The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@El_Heffe said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
A train stops in front of Ham Orchards in Terrell, TX where the conductor gets off, goes inside, and comes back out with two cups of ice cream. The family-owned fruit orchard, started in 1979, has a tradition of giving free ice cream to the crews of passing trains if they stop.
If my back of the envelope calculation is correct, it takes about 33l of diesel to accelerate a 10,000t freight train from 0 to 40 km/h if the engine has 50% efficiency.
Some expensive free ice cream.
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@DoctorJones said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@El_Heffe said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Wow, she's good. She's not even using sheet music, she must have the piece mammarised.
To steal more from the YT comments...
If I'm not mistaken, she's playing in double-D minor, but - still - udderly clever piano playing; it takes my breast away.
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@El_Heffe said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Misleading title. Not a single key pressed with her breast.
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@PJH said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
double-D minor
Surely you chest! That is not a thing.
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@LaoC said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@PJH said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
double-D minor
Surely you chest! That is not a thing.
Well, there is a such thing as D double flat, which she is definitely not.
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Another one from the why women live longer department:
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@HardwareGeek said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@loopback0 The author says four times in the article that is isn't funny, is humourless, or is only slightly humourous. When someone says something that many times, in the absence of unequivocal sarcasm, I assume they believe they believe it's true.
I took it as they weren't allowed to say that it was funny in TFA
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I had to chuckle just a bit.
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@pie_flavor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
IT snoops through your files and if you have even a single Unity asset saved, they have security escort you out
For using the wrong engine, I presume.
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https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/438422061753434112/591771238209421322/image0.jpg
Edit: Whoops, this is not the Nope thread.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Edit: Whoops, this is not the Nope thread.
Yes, I'm sure this was accidental.
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@El_Heffe said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
[she's the breast pianist i've ever seen]
Some of the comments are talking about how they're disgusted with the rest of the comments, but after watching a 2nd youtube where she's even more provocative, there's no way she's not doing this on purpose.
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Filed under: Lewd!
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Wikipedia is an enemy of the :
Scientific and technical topics
- Caffeine (not: 1,3,7-Trimethyl-1H-purine-2,6(3H,7H)-dione)
You've got to be kidding me! Why not?
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@Tsaukpaetra I think the Nope thread is on that one.
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@Benjamin-Hall said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra I think the Nope thread is on that one.
You know what? I seem to keep getting confused, both topics are in the Funny category so I may have mis-clicked...
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@xaade said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Damn, I wish I could play with that.
Edit: like that. I wish I could play like that. Stupid autocorrect.
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@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Must be from some other country. Nobody here would dare call kids "Class II Children".
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@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I'm sixty. All YouTube guys are called Jennicam and all bands are the Captain and Tennille.
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@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I'm sixty. All YouTube
You know what YouTube is?
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@Luhmann said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@da-Doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I'm sixty. All YouTube
You know what YouTube is?
It's the place where you like faces on walls or something, right?
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@kazitor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Wikipedia is an enemy of the :
Scientific and technical topics
- Caffeine (not: 1,3,7-Trimethyl-1H-purine-2,6(3H,7H)-dione)
You've got to be kidding me! Why not?
Also:
Fuchsia (not: Lady's ear drops)
I was very unsure whether it's serious or a subtle vandalism. And only because I'm male and so I'm bad at color names. So bad, in fact, that I thought it's a color, while actually it's a flower.
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@Gąska I, too, am bad at colour names. I'd thought "orange" was a colour, but it's actually a fruit.
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@kazitor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Gąska I, too, am bad at colour names. I'd thought "orange" was a colour, but it's actually a fruit.
Wait till you have to decide which you like more: milk with cherry or coffee white.
Filed Under: Just smile and agree with her
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@kazitor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Gąska I, too, am bad at colour names. I'd thought "orange" was a colour, but it's actually a fruit.
I meant Lady's ear drops. Totally sounds like a fancy color name. But it's not.
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@Gąska that makes more sense. This is why we refrain from excessive use of pronouns, especially not explicitly mentioning
itthe object in question at least once.
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@Gąska don’t think error_bot can link the blog, so here’s that:
Here are the color names most disproportionately popular among men:
- Penis
- Gay
- WTF
- Dunno
- Baige
And the (disproven) hypothesis:
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@topspin inb4 xkcd
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@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@topspin inb4
I did view raw and I’m not seeing it.
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@topspin funny thing. I didn't read your post and only commented on the picture you posted at the end. Without noticing that you said it's wrong.
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@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Gąska said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@topspin inb4
I did view raw and I’m not seeing it.
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I'm glad I'm not the only one.
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@kazitor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Gąska I, too, am bad at colour names. I'd thought "orange" was a colour, but it's actually a fruit.
Orange is a color? I thought they were a British guitar amplifier company. And my Orange is actually white.
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@mott555 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I thought they were a British guitar amplifier company.
That has to be a side gig besides being a mobile operator, no?
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@mott555 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@kazitor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Gąska I, too, am bad at colour names. I'd thought "orange" was a colour, but it's actually a fruit.
Orange is a color? I thought they were a British guitar amplifier company.
What does telecom company do in music hardware market!?
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Chesterton's Fence seen in the wild...