name
      -- == -- == -- == == == -- -- -- -- --  ---------------  --------------------
      25 00 00 07 98 00 00 b8 a3 7d 90 40 00     02:12:00.891  READ DMA EXT
      25 00 00 07 e0 00 00 b8 a3 75 a8 40 00     02:12:00.802  READ DMA EXT
      25 00 00 07 e8 00 00 b8 a3 6d c0 40 00     02:12:00.746  READ DMA EXT
      25 00 00 07 e0 00 00 b8 a3 65 d8 40 00     02:12:00.692  READ DMA EXT
      25 00 00 07 e0 00 00 b8 a3 5d f0 40 00     02:12:00.678  READ DMA EXT
    
    SMART Extended Self-test Log Version: 1 (1 sectors)
    Num  Test_Description    Status                  Remaining  LifeTime(hours)  LBA_of_first_error
    # 1  Extended captive    Interrupted (host reset)      00%       198         -
    # 2  Extended offline    Aborted by host               90%       145         -
    
    SMART Selective self-test log data structure revision number 1
     SPAN  MIN_LBA  MAX_LBA  CURRENT_TEST_STATUS
        1        0        0  Not_testing
        2        0        0  Not_testing
        3        0        0  Not_testing
        4        0        0  Not_testing
        5        0        0  Not_testing
    Selective self-test flags (0x0):
      After scanning selected spans, do NOT read-scan remainder of disk.
    If Selective self-test is pending on power-up, resume after 0 minute delay.
    
    SCT Status Version:                  3
    SCT Version (vendor specific):       522 (0x020a)
    SCT Support Level:                   1
    Device State:                        Active (0)
    Current Temperature:                    46 Celsius
    Power Cycle Min/Max Temperature:     45/48 Celsius
    Lifetime    Min/Max Temperature:     22/49 Celsius
    Under/Over Temperature Limit Count:   0/0
    
    SCT Temperature History Version:     2
    Temperature Sampling Period:         3 minutes
    Temperature Logging Interval:        59 minutes
    Min/Max recommended Temperature:     14/55 Celsius
    Min/Max Temperature Limit:           10/60 Celsius
    Temperature History Size (Index):    128 (0)
    
