GODDAMMIT FUCK YOU DISCORD
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@Gąska said in GODDAMMIT FUCK YOU DISCORD:
@Tsaukpaetra said in GODDAMMIT FUCK YOU DISCORD:
@Gąska said in GODDAMMIT FUCK YOU DISCORD:
@topspin said in GODDAMMIT FUCK YOU DISCORD:
or at least if you're using it professionally you're
Professionals use Slack, which is basically just a slightly less cringy (but still very much cringy) skin for Discord.
I heard they're changing their program's icon.
OMG it's live already.
Sometimes companies don't fuck around with rebranding.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in GODDAMMIT FUCK YOU DISCORD:
@Gąska said in GODDAMMIT FUCK YOU DISCORD:
@Tsaukpaetra said in GODDAMMIT FUCK YOU DISCORD:
@Gąska said in GODDAMMIT FUCK YOU DISCORD:
@topspin said in GODDAMMIT FUCK YOU DISCORD:
or at least if you're using it professionally you're
Professionals use Slack, which is basically just a slightly less cringy (but still very much cringy) skin for Discord.
I heard they're changing their program's icon.
OMG it's live already.
Sometimes companies don't fuck around with rebranding.
Those are usually the ones that fuck up rebranding. Who the hell thought a bunch of disjoint colorful points on transparent background is a good idea!?
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@Gąska said in GODDAMMIT FUCK YOU DISCORD:
@Tsaukpaetra said in GODDAMMIT FUCK YOU DISCORD:
@Gąska said in GODDAMMIT FUCK YOU DISCORD:
@Tsaukpaetra said in GODDAMMIT FUCK YOU DISCORD:
@Gąska said in GODDAMMIT FUCK YOU DISCORD:
@topspin said in GODDAMMIT FUCK YOU DISCORD:
or at least if you're using it professionally you're
Professionals use Slack, which is basically just a slightly less cringy (but still very much cringy) skin for Discord.
I heard they're changing their program's icon.
OMG it's live already.
Sometimes companies don't fuck around with rebranding.
Those are usually the ones that fuck up rebranding. Who the hell thought a bunch of disjoint colorful points on transparent background is a good idea!?
Oh, it's fucked up, but it's also not fucked around.
Or something.
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@Lorne-Kates said in GODDAMMIT FUCK YOU DISCORD:
@_P_ said in GODDAMMIT FUCK YOU DISCORD:
I'm surprised nobody has mentioned this:
The Discord developers deserve to have their nipples slowly peeled with a sewing needle for those stupid fucking ASCII things.
This is a goddamn admin screen.
What do you mean "stupid fucking ASCII things", this is called being a hipster rockstar and a reddit memelord, which presumably is liked by all the young generation on the Internet in this era.
Besides, it's all rooted in Discord culture: the app booting screen shows a bunch of user-submitted jokes, and even every one of their update notes always contains an attempted meme joke per change item. If you have only just realized what discord has always been, you might have been living under a rock.
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@_P_ said in GODDAMMIT FUCK YOU DISCORD:
and even every one of their update notes always contains an attempted meme joke per change item
Oh my god I have to see that.
LAY IT ON ME
- The Discord Overlay now has Text Chat! Continue chatting in servers and DMs without an alt-tab.
- Receive text notifications within game as well with this overlay so you can continue to watch your friends talk about something stupid while playing.
- Send and accept rich presence game invites directly from the overlay. How many times will overlay be written here?
- A lot, because overlay stability is now over 95% up from 75%. If you have historically had issues with the overlay not loading, please try again. We’re changing history here.
- Overlay bugs? More like overlay bugs are fixed, including stuck cursors, alt-tab failing to re-render the overlay, and the pink screen of death. Pink for pain!
(And I didn't even bother to read any further.)
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@Gąska I like it.
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@pie_flavor the cancer?
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There's a reason I use ripcord for accessing Discord.
