Quotes Out of Context
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The North Carolina Court of Appeals said:
The risk of being intentionally assaulted at gunpoint by a coworker is not one which a reasonable person may have contemplated when accepting an information technology job on a presidential campaign.
Hahahahaha, that court is so naïve...
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@kazitor said:
Sure. You wouldn't catch me stroking one or anything.
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@Tsaukpaetra E_CONTEXT_IS_OBVIOUSLY_A_WHITE_CAT
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@Gribnit said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Tsaukpaetra E_CONTEXT_IS_OBVIOUSLY_A_WHITE_CAT
I was thinking a beard, but a specifically-colored feline is acceptable as well...
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@Gribnit
So black pussy it is!
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@izzion said :
stark naked on the back of a unicorn that craps Skittles.
Where did you get the script for the next Avengers movie?
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@stillwater said:
I don't have a problem going down
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@Gąska said :
Ending early usually means bad news.
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@acrow said:
I sometimes dream of having my own little banana
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It sounds more like something that happens regularly with babies.
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The minimum size (with tolerances and exceptions) is a length of 14 cm and a thickness (grade) of 2.7 cm. It specifies minimum standards for specific quality classifications of bananas (Extra, Class I, Class II). Only Extra class bananas have to comply fully with the shape specifications. Class II bananas, for instance are permitted to have "defects of shape"; Class I bananas are permitted only "slight defects of shape". This is not true, however, of the size specifications; sale of bananas below the minimum size is almost always prohibited (with exceptions only for bananas from a few regions where bananas are traditionally smaller).
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Since this is the QooC Thread:
Wikipedia says:
The main provisions of the regulation were that bananas sold as unripened, green bananas should be green and unripened
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@Zecc I do like having my bananas slightly green an unripened, yes. I like the extra hardness and firmness of the younger ones, the older goes softer and are not as nice I find.
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@Atazhaia said in Quotes Out of Context:
I like the extra hardness and firmness of the younger ones, the older goes softer and are not as nice I find.
Time to quote in the... oh.
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@Atazhaia said in Quotes Out of Context:
slightly green
Plantains are never yellow. Only green or black.
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@Luhmann Iirc plantains are not very nice to eat raw, though.
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@Atazhaia
That's why they are used for cooking. In Dutch they are called 'Bakbanaan' or the banana you grill.
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@Luhmann said in Quotes Out of Context:
Bakbanaan
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@remi said:
fondle the nozzles for a few seconds after showering to break the vacuum
When you fondle the nozzle, the vacuum doesn't break. It just moves into your soul.
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@Applied-Mediocrity that's... "deep."
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@Luhmann said :
They have holes ... you'll shit
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Overheard in a coffeehouse without context:
Ok, so we've compromised the server...
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@HardwareGeek: If I heard that sentence, I wouldn't drink the coffee.
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@blek said:
Four ejaculating dicks. Glad I'm not the only one...
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@sockpuppet7 said:
@remi ok, I put it back on
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@Benjamin-Hall wrote:
Accurate or not, I blame the Germans.
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@HardwareGeek said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Benjamin-Hall wrote:
Accurate or not, I blame the Germans.
Everyone was on vacation!
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@Gribnit said :
TIL C++ is The Problem...
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@stillwater said :
Looks juicy. On it.
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@mott555 said:
My new hobby is timing double-jumps to intentionally fart the glitter-spray all over my teammates.
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How do you Inspect your Parts?
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@HardwareGeek thoroughly.
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@Joe said:
Pretend I'm losing my mind! heh!... Oh fuck, I accidentally exited. I went through a door...
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@stillwater said:
we're all gonna end up in quotes out of context
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@heterodox said:
You'd be surprised how little age matters if you start early
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@kazitor
Yeesh, man, if you're gonna QOOC, you could at least include the lewd part...@stillwater said:
Wow we're all gonna end up in quotes out of context with this whole dick ball
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@izzion
that_is_the_joke.docx
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@dkf said:
suddenly 200 sports fans come
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@Gąska said:
USA is the only country where it's broken.
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@kazitor I never said that.
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@Gąska I thought maybe it wasn't actually funny – should I restore it?
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@kazitor yes, and delete this one because talking about jokes takes energy away from jokes.
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@Tsaukpaetra said :
Sometimes you just feel things coming.
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@Rhywden said:
1000+ gender study
I don't think Tumblr has invented that many genders.
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