    Index    Estimated Time   Temperature Celsius
       1    2019-12-24 19:12    41  **********************
       2    2019-12-24 20:11    40  *********************
       3    2019-12-24 21:10    41  **********************
       4    2019-12-24 22:09    43  ************************
       5    2019-12-24 23:08    44  *************************
       6    2019-12-25 00:07    44  *************************
       7    2019-12-25 01:06     ?  -
       8    2019-12-25 02:05    43  ************************
       9    2019-12-25 03:04    41  **********************
      10    2019-12-25 04:03    44  *************************
     ...    ..(  2 skipped).    ..  *************************
      13    2019-12-25 07:00    44  *************************
      14    2019-12-25 07:59    43  ************************
      15    2019-12-25 08:58    40  *********************
      16    2019-12-25 09:57    43  ************************
      17    2019-12-25 10:56    43  ************************
      18    2019-12-25 11:55    43  ************************
      19    2019-12-25 12:54    48  *****************************
      20    2019-12-25 13:53    49  ******************************
      21    2019-12-25 14:52    49  ******************************
      22    2019-12-25 15:51    49  ******************************
      23    2019-12-25 16:50    48  *****************************
      24    2019-12-25 17:49    47  ****************************
      25    2019-12-25 18:48    48  *****************************
      26    2019-12-25 19:47    48  *****************************
      27    2019-12-25 20:46    48  *****************************
      28    2019-12-25 21:45    47  ****************************
      29    2019-12-25 22:44    44  *************************
      30    2019-12-25 23:43    44  *************************
      31    2019-12-26 00:42     ?  -
      32    2019-12-26 01:41    42  ***********************
      33    2019-12-26 02:40    42  ***********************
      34    2019-12-26 03:39    42  ***********************
      35    2019-12-26 04:38    39  ********************
     ...    ..(  3 skipped).    ..  ********************
      39    2019-12-26 08:34    39  ********************
      40    2019-12-26 09:33    43  ************************
      41    2019-12-26 10:32    43  ************************
      42    2019-12-26 11:31    43  ************************
      43    2019-12-26 12:30    44  *************************
     ...    ..(  5 skipped).    ..  *************************
      49    2019-12-26 18:24    44  *************************
      50    2019-12-26 19:23    48  *****************************
      51    2019-12-26 20:22    49  ******************************
      52    2019-12-26 21:21    48  *****************************
      53    2019-12-26 22:20    44  *************************
      54    2019-12-26 23:19    40  *********************
      55    2019-12-27 00:18    39  ********************
      56    2019-12-27 01:17    38  *******************
      57    2019-12-27 02:16    39  ********************
      58    2019-12-27 03:15    40  *********************
      59    2019-12-27 04:14    44  *************************
      60    2019-12-27 05:13    47  ****************************
      61    2019-12-27 06:12    47  ****************************
      62    2019-12-27 07:11    47  ****************************
      63    2019-12-27 08:10    48  *****************************
      64    2019-12-27 09:09    48  *****************************
      65    2019-12-27 10:08    48  *****************************
      66    2019-12-27 11:07    47  ****************************
      67    2019-12-27 12:06    46  ***************************
      68    2019-12-27 13:05    46  ***************************
      69    2019-12-27 14:04    47  ****************************
     ...    ..(  8 skipped).    ..  ****************************
      78    2019-12-27 22:55    47  ****************************
      79    2019-12-27 23:54    45  **************************
      80    2019-12-28 00:53    48  *****************************
      81    2019-12-28 01:52    48  *****************************
      82    2019-12-28 02:51    44  *************************
      83    2019-12-28 03:50    42  ***********************
      84    2019-12-28 04:49    42  ***********************
      85    2019-12-28 05:48    42  ***********************
      86    2019-12-28 06:47    40  *********************
      87    2019-12-28 07:46    40  *********************
      88    2019-12-28 08:45    41  **********************
      89    2019-12-28 09:44    42  ***********************
      90    2019-12-28 10:43    42  ***********************
      91    2019-12-28 11:42    43  ************************
      92    2019-12-28 12:41    45  **************************
      93    2019-12-28 13:40    45  **************************
      94    2019-12-28 14:39    46  ***************************
      95    2019-12-28 15:38    47  ****************************
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      97    2019-12-28 17:36    45  **************************
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    SCT Error Recovery Control command not supported
    
