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@Polygeekery said in Nope:
https://twitter.com/KabouniFilms/status/1075429086904881152?s=19
I must be out of my mind, but at 4am this shit is hilarious!
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@Tsaukpaetra said in Nope:
@Polygeekery said in Nope:
https://twitter.com/KabouniFilms/status/1075429086904881152?s=19
I must be out of my mind, but at 4am this shit is hilarious!
I don't honestly see what the difference would be.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in Nope:
@Polygeekery said in Nope:
https://twitter.com/KabouniFilms/status/1075429086904881152?s=19
I must be out of my mind, but at 4am this shit is hilarious!
I don't honestly see what the difference would be.
That's what makes you a terrible liar.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in Nope:
@Tsaukpaetra said in Nope:
@Polygeekery said in Nope:
https://twitter.com/KabouniFilms/status/1075429086904881152?s=19
I must be out of my mind, but at 4am this shit is hilarious!
I don't honestly see what the difference would be.
That's what makes you a terrible liar.
I see Nickelback as being so moe as to be intrinsically anime already.
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@Polygeekery said in Nope:
https://twitter.com/KabouniFilms/status/1075429086904881152?s=19
In case you missed it:
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@Gribnit said in Words or images that are not euphemisms for penises:
@RaceProUK said in Words or images that are not euphemisms for penises:
Challenge.
A Wisconsin gentleman, prior to marriage, had decided to have his fiancee's name, "Wendy", tattooed on his penis. This left only "W.." and "..y" visible in the flaccid state. They honeymooned in Jamaica, where he had occasion to use the urinal. Noting that the gentleman next to him also had a "W" and "y" visibly tattooed in corresponding locations, he asked "Is your wife's name Wendy too"? To which he received the reply "No mon. Says "Welcome to Jamaica, have a nice day"".
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@boomzilla said in Nope:
@Gribnit said in Words or images that are not euphemisms for penises:
@RaceProUK said in Words or images that are not euphemisms for penises:
Challenge.
A Wisconsin gentleman, prior to marriage, had decided to have his fiancee's name, "Wendy", tattooed on his penis. This left only "W.." and "..y" visible in the flaccid state. They honeymooned in Jamaica, where he had occasion to use the urinal. Noting that the gentleman next to him also had a "W" and "y" visibly tattooed in corresponding locations, he asked "Is your wife's name Wendy too"? To which he received the reply "No mon. Says "Welcome to Jamaica, have a nice day"".His fluffer must have poorly sucked.
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@boomzilla Lies. I can clearly see some un-tattooed areas of skin left on his face, the top of his head, and the bottoms of his feet.
edit: also his fingers, toes, ears, and nipples.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in Nope:
@boomzilla said in Nope:
@Gribnit said in Words or images that are not euphemisms for penises:
@RaceProUK said in Words or images that are not euphemisms for penises:
Challenge.
A Wisconsin gentleman, prior to marriage, had decided to have his fiancee's name, "Wendy", tattooed on his penis. This left only "W.." and "..y" visible in the flaccid state. They honeymooned in Jamaica, where he had occasion to use the urinal. Noting that the gentleman next to him also had a "W" and "y" visibly tattooed in corresponding locations, he asked "Is your wife's name Wendy too"? To which he received the reply "No mon. Says "Welcome to Jamaica, have a nice day"".His fluffer must have poorly sucked.
Um, how much does anyone want to repeatedly jam or have jammed a needle into an area containing blood under pressure?
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@boomzilla Lies. I can clearly see some un-tattooed areas of skin left on his face, the top of his head, and the bottoms of his feet.
Also the sclera have been totally ignored.
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@pie_flavor Wow, it seems almost worth horribly mutilating some poor bastard to get a set of those.
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Require more LAMP
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@Tsaukpaetra needs more
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@Tsaukpaetra needs more
[omitted]I got in 19 levels before I gave up and viewed raw. And suck on it, I don't have to close them when quoting!
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@kazitor oh, you don't. not with that tag at least.
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@Gribnit It really screws up text selection though – I can't select anything that is both before and after the details.
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@kazitor Some things are screwier than others.
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@Tsaukpaetra needs more
[omitted]I got in 19 levels before I gave up and viewed raw. And suck on it, I don't have to close them when quoting!
That's like 16 levels more than I did.
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Don't know where to post this, so here it goes:
https://twitter.com/officialmcafee/status/1081227394810290176
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Don't know where to post this, so here it goes:
https://twitter.com/officialmcafee/status/1081227394810290176
Not to mention the wale is also properly dead....
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@Tsaukpaetra Dead or dying just based on the fact it's beached - beached whales don't live long.
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@topspin Why fuck dead whales when there's plenty of willing, horny dolphins out there?
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I'm conflicted...
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/343179077747736587/531076820989116447/image0.jpg
On the one hand, would still fuck. On the other.... Who is that creature? Son of Anon?
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Bro-fist ---- wait, no... No!!!
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@anonymous234 said in Nope:
@topspin Why fuck dead whales when there's plenty of willing, horny dolphins out there?
Dolphins can't be fucking trusted.
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@pie_flavor That looks so painful I bet that guy beat the crap out of the trophy wife turned him onto that doctor, maybe even threw her a hate-fuck to teach her a lesson
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@Tsaukpaetra That's actually amazing.
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@boomzilla said in Nope:
How many safety mechanisms needed to fail for that to happen?
Answer: none: there aren't any such things.
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@Tsaukpaetra That's one big horse
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@PJH That's minuscule! I've seen bigger on the shower curtain. Why, I've probably seen bigger cellar spiders inside the shower!
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@kazitor I had a good-sized one inside my towel the other day, and I didn't notice until it ran all over me while drying off.
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@kazitor I had a good-sized one inside my towel the other day, and I didn't notice until it ran all over me while drying off.
Did it make you wet yourself?