Florida Man goes to...
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@Gribnit said in Florida Man goes to...:
@JBert swear I recognize that face. that face will eat your dick.
Looks like pornstar.amatuer.9928b62 to me.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in Florida Man goes to...:
@Gribnit said in Florida Man goes to...:
@JBert swear I recognize that face. that face will eat your dick.
Looks like pornstar.amatuer.9928b62 to me.
There's a Nope thread.
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@Gribnit said in Florida Man goes to...:
@Tsaukpaetra said in Florida Man goes to...:
@Gribnit said in Florida Man goes to...:
@JBert swear I recognize that face. that face will eat your dick.
Looks like pornstar.amatuer.9928b62 to me.
There's a Nope thread.
I never indicated I would provide an image of said... .wait.....
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... Taco Bell, with an explosive!
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The wife [..] grabbed the burrito, throwing it behind her on the floor. Surprised by the flying burrito, investigators say the husband then picked up all the remaining burritos and smashed them in her face "causing some to go up into her nose."
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to the bank!
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... drive in circles on an airport runway.
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... jail because Florida cop "mistook" Tide laundry detergent for heroin.
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Florida man thought he’d do donuts on an airport runway. Police weren’t amused
I thought police liked donuts
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@TimeBandit said in Florida Man goes to...:
Florida man thought he’d do donuts on an airport runway. Police weren’t amused
I thought police liked donuts
Wrong kind of donuts. I'm sure they'll try to hit the suspect with the book for getting called away from actual donuts.
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@TimeBandit said in Florida Man goes to...:
Florida man thought he’d do donuts on an airport runway. Police weren’t amused
I thought police liked donuts
Sure... as long as you save them some. Showing up and finding nothing but some donut residue tends to put them in an ill mood.
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@boomzilla said in Florida Man goes to...:
"I would love to be part of a city that’s in the news for good things, not dirt and garbage," one resident commented.
Tell me about it.
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@boomzilla said in Florida Man goes to...:
I keep misreading that headline to say “a habit of licking men's faeces” and… just no. No.
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@dkf said in Florida Man goes to...:
“a habit of licking men's faeces”
and we are back talking about kaka demon
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@Luhmann some people just like to talk shit...
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@Tsaukpaetra said in Florida Man goes to...:
some people just like to talk shit...
Welcome to the internet!
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Damn furries...
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... his porch to wait for the postman to deliver his coke shipment, encounters police instead.
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@JBert said in Florida Man goes to...:
... visit "patients", promises cure for any disease.
Filed under: That's all Folks!
You laugh but he's over 300 years old.
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@Gribnit said in Florida Man goes to...:
You laugh but he's over 300 years old.
You're confusing him with @JBert's post. (he looks pretty bad for 42...)
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Juvie!
Not sure if garage material or...
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@Tsaukpaetra said in Florida Man goes to...:
Juvie!
Not sure if garage material or...
That title is extremely misleading:
The arrest affidavit claims the boy was disruptive, didn’t follow commands, called school staff racist, and threatened to get the school resource officer and principal fired and to beat the teacher, according to Bay News 9. The boy told the news station that he did not threaten the teacher with violence.
Emphasis mine.
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@Karla WARBLEGARBLE ANTI AMERICAN warblegarble RACIST warblegarble FACTS DONT MATTER !!!21!!
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@Karla said in Florida Man goes to...:
@Tsaukpaetra said in Florida Man goes to...:
Juvie!
Not sure if garage material or...
That title is extremely misleading:
The arrest affidavit claims the boy was disruptive, didn’t follow commands, called school staff racist, and threatened to get the school resource officer and principal fired and to beat the teacher, according to Bay News 9. The boy told the news station that he did not threaten the teacher with violence.
Emphasis mine.
Yeah, but
The boy told the news station that he did not threaten the teacher with violence.
Might be the usual "student behaves badly, gets attributed twice more bad stuff than he actually committed". Or might be just as usual "sure, I said I'd beat her up, but I didn't really mean it". Hard to tell.
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@Gąska you expect people who did something bad (especially kids) to just say "oh yeah, I did that all right!" ?? lol
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@Gąska said in Florida Man goes to...:
@Karla said in Florida Man goes to...:
@Tsaukpaetra said in Florida Man goes to...:
Juvie!
Not sure if garage material or...
That title is extremely misleading:
The arrest affidavit claims the boy was disruptive, didn’t follow commands, called school staff racist, and threatened to get the school resource officer and principal fired and to beat the teacher, according to Bay News 9. The boy told the news station that he did not threaten the teacher with violence.
Emphasis mine.
Yeah, but
The boy told the news station that he did not threaten the teacher with violence.
Might be the usual "student behaves badly, gets attributed twice more bad stuff than he actually committed". Or might be just as usual "sure, I said I'd beat her up, but I didn't really mean it". Hard to tell.
That is still very different from the title.
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@Karla technically, it's correct. He did refuse to recite the pledge, and he was arrested.
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@Gąska said in Florida Man goes to...:
@Karla technically, it's correct. He did refuse to recite the pledge, and he was arrested.
I didn't say inaccurate, I said misleading.
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@Gąska said in Florida Man goes to...:
@Karla technically, it's correct. He did refuse to recite the pledge, and he was arrested.
Those sort of technicalities just mean that Snopes would only rank it "mostly false" if it was a right-leaning article. Or, if it's a left-leaning article, "mostly true".
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@boomzilla said in Florida Man goes to...:
Well, he did eventually follow the rule of not sticking your dick in crazy I guess...
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@boomzilla "Naked and Belligerent" Is that a new Discovery Channel show?
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@boomzilla said in Florida Man goes to...:
I was not expecting her to be in that section of the hot/crazy scale...
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...court
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@DogsB said in Florida Man goes to...:
I don't think I've ever seen a Florida Man post that made me so sad.
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@boomzilla that is one of the better mug shots I have ever seen.
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@boomzilla said in Florida Man goes to...:
"Pasco sheriff compares mayor to Marion Barry". I resent that. Barry may have been willing to smoke crack in order to commit adultery, he may have thought he was above petty things like filing taxes, but he never actually shot at anyone.
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@jinpa but did a goddamned bitch set this guy up?
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@boomzilla said in Florida Man goes to...:
@jinpa but did a goddamned bitch set this guy up?
She did (set Barry up). I don't see the problem.
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@Polygeekery said in Florida Man goes to...:
@boomzilla that is one of the better mug shots I have ever seen.
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@boomzilla At least he has shoes on.