    Device Statistics (GP Log 0x04)
    Page  Offset Size        Value Flags Description
    0x01  =====  =               =  ===  == General Statistics (rev 1) ==
    0x01  0x008  4              32  ---  Lifetime Power-On Resets
    0x01  0x010  4             219  ---  Power-on Hours
    0x01  0x018  6      3774520724  ---  Logical Sectors Written
    0x01  0x020  6        34544554  ---  Number of Write Commands
    0x01  0x028  6     10549871520  ---  Logical Sectors Read
    0x01  0x030  6        11243511  ---  Number of Read Commands
    0x01  0x038  6               -  ---  Date and Time TimeStamp
    0x03  =====  =               =  ===  == Rotating Media Statistics (rev 1) ==
    0x03  0x008  4             209  ---  Spindle Motor Power-on Hours
    0x03  0x010  4             159  ---  Head Flying Hours
    0x03  0x018  4              79  ---  Head Load Events
    0x03  0x020  4             488  ---  Number of Reallocated Logical Sectors
    0x03  0x028  4             114  ---  Read Recovery Attempts
    0x03  0x030  4               0  ---  Number of Mechanical Start Failures
    0x03  0x038  4               0  ---  Number of Realloc. Candidate Logical Sectors
    0x03  0x040  4              16  ---  Number of High Priority Unload Events
    0x04  =====  =               =  ===  == General Errors Statistics (rev 1) ==
    0x04  0x008  4             225  ---  Number of Reported Uncorrectable Errors
    0x04  0x010  4               8  ---  Resets Between Cmd Acceptance and Completion
    0x05  =====  =               =  ===  == Temperature Statistics (rev 1) ==
    0x05  0x008  1              46  ---  Current Temperature
    0x05  0x010  1              46  ---  Average Short Term Temperature
    0x05  0x018  1               -  ---  Average Long Term Temperature
    0x05  0x020  1              49  ---  Highest Temperature
    0x05  0x028  1               0  ---  Lowest Temperature
    0x05  0x030  1              46  ---  Highest Average Short Term Temperature
    0x05  0x038  1              36  ---  Lowest Average Short Term Temperature
    0x05  0x040  1               -  ---  Highest Average Long Term Temperature
    0x05  0x048  1               -  ---  Lowest Average Long Term Temperature
    0x05  0x050  4               0  ---  Time in Over-Temperature
    0x05  0x058  1              55  ---  Specified Maximum Operating Temperature
    0x05  0x060  4              30  ---  Time in Under-Temperature
    0x05  0x068  1              13  ---  Specified Minimum Operating Temperature
    0x06  =====  =               =  ===  == Transport Statistics (rev 1) ==
    0x06  0x008  4             695  ---  Number of Hardware Resets
    0x06  0x010  4             523  ---  Number of ASR Events
    0x06  0x018  4               0  ---  Number of Interface CRC Errors
                                    |||_ C monitored condition met
                                    ||__ D supports DSN
                                    |___ N normalized value
    
    Pending Defects log (GP Log 0x0c) supported [please try: '-l defects']
    
    SATA Phy Event Counters (GP Log 0x11)
    ID      Size     Value  Description
    0x000a  2            4  Device-to-host register FISes sent due to a COMRESET
    0x0001  2            0  Command failed due to ICRC error
    0x0003  2            0  R_ERR response for device-to-host data FIS
    0x0004  2            0  R_ERR response for host-to-device data FIS
    0x0006  2            0  R_ERR response for device-to-host non-data FIS
    0x0007  2            0  R_ERR response for host-to-device non-data FIS
    
    

    Says no sectors have been reallocated, but 4 are uncorrectable (and yet, none are pending reallocation).

    @dkf said in The Official Status Thread:

    SSDs work very different internally to HDDs; in particular they tend to look great until just before they become unwritable, due to the way problems are transparently mapped out.

    It's not an SSD. 😜


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    @Tsaukpaetra Ah. In that case they're probably just a manufacturing defect where the disk surface isn't up to spec. Don't use those sectors. The firmware knows there is a problem there and is likely right...


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    @dkf said in The Official Status Thread:

    Don't use those sectors.

    I have no fucking clue how to do that outside the drive's firmware remapping them (as in theory it should be doing).
    And since the drive is in a ZFS pool it's not like I can create an arbitrary file is a hole don't delete me.dat covering the relevant sectors and stash it somewhere...


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    @Tsaukpaetra
    why is there a ⭐ in that output?


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    @Luhmann said in The Official Status Thread:

    @Tsaukpaetra
    why is there a ⭐ in that output?

    Because :mm: gets interpreted in <pre> tags just fine TYVM.


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    @ben_lubar what does “to federate” mean in this context?


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    @topspin said in The Official Status Thread:

    what does “to federate” mean in this context?

    :magnets_having_sex:


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    @Luhmann I’m not a magnet though. :thonking:





  • An actual job posting sent to me yesterday: "Star Sales Engineer Software Industry Experience Unique BigData Cloud"

    Right after I watched that episode of DS9 where everybody started saying random words because some virus messed up their brains.



