The Official Status Thread
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@stillwater I'm keeping my sideburns until further notice, though.
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@pie_flavor said in The Official Status Thread:
@stillwater I'm keeping my sideburns until further notice, though.
mutton chops
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Status: An unknown infirmity is preventing preoper operatopon o f thee normalitve system cognition tier2. Please allow anyiviral agents time to repair damages to the infrasturacture beofore contnunienunig ineretactions with sthe system interface.
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@Tsaukpaetra Are you @anotherusername -ing?
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@stillwater said in The Official Status Thread:
@Tsaukpaetra Are you @anotherusername -ing?
No. My hands are verty tuwchy ight now and it's aarthgog to go and fix it when can hrdlyt hinkl.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
hinkl
hhstatus: hh wondereing if i could have nna fxx for google play card intermitent streamin.
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@stillwater Specifically the part in front of his ear. No neck beard here.
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Statistics: fuck me why did I agree to do this presentation
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@Tsaukpaetra get something to eat. Sometimes I just put off eating for long enough that I start feeling all cold and shaky
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@bb36e said in The Official Status Thread:
@Tsaukpaetra get something to eat. Sometimes I just put off eating for long enough that I start feeling all cold and shaky
Regularly scheduled mealtime next: 10 hours, 12 minutes.
Determine available snack compatibility list.... .. .... ............
- Chicken Nuggets
- Pudding
Preparing task sequence for null, ETXC: 12 minutes.
Begin segmentation insertion, please wait.
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@Tsaukpaetra Task complete.
??status: ?? Ate 11 pieces of chicken nuggets, drank 4 oz Mountain Dew (Plain) and 12 oz plain filtered w.ater
.acertan no fold tempereature above normal. nsuficnietn resources to receive daignotics report action.
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Spoilered for your scrolling pleasure
Status: College as all living fuck.
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@pie_flavor Are you hoarding caffeine in case there's an apocalypse? why so much caffeine?
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@pie_flavor
E_NO_BEER
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@stillwater
That's like 2 days supply for a college student...
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@bb36e said in The Official Status Thread:
I start feeling all cold and shaky
I often feel cold and shaky.
Oh, nevermind... Canadian weather
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@pie_flavor said in The Official Status Thread:
Spoilered for your scrolling pleasure
Status: College as all living fuck.
I went into a-fib just from looking at that.
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@stillwater said in The Official Status Thread:
@pie_flavor Are you hoarding caffeine in case there's an apocalypse? why so much caffeine?
Costco. And 100% of that is other people's; I stuck with the meal plan.
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@pie_flavor I see absolutely no fruits anywhere. Is this textbook student diet in which case this fridge fits right in.
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@stillwater No, it's food student diet, textbooks aren't as nutritious. But yes this is a college dorm.
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Status: Why is
foo*.bar
not matchingfoo - bar
?Dammit, I suck at regex...
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@izzion try "fooooooooooooo-bar" that should get matched, also "fo_bar", although likely by now you've identified the problem.
In other, related, news, try finding a
glob
library for Java, it's hard. But glob is where * can represent anything on its own.
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Status: Classes have started. First is English class, where the teacher has mentioned Trump five times in five different contexts and it's only been forty minutes. I have a sinking feeling about the rest of the year.
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@pie_flavor Be sure not to learn anything.
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@Gribnit said in The Official Status Thread:
@pie_flavor Be sure not to learn anything.
I shall try.
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@pie_flavor said in The Official Status Thread:
Status: Classes have started. First is English class, where the teacher has mentioned Trump five times in five different contexts and it's only been forty minutes. I have a sinking feeling about the rest of the year.
I'm guessing it was entirely in positive contexts?
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@Benjamin-Hall Nope.
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@pie_flavor said in The Official Status Thread:
English class, where the teacher has mentioned Trump five times in five different contexts and it's only been forty minutes.
Because Trump is completely and unequivocally related to English.
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@Tsaukpaetra One of our first assignments is to analyze a Trump tweet of our choosing.
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@pie_flavor said in The Official Status Thread:
@Tsaukpaetra One of our first assignments is to analyze a Trump tweet of our choosing.
With this context, I'm assuming that agreeing with what he said would not be the wisest plan of action (at least if you value your grade)?
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@pie_flavor said in The Official Status Thread:
@Tsaukpaetra One of our first assignments is to analyze a Trump tweet of our choosing.
You should analyze covfefe
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@Benjamin-Hall I just have to pick my words carefully.
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@pie_flavor said in The Official Status Thread:
analyze a Trump tweet of our choosing.
I got one:
Should be fairly straightforward.
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
Should be fairly straightforward.
Lies, damned lies, and statistics
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@Benjamin-Hall We were assigned the classic two-jars experiment in a biology survey. I chose to support a spontaneous generation interpretation. I got an A.
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@TimeBandit said in The Official Status Thread:
@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
Should be fairly straightforward.
Lies, damned lies, and statistics
Yes, the rate of lies has certainly doubled its growth.
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@Tsaukpaetra Moore's Law is applicable to the US now?
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:
@pie_flavor said in The Official Status Thread:
English class, where the teacher has mentioned Trump five times in five different contexts and it's only been forty minutes.
Because Trump is completely and unequivocally related to English.
But not necessarily legitimately related.
Filed under: Bastard
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@Atazhaia said in The Official Status Thread:
@Tsaukpaetra Moore's Law is applicable to the US now?
Well, until California and Florida schism and sink into the ocean...
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Status: Got back from driving 600 miles from Germany at 2am this morning. Cat joined me for a snooze and he purrs like a diesel generator so I've just slept for 20 hours straight.
Feel pretty good now but it's almost time to go back to bed. Maybe some food first...
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Status: Learning more than I really want to know about undoing stuff in git.
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@HardwareGeek said in The Official Status Thread:
Status: Learning more than I really want to know about undoing stuff in git.
Want to upvote, but that really needs a
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Status: I have a confession to make.
I put carolina reaper powder on a ribeye.
It was good. Would recommend.
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Status: So it turns out I'm a legendary Australian bush-robber. There was even a movie made of my exploits. Who knew?
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Status: Replacing Master Server's hacky implementation of rate limiting with a different rate limiter.
I have no idea if it will be any more efficient (chances are, maybe not), but we'll see.
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status: why in the fuck do I have physics lab, the most boring class in existence, from 4:30 to 7:20
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@pie_flavor said in The Official Status Thread:
status: why in the fuck do I have physics lab, the most boring class in existence, from 4:30 to 7:20
What kind of physics are we talking about? Physics and boring in the same sentence sounds jarring.
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@stillwater General Physics. "A calculus-based treatment of particle kinematics and dynamics, work, energy, momentum, rotational motion, equilibrium, and simple harmonic motion."