Quotes Out of Context
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@jaloopa said:
Using @Lorne-Kates is clearly cheating
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@tsaukpaetra said:
really finicky with touch things on that unit
Filed under: At least buy me a drink first
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@izzion said in Quotes Out of Context:
@tsaukpaetra said:
really finicky with touch things on that unit
Filed under: At least buy me a drink first
Oh don't worry about the pad, it gets good use too...
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Edit: what with the double post?
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CNN said:
The President has since distanced himself from Cohen, who was formerly a top confidante, telling Fox News last week that Cohen had overseen "a tiny, tiny little fraction" of his legal work.
Probably the “small hands” fraction of his legal work...
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@polygeekery said:
I am going to regret all of this in the morning, but it will be a good night tonight.
ETATMI: currently experiencing the same kind of regret.
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@polygeekery said:
Don't change my fucks to ducks.
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@anotherusername quoted:
The state is controlling my destiny and my penis.
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Are you happy to see me or is that a Mexican hairless dog in your pocket?
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@karla said :
I end up using my fingers more than I should.
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@timebandit said in Quotes Out of Context:
@karla said :
I end up using my fingers more than I should.
In retrospect, I should have.
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@boomzilla said :
It is my firm policy to only push things with my dick.
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@karla said in Quotes Out of Context:
@timebandit said in Quotes Out of Context:
@karla said :
I end up using my fingers more than I should.
In retrospect, I should have.
She uses her finger a lot in that gif.
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@gąska she even smell them
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"Rammed high and hard by Ovechkin!"
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@gąska said:
Tyy a jak sie w ogole znajdziemy?
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@anotherusername didn't I delete this? I'm pretty sure I deleted this.
And in spite of the topic, I'm obliged to provide the context: I was about to paste a funny picture, but had to message a colleague on Slack fast, but picked a wrong person so I cut the message and pasted where I wanted it to go, then proceeded with pasting the funny picture - or so I thought.
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@gąska You did delete it. I posted it here because it seemed out of context originally.
Also, based on the Google translation, the question seems oddly existential. So it amused me.
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@anotherusername Wait - how the hell did you see deleted post!?
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@gąska I saw it when you posted it, before you deleted it.
And by "I", I mean a userscript that I wrote.
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@boner said:
It's 12 inches and when I turn it on half the office get the benefit.
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@hungrier With that username...
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@benjamin-hall said:
I'll admit I rage-stroked
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@ben_lubar said:
All you need to know is that Detroit is what you're complaining about but about a thousand times worse.
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@anotherusername said in Quotes Out of Context:
@ben_lubar said:
All you need to know is that Detroit is what you're complaining about but about a thousand times worse.
That one is actually less funny out of context.
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@ben_lubar the funny part was that when you originally posted it, for a minute I thought you were @antiquarian and I was wondering if you'd deliberately pretended to miss the context.
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hey when do we get the full ass here?
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@tsaukpaetra said :
if you inject foreign liquids inside it, it might just get worse...
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@timebandit said in Quotes Out of Context:
@tsaukpaetra said :
if you inject foreign liquids inside it, it might just get worse...
I mean, I'm not wrong.... In most contexts I think this applies pretty well indeed! :D
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@aygeeplus said:
with a pandas backend
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they can take your glitter but they can't take away your sparkle
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@pie_flavor sounds like someone spilled glitter all over themselves and can't wash it up.
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@tsaukpaetra said :
Yeah, mine is 12 cm. It's pretty small...
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@blakeyrat said :
Microsoft doesn't design an easy-to-use UI to do things
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- What is the first rule of Plight Club?
- Don't shut up about Plight Club
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@the_quiet_one said:
I mean, helplessly blowing [...] is a fond pastime but I'm glad I don't have to do that anymore.
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@dreikin said:
That's why I recommend the rubbings.
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@mott555 wrote:
I just blistered the roof of my mouth with a really hot wiener.
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@rhywden said in Today in Blakeyrat is always several years behind in every tech trend news...:
Try raising the temperature of your bed. I had to set mine to 70 °C
Dunno how one can sleep like that
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@sockpuppet7 said in Quotes Out of Context:
@rhywden said in Today in Blakeyrat is always several years behind in every tech trend news...:
Try raising the temperature of your bed. I had to set mine to 70 °C
Dunno how one can sleep like that
He's a robot in disguise!
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@weng said :
that requires you to hump a statue of a giraffe, or accidentally kicking someone else's ball
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@mott555 said:
Mine is 2.5". Is that big enough?
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@gąska Ugh. I wasn't even laying bait for this thread this time.
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@gąska said in Quotes Out of Context:
@mott555 said:
Mine is 2.5". Is that big enough?
@mott555 then said:
I guess I could put some truck nuts on it.
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@polygeekery said:
I will burn the shorts!!!