The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@agentdenton said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
equate emojis with cancer
Good!
@agentdenton said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
9gag
Very less good.
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@pleegwat said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Why do y'all keep posting that image.
Because it appears to be grossing out others ...
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Also does flipping the image make it less gross?
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@luhmann said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Also does flipping the image make it less gross?
No. It's like it's stuck to the ceiling now, just waiting to fall on your head...or drip mayonnaise down the back of your neck.
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@cursorkeys said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
drip mayonnaise
I'm not convinced it's only mayonnaise
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A story that loosely goes with the McMayo.
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@luhmann said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@cursorkeys said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
drip mayonnaise
I'm not convinced it's only mayonnaise
Someone needs to lick it and see.
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@agentdenton They also do nothing but steal other people's work without attribution and if you give them ad revenue then fuck you.
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@el_heffe said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I am thoroughly confused by this image. The use of "Shite" and "You bastard" would seem to indicate England. However, the way the car is parked seems to suggest that the driver was driving on the right side of the road.
So it's either a one way street, or the text was written by an English immigrant living somewhere else.
This is, obviously, a crucial piece of information and I cannot enjoy the joke without knowing. Please advise.
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@onyx said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
would seem to indicate England. However, the way the car is parked seems to suggest that the driver was driving on the right side of the road.
I don't know about the UK, but lots of people here in the US park on either side of the street, especially on one-way roads.
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@mott555 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I don't know about the UK, but lots of people here in the US park on either side of the street, especially on one-way roads
Fair enough, but this would mean the driver went through the trouble of making a U-turn just to park like that (if it's a two-way street, that is).
Also, fuck this forum, why are people needlessly analyzing my needless analyses?
Filed under: Also, fuck English and its
spellingnot being able to decide on whether to use an S or a Z
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@onyx said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Fair enough, but this would mean the driver went through the trouble of making a U-turn just to park like that (if it's a two-way street, that is).
Or they just drove to the other side of the road.
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@loopback0 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Or they just drove to the other side of the road.
Why did they...
Oh, wait, this is not the bad jokes thread...
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@anotherusername Would be more believable a title if the sign didn't clearly have two very different times for them.
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@onyx said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
but this would mean the driver went through the trouble of making a U-turn just to park like that
No, they're just a bit shit as a driver.
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@scarlet_manuka said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@anotherusername Would be more believable a title if the sign didn't clearly have two very different times for them.
There's always next year, I guess?
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@scarlet_manuka said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@anotherusername Would be more believable a title if the sign didn't clearly have two very different times for them.
Our Lady Of Inappropriate Precision:
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I had a spare minute.
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@mott555 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Erufael Seems like coincidence. I've never actually seen it correspond with what's in the wrapper, and I've seen some wrappers that say one thing on top and another on the bottom so I always thought it was just advertising.
It's supposed to correspond if it was wrapped correctly.
There's also a row of little symbols for some of the major ingredients (lettuce, tomato, pickle, cheese, bacon, mayo, ketchup, mustard), so they can mark the most common special orders directly on the wrapper with a grease pencil. Most places now just tape a little printout of receipt paper to the wrapper that shows what was requested.
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@anotherusername said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@mott555 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Erufael Seems like coincidence. I've never actually seen it correspond with what's in the wrapper, and I've seen some wrappers that say one thing on top and another on the bottom so I always thought it was just advertising.
They wrap it so that the correct label is on "top"; one wrapper can be used on 4 different products that way. But that wrapper seems to be entirely McChicken: Spicy McChicken (top), Hot 'n Spicy McChicken (bottom), something else McChicken (left), and completely covered by mayo (right). Unless maybe that one on the right is Filet o Fish and that just happens to be what the sandwich is.
Spicy McChicken and Hot 'n' Spicy McChicken are the same thing. IIRC, the yellow wrapper is used for plain McChickens, Hot 'n' Spicy McChickens, Filet-o'-Fish, and basic cheeseburgers.
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@zecc :( it was. I'll fix it.
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@djls45 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Spicy McChicken and Hot 'n' Spicy McChicken are the same thing.
No, the Hot 'n Spicy McChicken is a spicier version of the Spicy McChicken. The Spicy McChicken is the "normal" one, but in some regions (wusses!) it's replaced with a milder version that's just called McChicken.
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@anotherusername Guys, this is the Funny Thread not the -about-McDonald's-Wrapping-Thread. That one is
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Dear @rhywden,
Every thread is the ry thread.
Sincerely,
HardwareGeek, Viscount Pedantic Dickweed of the Most Noble Order of the Garter
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@loopback0 If they filled them all up with beer, then they would indeed be (for a while) a heavy product, but you'd get lots of people volunteering to assist reduce the weight…
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@dkf Just over 11kg isn't particularly heavy, although trying to carry 20 full pint tumblers of beer would be a bit tricky.
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@anotherusername said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@masonwheeler said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Over a year later, a week or two after getting home from my honeymoon, I get a notice that she finally accepted my friend request.
Sure. She no longer had to worry about an ulterior motive.
Plus she now has to keep an eye on him.
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@zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@gąska More like:
los angeles => California: women in bikinis and gay men, earthquakes, the Golden Gate bridge
what? => down south: desert, Las Vegas, the Grand Canyon; up north: forests, cabins in the middle of nowhere where people go to hide from the world
yee haw => Texas; oil, white people wearing white hats and carrying guns
disney world => Florida: retirees, hurricanes, Cubans who swam across
new york => New York, The Bronx, that city with the elevated railroads
That's pretty much how I see it, and I live here.
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@polygeekery Hah, there's some gold in that thread.
"And the Fifth Seal opened, and it was... Jean shorts, only upside down? What does that even mean?"
"Just write it down, John. I'm sure they'll understand when the time comes."“It has pockets, girls!”
“Wait...”
“I SAID IT HAS POCKETS, GIRLS”"Hey, Women. You said you wanted bigger pockets on your jeans. We heard you."
"They finally give women pockets and they can't even use them because they're upside down!"
I guess shame on us. We weren’t specific.
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@polygeekery I was missing context. Turns out you need to actually see the rest of the pictures.
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@polygeekery linked in the comments:
The girl's pretty cute. The pants...
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@zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I was missing context.
If @ben_lubar would fix the One box so it would show tweets better then things would make more sense. Damnit Ben.
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@benjamin-hall said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
The girl's pretty cute.
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@benjamin-hall said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@polygeekery linked in the comments:
The girl's pretty cute. The pants...
Chafing and foggy crotch is all I can think about.