The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@masonwheeler I have a sinking feeling about their food quality...
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@masonwheeler Do they do ice in their drinks?
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@Benjamin-Hall Their iceberg lettuce salads, though, are to die for.
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@pie_flavor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Benjamin-Hall Their iceberg lettuce salads, though, are to die for.
Aren't they a bit watery?
Alternate joke: Well, at least they're good for the heart so that my heart will go on.
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@Benjamin-Hall for Celine Dion reference.
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@loopback0 Not sure if I should up- or downvote for that. I think I'll counter it with this:
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https://i.imgur.com/rDwvNCS.jpg
Eh, is it better than lotion?
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Life imitates art.
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Wonder Woman, enjoying her retirement
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@El_Heffe She's actually aged surprisingly well, for someone who fought in WWI!
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@El_Heffe said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Wonder Woman, enjoying her retirement
Oh shit, is that bag what I think it is???!?
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@Tsaukpaetra
Also note how Loki is pointing
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@Luhmann said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra
Also note how Loki is pointingI also just noticed the odd piece of paper stuck on her boots.
Having stared for quite a bit, I'm also questioning why she apparently chose to go bra-less. Is that not uncomfortable?
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
paper stuck
She just imitates a random president as a side job
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@Luhmann said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
paper stuck
She just imitates a random president as a side
jboobFTFY.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Luhmann said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
She just imitates a random president as a
sidekneejboobFTFY
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Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
m also questioning why she apparently chose to go bra-less. Is that not uncomfortable?
Now that you mentioned this...they look too structured (for lack of a better word) to not be in a bra...but too low to be in one.
So I'm completely fucking confused.
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@El_Heffe said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
To get to the other side?
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@El_Heffe said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
interstate highways in Hawaii
They are prepared for the day the bridge is finished
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@Luhmann said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@El_Heffe said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
interstate highways in Hawaii
They are prepared for the day the bridge is finished
A guy finds a genie who lets him make a wish.
"I have a house in Hawaii but I hate flying. Make me a highway that goes from the continent to Hawaii."
Genie says "This is too difficult. Just imagine all the concrete, tarmac, supports in the ocean. Make another wish."
"OK then. You see, I'm pretty well-off, I have already had four wives, gave each of them everything and they still weren't satisfied. So make me understand women."
Genie, after a bit of hesitation: "Will 4 lanes be enough?"
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@obeselymorbid I notice a slight theme to your jokes
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@Jaloopa said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
What?
NyQuil is some form of medication. I don't recall what, but probably not something you'd consume in large quantities.
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@Jaloopa said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
What?
Is it not obvious? It's a pie made with cherries and Cherry-flavored NyQuil filling!
You know, for sleep-aid emergencies...
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@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
m also questioning why she apparently chose to go bra-less. Is that not uncomfortable?
Now that you mentioned this...they look too structured (for lack of a better word) to not be in a bra...but too low to be in one.
So I'm completely fucking confused.
My best working theory is that that's a rigid bra that failed to stay up.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
NyQuil
Ink for feather based pens from a company based in New York?
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@Jaloopa said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
NyQuil
Ink for feather based pens from a company based in New York?
Isn't NyQuil that guy with the theorem that says you need to take cough medication at least twice as often as you could catch a cold?
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@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Jaloopa said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
NyQuil
Ink for feather based pens from a company based in New York?
Isn't NyQuil that guy with the theorem that says you need to take cough medication at least twice as often as you could catch a cold?
They charge as though that's the case, anyway.
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@PleegWat said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Jaloopa said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
What?
NyQuil is some form of medication. I don't recall what, but probably not something you'd consume in large quantities.
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@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@El_Heffe said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
To get to the other side?
How many sides does an archipelago have, anyway?
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@PleegWat said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Jaloopa said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
What?
NyQuil is some form of medication. I don't recall what, but probably not something you'd consume in large quantities.
Side effects include: drowsiness, so the joke is that it's going to put everyone to sleep after the meal (because the turkey wouldn't already, I guess).
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@anotherusername said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
because the turkey wouldn't already, I guess
Correct. There's nothing special about Turkey that makes you sleepy. Well, more than any other country in any case...
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@anotherusername said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
How many sides does an archipelago have, anyway?
Pretty sure the riddle is "how many sides does an egg have".
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Baywatch: Russian Edition
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@El_Heffe said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Baywatch: Russian Edition
She looks like she needs resuscitation!
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@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@anotherusername said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
How many sides does an archipelago have, anyway?
Pretty sure the riddle is "how many sides does an egg have".
Two: An inside and an outside.
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@PleegWat said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@anotherusername said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
How many sides does an archipelago have, anyway?
Pretty sure the riddle is "how many sides does an egg have".
Two: An inside and an outside.
What about a dark side?
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
What about a dark side?
It's not a story the Jedi would tell you.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
What about a dark side?
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