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@Gąska said in GODDAMMIT FUCK YOU DISCORD:
@_P_ said in GODDAMMIT FUCK YOU DISCORD:
and even every one of their update notes always contains an attempted meme joke per change item
Oh my god I have to see that.
LAY IT ON ME
- The Discord Overlay now has Text Chat! Continue chatting in servers and DMs without an alt-tab.
- Receive text notifications within game as well with this overlay so you can continue to watch your friends talk about something stupid while playing.
- Send and accept rich presence game invites directly from the overlay. How many times will overlay be written here?
- A lot, because overlay stability is now over 95% up from 75%. If you have historically had issues with the overlay not loading, please try again. We’re changing history here.
- Overlay bugs? More like overlay bugs are fixed, including stuck cursors, alt-tab failing to re-render the overlay, and the pink screen of death. Pink for pain!
(And I didn't even bother to read any further.)
That page is outrageously outdated. Let me post the latest one in 20 Dec:
...Yes, they actually managed to constantly out-cringe themselves. Gotta give credit for that.
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Oh, also did I mention their mobile clients are not the same as the PC/web client, despite the entire thing is an electron app so it's supposed to be automatically mulit-platform? It also means something... you've probably guessed it right: iOS and Android clients have their own sets of cringy update notes. Triple cringy.
Meanwhile, the Discord devs are such hipsters they somehow managed to make an electron (aka Node) app accidentally not support Linux. How? Well, Discord for Linux still use the light blue dot on the system tray icon instead of the red one, which is just a simple asset switch. (It has no spell check either even though hunspell and aspell exist.) It's like writing in C# and accidentally not support Windows.
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@_P_ said in GODDAMMIT FUCK YOU DISCORD:
Oh, also did I mention their mobile clients are not the same as the PC/web client, despite the entire thing is an electron app so it's supposed to be automatically mulit-platform?
There's no such thing as automatically multi-platform. Not when one device is 27" screen with mouse and keyboard and the other is 5" touchsceen-only.
Meanwhile, the Discord devs are such hipsters they somehow managed to make an electron (aka Node) app accidentally not support Linux. How? Well, Discord for Linux still use the light blue dot on the system tray icon instead of the red one, which is just a simple asset switch. (It has no spell check either even though hunspell and aspell exist.)
That's not what I'd call "not supporting Linux". It's just minor glitches no one cares about because who uses GUI on Linux anyway.
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@pie_flavor said in GODDAMMIT FUCK YOU DISCORD:
@topspin When your mom needs stress relief, I'm her go-to response.
:proud:
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Apparently I forgot that discord official videos are even worse than those cringy changelogs. Behold their Rich Presence announcement video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ss-IvNjl7JQ
I'm out of words.
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@Gąska said in GODDAMMIT FUCK YOU DISCORD:
- A lot, because overlay stability is now over 95% up from 75%. If you have historically had issues with the overlay not loading, please try again. We’re changing history here.
Stability of 95% up from 75%?
So instead of crashing every 4th mouseclickmove it crashes every 20thclickmove?!?!?
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@topspin
Dude, that's like... FIVE TIMES more stable.You need to get more agile and stop being such a fuddy duddy stick in the mud.
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@_P_ said in GODDAMMIT FUCK YOU DISCORD:
I'm surprised nobody has mentioned this:
Welcome to the forums!
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@Gąska the jokes.
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@Gąska said in GODDAMMIT FUCK YOU DISCORD:
Okay so GMail works. For now. Because while googling about the problem, I've found that many people get the verification request after months of using it.
I suspect this is new due to the influx of porn spam bots that's been hitting servers recently. I know most public servers I administer now require a phone number to even be able to join. Mostly because phone numbers are prohibitively expensive and enough of a hassle to get that bots stay away from them.
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@TwelveBaud Halp.
You win.
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Strangely enough, I can't seem to find out how to manually enter in your phone number into Discord....