The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
.....literally every single word in that post is false!
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@bb36e said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@jaloopa civil defense guy is ultra patriotic and is gonna shoot the book? Dunno.
If it was a book that would make sense, but the guy says it's a movie.
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@el_heffe I keep seeing this everywhere but I'm totally
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@mott555 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@el_heffe I keep seeing this everywhere but I'm totally
Just a comment on the nature of Putin's grip on power in Russia.
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@mott555 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@el_heffe I keep seeing this everywhere but I'm totally
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There's a famous liberal woman running for president.
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Many people in Russia refer to the upcoming event not as the Election of a president, but rather Election of Putin.
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@obeselymorbid said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Many people in Russia refer to the upcoming event not as the Election of a president, but rather Election of Putin.
ObBadJoke: Yellowface accents are deeply racist caricatures!
Filed Under: And sexist in this case, too...
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@obeselymorbid
I was looking earlier, but could not find the gifs from the last election where no matter which option you picked on the ballot , it would vote for Putin.Or the Russian daily news spoof announcing that Putin had won the election the day before the vote.
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@dragoon those are signs of Putin's mercy for his fellow men. After all, if you don't vote for Putin, you might end up "accidentally" falling down the stairs. Repeatedly. Even if you live in a one story building.
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@obeselymorbid said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@mott555 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@el_heffe I keep seeing this everywhere but I'm totally
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There's a famous liberal woman running for president.
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Many people in Russia refer to the upcoming event not as the Election of a president, but rather Election of Putin.
It it rather hard to argue against Putin when he gets 105% of the vote. That's a solid mandate!
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@hungrier In case you can't tell, it's designed to be difficult to play.
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@pie_flavor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@hungrier In case you can't tell, it's designed to be difficult to play.
Nuh uh! It's pure classic style!
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@karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
"Cool, boobs!"
*upvote*
*checks which thread this is*
"Oh, is that supposed to be funny?"
*finally the rest of the gif loads, and I notice it's animated*
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Narcos subtitles translated for a British audience.
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@bb36e said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I'm scared to see that shirt on me.
me too!
Scared to see it on me or scared to see it on you?
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@karla myself, I haven't looked at my weight since the end of 2017
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@bb36e said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@karla myself, I haven't looked at my weight since the end of 2017
LOL I haven't either...but I'm supposed to have boobs so I guess I can get away with it easier.
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@doctorjones
GOOOOOOAAAAL!!!!!
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@luhmann said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@bb36e said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
me too!#metooFTFY
Remember, # is sometimes referred to as pound, so #metoo could mean pound me too.
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@el_heffe incredible! I'll never look at that in the same way ever again 😂
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@polygeekery chatting with tinder bots...
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@topspin said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
chatting with tinder bots...
Ooh? Are any of them good?
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I was looking at smartwatches and found this:
My name is not Andrew so I decided to pass.
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@sockpuppet7 Strangely enough, we've all gone to USB keyboards...maybe that redpill stuff isn't all it's cracked up to be?
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@pie_flavor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I recently had a survey where they asked how likely it is that I would recommend some service to my friends. When I chose not very likely, a new question popped up: "What would need to be different for you to recommend it to your friends?" (almost verbatim, it wasn't what we need to improve or something similar, just what needs to be different)
So I answered "I'd have to get some friends".
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@obeselymorbid said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@pie_flavor said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I recently had a survey where they asked how likely it is that I would recommend some service to my friends. When I chose not very likely, a new question popped up: "What would need to be different for you to recommend it to your friends?" (almost verbatim, it wasn't what we need to improve or something similar, just what needs to be different)
So I answered "I'd have to get some friends".
Honesty. A venerable quality to have.
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@obeselymorbid said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I recently had a survey where they asked how likely it is that I would recommend some service to my friends.
I've gotten that kind of survey for my (then) employer's internal IT department. I don't remember exactly how I answered it, but my answer was driven by two facts that tend toward opposite ends of the scale: They're the only game in town; whatever problem might require IT services would be on a company computer full of proprietary data, so it's not like I could recommend Joe's Computer Repair and Bait Shop. OTOH, my coworkers know as well as I do how to contact the IT department, so I don't actually have to recommend them. But "how likely would you be to recommend ..." was the one and only question used to evaluate the performance of any customer (external or internal)-oriented organization in the company, no matter how silly it might be.
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GenX: Milking what's left of careers so they won't be stocking Wal-mart at 60
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@hardwaregeek said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
survey
One word. Delete
I'm truly sick and tired of being asked for a survey for every service I have. Doctor, dentist, car tuneup, etc. Fuck off. Just fuck off.
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@dcon said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@hardwaregeek said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
survey
One word. Delete
I'm truly sick and tired of being asked for a survey for every service I have. Doctor, dentist, car tuneup, etc. Fuck off. Just fuck off.
Survey: In a scale of one to five, how sick are you of our surveys?
Would you recommend this service if we stopped sending you surveys?
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@kian Delete