Quotes Out of Context
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@Gąska Good point. I haven't seen her since July.
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@HardwareGeek said:
It's not the ordinary holiday fruitcake
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@HardwareGeek said:
They're not my favorite nuts
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@Groaner said:
I hear it's much easier to get into a closet than out of one, anyway.
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@izzion said in Quotes Out of Context:
@HardwareGeek said:
They're not my favorite nuts
His? Not mine? Were mine too obvious?
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@Karla
I try not to guess at who on this forum does or does not have nuts, so I cannot speak to how obvious yours are.
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@izzion I believe they're less the 'walnut' variant of nut and more the 'coconut' variant of nut.
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Some guy at work said:
I don't want to disturb your balls too much
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@Jaloopa he wants to disturb them just a little.
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@Jaloopa
Did you set him straight with:"We don't have balls at this company."
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@pie_flavor said in Quotes Out of Context:
@izzion I believe they're less the 'walnut' variant of nut and more the 'coconut' variant of nut.
Sounds like some major blue balls.
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You see, people are not more "important" than transistors.
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@pie_flavor someone remind @admiral_p of the First Law.
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@topspin said in Quotes Out of Context:
@pie_flavor said in Quotes Out of Context:
@izzion I believe they're less the 'walnut' variant of nut and more the 'coconut' variant of nut.
Sounds like some major blue balls.
I was going to say that I didn't think that was what he was talking about...
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@Karla I would think that half coconuts would probably be a more appropriate comparison, although probably not the right size (or density)...
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@Gąska said in Quotes Out of Context:
@pie_flavor someone remind @admiral_p of the First Law.
Energy is conserved?
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@topspin said in Quotes Out of Context:
@Gąska said in Quotes Out of Context:
@pie_flavor someone remind @admiral_p of the First Law.
Energy is conserved?
No, the other one.
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@Jaloopa said in Quotes Out of Context:
Some guy at work said:
I don't want to disturb your balls too much
Maybe he's teasing and really wants to disturb them a lot?
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@loopback0 or maybe he's sharing ideas of cool mods for colleague's Newton's cradle and loudly thinks how it'd impact the conservation of energy thing. Not everything has to be an allusion to sex organs.
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@Gąska said in Quotes Out of Context:
Not everything has to be an allusion to sex organs.
It doesn't have to be...
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@Gąska said:
everything has to be an allusion to sex organs
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@anotherusername I can even provide photographic evidence.
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@admiral_p said:
bite me once in a while
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@Karla said :
which probably gets wider as you age
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@anotherusername said in Quotes Out of Context:
organs
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@anotherusername said:
I could be hard
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@topspin said:
I'm not sure we're quite agreeing on who should be paying whom for this to happen.
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@Gąska said in Quotes Out of Context:
@topspin said:
I'm not sure we're quite agreeing on who should be paying whom for this to happen.
Happens too often alright.
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@Gąska The pimp didn't like my argument.
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@stillwater said in:
I'm putting my dick in a blender
Don't do it man1!
1 Relatively safe assumption
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@Zecc said in Quotes Out of Context:
Relatively safe assumption
If they seriously consider putting their dick in a blender, chances are they aren't.
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@Gąska Or that the dick isn't really theirs?
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Edit: Not 5 minutes after I posted this, Mein Teil started playing. Crop circles are real, etc. etc.
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@remi I have so many questions.
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@dkf said :
Biology is even messier than you thought.
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@e4tmyl33t said
which makes it hard as fuck to get your hand in there to pop out the
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I get to be the big spoon because, goddamnit, I'm not gay.
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@Gąska said:
quite a few blog posts with very suggestive titles have popped up while I was googling for all these other things.
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@Tsaukpaetra's Dad said:
Have you been bit since you've started putting that light between your legs?
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@Tsaukpaetra We need to start a thread around just this. There is too much in here to just leave it alone to die in the quotes out of context thread.
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@Tsaukpaetra said:
Threads are free!
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@anonymous234 said
just make sure they don't swallow
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@Gąska said:
British female PMs always getting blamed for everything
British PMs looks... interesting
the blame sticks with British female PMs
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@Applied-Mediocrity The difference letter capitalization makes, isn't it?
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@Zecc
I was wondering is it is or is it ain't Off By One, but decided to imagine I'm typing on Apple II instead.
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@Applied-Mediocrity said in Quotes Out of Context:
I was wondering is it is or is it ain't
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@boomzilla said:
I would possibly become violent if someone forced me into this position.
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@Lorne-Kates said:
That is the most egregious use of the word "relatively" outside of an incest orgy.
But how do you know this for sure?
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@dkf said in Quotes Out of Context:
But how do you know this for sure?
Statistical sampling ... although the research clearly needs more government funding