  • @topspin said in The Official Status Thread:

    I’m not a magnet

    You're not attractive enough?


  • Discourse touched me in a no-no place

    @topspin said in The Official Status Thread:

    @ben_lubar what does “to federate” mean in this context?

    He's talking about Mastodon so irregardless the answer to his question is almost certainly "No".


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    @Zerosquare said in The Official Status Thread:

    @topspin said in The Official Status Thread:

    I’m not a magnet

    You're not attractive enough?

    Apparently.

    sadcat.jpg


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    @loopback0 said in The Official Status Thread:

    @topspin said in The Official Status Thread:

    @ben_lubar what does “to federate” mean in this context?

    He's talking about Mastodon so irregardless the answer to his question is almost certainly "No".

    I'm bad at words; please assume anything I tell you that doesn't make sense isn't what I meant to write and ask for clarification.

    I tried asking for clarification (and English isn't my first language), but no success. :sadface:



  • @topspin said in The Official Status Thread:

    @loopback0 said in The Official Status Thread:

    @topspin said in The Official Status Thread:

    @ben_lubar what does “to federate” mean in this context?

    He's talking about Mastodon so irregardless the answer to his question is almost certainly "No".

    I'm bad at words; please assume anything I tell you that doesn't make sense isn't what I meant to write and ask for clarification.

    I tried asking for clarification (and English isn't my first language), but no success. :sadface:

    He's asking if we want the :wtf:s distributed across the Internet. The answer, of course, is that they already are.



  • Status: I finally got the pans and utensils from Christmas morning breakfast washed. (I'm not exactly a clean-freak.) Of course, I immediately got one of them dirty again for tonight's dinner.

    Also status: I love frozen skillet dinners where, after cooking at the recommended temperature for 1.5x the recommended time, it's still not even thawed, and after 2x the time, it's hot but the veggies are still basically raw.


  • Discourse touched me in a no-no place

    @Zerosquare said in The Official Status Thread:

    @topspin said in The Official Status Thread:

    I’m not a magnet

    You're not attractive enough?

    He isn't a pole.


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    Status: Upstairs neighbor’s annoying me with playing the piano all morning. Hmm, let’s see...

    5D26D307-F076-4985-93B2-AA5462DB4175.jpeg


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    TomorrowLater today's status: laughing at anyone still celebrating the recent coming of a new year

    If only it were demarcated by some definitive point of Earth's tropical cycle, so we could all agree on a particular time. But instead we get this unholy hybrid of the time approximately nine solar days after the solstice which makes no damn sense.


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    @kazitor you’re just bragging because you get to go first. 🐠


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    Status: @Brie has a lot of Funny Stuff thread posts to catch up on...



  • America's so backwards, it feels like they're still in the last decade!


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    Status:
    Haikus are easy
    But sometimes they don’t make sense
    Refridgerator

    AB2D6221-30AE-4A0E-9E35-5B89BD2BF50C.jpeg



  • YMB :belt_onion: when it's before 10 PM on New Year's Eve...and all you really want to do is go to bed.

    Happy New Year all you crazy folk.


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    @Benjamin-Hall happy New Year to you from the future. It’s 3:45am and definitely time to go to bed now.


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    @topspin absolute epic combo from a few months ago: the card was

    once you get used to ______, ______ doesn't seem so bad

    and I burst out laughing the moment I read this

    once you get used to [the greatest hits of Neil Diamond], [oncoming traffic] doesn't seem so bad



  • @anonymous234 said in The Official Status Thread:

    America's so backwards, it feels like they're still in the last decade!

    "Feels"? :trollface:


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    @Rhywden said in The Official Status Thread:

    @anonymous234 said in The Official Status Thread:

    America's so backwards, it feels like they're still in the last decade!

    "Feels"? :trollface:

    You’re about 6 hours late. 🍹


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    Status: despite snacking all night, I feel quite famished this morning...



  • Are you sure you weren't just dreaming you were eating?


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