The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
-
@hardwaregeek said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
In certain Social "Science" fields, they might be world experts in things that exist only in their imaginations.
How is this different from mathematics?
-
@hardwaregeek said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Since they are, in some sense, both scientists and philosophers, do they have the knowledge of scientists or that of philosophers?
<serious answer> They've actually added to the sum of human knowledge and proved that they really have done so to two other people; that's the requirement for a PhD. </serious answer>
-
-
Not sure . . this may belong in the Bad Ideas thread.
-
-
Actual answer to this: If you try calling me, I'll probably just stare at the phone waiting for it to end ringing. There's nothing worse than phone calls in public.
-
@xaade said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Would you wear this muzzle around the office for private calling?
Only at my weekend job at the sex shop...
-
@pjh
I though I knew you from somewhere ...
-
@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Actual answer to this: If you try calling me, I'll probably just stare at the phone waiting for it to end ringing. There's nothing worse than phone calls in public.
I got some calls recently from what Google Voice's transcript claims is "Microsoft a drawer" and "Microsoft Asher" citing my "recent interest". I haven't even thought about Azure for a few months.
-
Was getting called part of your plan?
Of course!
-
-
I was just drooling at that meat he was holding the entire time...
-
@tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I was just drooling at that meat he was holding the entire time...
Nope.
Now, if it had been cooked....
-
@scarlet_manuka said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I was just drooling at that meat he was holding the entire time...
Nope.
Now, if it had been cooked....
Oh. You meant for eating....
-
When you see it...
-
-
@tsaukpaetra having spent some time in California, I actually didn't mind the vegan food! I got a burger with mac and cheese and fries, and except for the terrible beet ketchup they had (gotta be different, I guess...), I thought it tasted good. Different, but good! it was good!!
-
-
@brisingraerowing said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
beet ketchup
after doing some research, this seems to be mildly popular. it's probably an acquired taste, but as with coffee, I don't think this is a taste that I'll end up acquiring.
-
@bb36e It might be delicious in its own way (I don't know; I've never tried it, and I'm not particularly inclined to seek it out), but using the designation "ketchup" invokes certain expectations regarding flavor that it seems unlikely to meet, leading to disappointment.
-
@bb36e said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@brisingraerowing said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
beet ketchup
after doing some research, this seems to be mildly popular. it's probably an acquired taste, but as with coffee, I don't think this is a taste that I'll end up acquiring.
Goddamn. Leave it to fucking vegans to manage to produce fucking awful vegan subtitutes to fucking ruin ketchup -- a condiment which is already fucking vegan!
-
-
-
@anotherusername said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
a condiment which is already fucking vegan!
I just grabbed a bottle of ketchup out of the refrigerator and looked at the label. The only ingredient that could possibly be non-vegan is the oh-so-informative "natural flavors."
-
@jbert said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
When you see it...
Ehr, no?
Look again. You know what the chess pieces are named, right?
@hardwaregeek said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@anotherusername said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
a condiment which is already fucking vegan!
I just grabbed a bottle of ketchup out of the refrigerator and looked at the label. The only ingredient that could possibly be non-vegan is the oh-so-informative "natural flavors."
Well, apparently really strict vegans do not consume sugar that has been processed using bone char...
-
@anotherusername said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Well, apparently really strict vegans do not consume sugar that has been processed using bone char...
damn that's crazy, I understand not drinking cow juice because they gotta juice the cows to get it but that seems really strict...
-
@anotherusername said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Well, apparently really strict vegans do not consume sugar that has been processed using bone char...
Well, the bottle I looked at had high fructose corn syrup, not sugar per se, so
-
@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
ok what the fuck
why would someone go to the effort of not cropping out the attribution and then just scribble all over it?
Anyway, here's the original tweet.
-
except maybe un Canada?
-
@tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
When you see it...
Five fingers, no thumb?
Mis-named chess pieces?
-
-
@pjh said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Five fingers, no thumb?
Eh, bad perspective.
@pjh said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Mis-named chess pieces?
Bingo!
Which is funny, it's correct everywhere but the static-image used for the box texture.
-
@tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
When you see it...
This is the funny stuff thread, man.
I see a lot of errors in the picture, but none that I would find funny.
-
@bulb said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
When you see it...
This is the funny stuff thread, man.
I see a lot of errors in the picture, but none that I would find funny.
The funny was really that you're supposed to fill in the rest of the saying.
But I suck at humor so it's not surprising....
-
@anotherusername said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
You know what the chess pieces are named, right?
“See this pawn here? This is Dave. We don't talk about what Dave did to that knight last week. Respect Dave, but don't get close.”
-
@dkf said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@anotherusername said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
You know what the chess pieces are named, right?
“See this pawn here? This is Dave. We don't talk about what Dave did to that knight last week. Respect Dave, but don't get close.”
"You can get close, but if you do, make sure you're directly in front of or to the side. That will probably work. And if you manage to get behind, you're in the clear! "
-
-
@pjh said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
or to the side
En passant.
@tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
That will probably work.
-
Status: thinking about promotions at the pawn shop.
-
@dkf said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Dave
-
@ben_lubar said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
why would someone go to the effort of not cropping out the attribution and then just scribble all over it?
Subreddit rules about anonymizing submissions from unverified twitter accounts.
-
@luhmann said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@dkf said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Dave
-
@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@ben_lubar said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
why would someone go to the effort of not cropping out the attribution and then just scribble all over it?
Subreddit rules about anonymizing submissions from unverified twitter accounts.
Mandatory joke stealing? Sounds like a bad idea.
-
@ben_lubar said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@ben_lubar said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
why would someone go to the effort of not cropping out the attribution and then just scribble all over it?
Subreddit rules about anonymizing submissions from unverified twitter accounts.
Mandatory joke stealing? Sounds like a bad idea.
Sounds more like Tweet Theft™
-
@bb36e said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
except for the terrible beet ketchup they had
They do know that tomatoes are fruit, right?
-
@xaade said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@bb36e said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
except for the terrible beet ketchup they had
TheyYou do know thattomatoesvegans are fruitcakes, right?FTFY
-
@izzion said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@xaade said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@bb36e said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
except for the terrible beet ketchup they had
TheyYou do know thattomatoesvegans are fruitcakes, right?FTFY
What does a vegan do if they get a cockroach infestation?
-
@xaade Bugs are different!
BANNEDEXTERMINATED
-
@xaade said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@izzion said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@xaade said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@bb36e said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
except for the terrible beet ketchup they had
TheyYou do know thattomatoesvegans are fruitcakes, right?FTFY
What does a vegan do if they get a cockroach infestation?
-
@pjh The Nope thread is