The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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Popehat converses with a binary forex trader:
https://www.popehat.com/2018/11/30/graaaaaaaaaannnnnnnntttttttttttt/
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@boomzilla
I feel so bad for Popehat, Grant left him hanging with that "thing of unknown composition approximately 180lbs in weight" to move all by himself
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@obeselymorbid
Not how I imagined @Polygeekery
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@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Popehat converses with a binary forex trader:
https://www.popehat.com/2018/11/30/graaaaaaaaaannnnnnnntttttttttttt/
Is it that difficult to move a dozen or so small papers?
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@Luhmann I've been tanning.
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@Polygeekery
Drinking copious amounts of brown liquid is not generally considered tanning
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@Luhmann I suspect there could be overlap but I am still looking for a free source for the tanning agents:
https://pubs.niaaa.nih.gov/publications/AA72/AA72.htmYep, acetaldehyde.
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If gas gauge manufacturers followed printer cartridge manufacturer practices:
@obeselymorbid said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
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@Polygeekery
Didn't know you went in for the Amy Carmichael look.
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@obeselymorbid they might be counting in binary on an ordinary unmutated hand you know.
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Someone was looking for cats on the Internet...
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@Polygeekery That is too accurate.
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Forum member trying to make a mod do work by flagging a post. 2018, colorized.
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@bb36e I bet someone out there actually has randomcorp s description on their website for real.
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@bb36e So he's at a clojure conference and taking the piss. Sweeet.
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@pie_flavor change the font from Morse to times new Roman
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@Luhmann said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Polygeekery
Drinking copious amounts of brown liquid is not generally considered tanningAre you calling @Polygeekery a shit eater?
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@pie_flavor Now I wonder if our inhouse source control will take emoji comments. Given how some of our systems treat Chinese names, I don't think well of my chances, because it's probably not on unicode.
Hm, if I dig up how to connect to the database I could just query it for the configured character set.
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@Jaloopa said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Luhmann said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Polygeekery
Drinking copious amounts of brown liquid is not generally considered tanningAre you calling @Polygeekery a shit eater?
Obviously not since I said drinking, not eating.
Maybe it's blended or only the runs or something. I'm not going to investigate his shit drinking habits in detail.
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@PleegWat said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@pie_flavor Now I wonder if our inhouse source control will take emoji comments. Given how some of our systems treat Chinese names, I don't think well of my chances, because it's probably not on unicode.
Hm, if I dig up how to connect to the database I could just query it for the configured character set.
GitLab supports shrug and table flip on tickets etc., and I’m sure I’ve used at least something like the shrug one in SVN commit messages before.
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@Polygeekery said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I've watched this seventeen times and still do not understand....
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@Tsaukpaetra Pan hat man got RIPed.
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@pie_flavor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra Pan hat man got RIPed.
Moving the words around did not help.
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@Tsaukpaetra What makes a light that bright in that flashing pattern? And would be affected by a metal pan?
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@Tsaukpaetra pan hat man used a pan to shelter from the rain, then there was a lightning strike. One may assume that his pan, being above his head, was one of the highest sources of metal around and therefore may well have acted as a lightning rod
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@Jaloopa said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra pan hat man used a pan to shelter from the rain, then there was a lightning strike. One may assume that his pan, being above his head, was one of the highest sources of metal around and therefore may well have acted as a lightning rod
I assumed he was shot!
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@Jaloopa :captain_obvious: or it might have been staged, considering why else would that person have walked behind the other while filming, and as if lightning would strike a poorly-earth pan on the street of a city
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@kazitor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
poorly-earth pan
on the contrary ... if lightning stroke it would have been perfectly earthed.
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@Zecc huh. There's so much stuff out there it can be quite difficult not to misapply one's scepticism.
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@Jaloopa I'm pretty sure he was using it as a shelter from the hail.
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