{Forum Game} The Story By Halfs
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The
RulesGuidelines.- You finish the sentence of the person before you and add half a sentence for the person after you to finish
- Try to have fun
- Bonus points for keeping the story semi coherent
- The point's aren't actually worth something, but you still want to collect them because they make that sound
An example game might go like this:
Person A:
Twas Brillig and the Slivey Toads
Person B:
Were getting right on Sonja's tits. She decided to
invite them back to her place where they could
Person A:
Knit a sweater, because it's very cold at
Person B:
@Perverted_Vixen's place since she never paid her gas bill, not to mention
and so on.
shall we try?
'Twas a dark and stormy...
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@accalia said in {Forum Game} The Story By Halfs:
Twas a dark and stormy...
planet, one of hundreds of similar ones in Galactic Sector 17. High in the methane clouds, a fleet of starships...
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approached a radio beacon that indicated the meeting spot selected. The point of this meeting between the Federated Freelancers fleet and the
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Void Stalkers, an infamous group of bounty hunters who were famous in these sectors for...
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getting their man at any cost, to themselves or the target. The Freelancers, on the other hand...
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had four fingers only, the other being replaced by a prehensile…
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salamander tail. It served to...
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ensnare their prey, frequently by slithering between their legs and entangling them, tripping them up. As the meeting approached, the two sides
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noticed a lone ship already present. It clearly showed the distinguishing marks of the infamous...
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@Perverted_Vixen. What would...
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she be doing in a place... like...
"Oh no," the Void Stalker senior captain said, as realization dawned that
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she was driving the new Mercedes Benz E-Class Sedan? The most intelligent E-Class family of all time, it welcomed a powerful new
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way to edit DNA using CRISPR/CAS-9. In the past year or so
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many fugitives had used this to transform their genetic finger-prints, passing themselves off as
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tentacle monsters. The captain hypothesized that it was a misunderstanding of this deception that had drawn the Vixen here, hoping to
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avoid conflict with her entirely. In an effort to get things moving, the captain hailed
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the syren's vessel. With horror he realised too late
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he still hadn't put on his pants. He shouted at his second in command:
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"Open a channel, audio only!" Unfortunately, his first officer was
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madly in love with him. "Yes, my Captain", he spoke, his voice trembling, his thoughts impure, as he...
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@masonwheeler occupied with fighting off a particularly lovely zombie. This exquisite
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figure in rotting flesh was the former wife of the first officer before
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he had strangled her. That course of action was the only remaining to him after
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@pleegwat he couldn't find the charger cable for his laser pistol. After killing her, he
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used the battery from her pacemaker to charge the pistol. He needed his pistol charged for
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the annual marksmanship tournament. Unfortunately, at the tournament, he didn't even
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manage to scorch half the targets. Several of them survived and
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therefore he was unable to put an onion on his belt, which was the style at the time. Now, back in those days the ferry ship cost
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@jazzyjosh an arm and a leg, which, provided you'd made enough kills, could easily be detatched from one of the targets. However, given the First Officer's shoddy performance,
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he had to use his wife's instead, which made burying her later kind of
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cheaper. Despite the funeral's lack of attendance,
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the event became quite jolly once Patricia rejoined the funerary party (a local record for rapid zombie reanimation). Relations had however begun to change since then and she had become increasingly
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detached. That is, her foot became detached from
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the leg that the First Officer used as payment. Which of course meant that the
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@masonwheeler said in {Forum Game} The Story By Halfs:
the leg that the First Officer used as payment. Which of course meant that the
ferry ship wanted to space him about 90% of the way through his voyage, in accordance with the "prorated payment". Luckily,
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the arm was still in perfect condition. To pay for the remainder of the trip, the First Officer promised the ferry crew he would
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introduce them to @perverted_vixen when he next encountered her. The radio beacon ambush provided the perfect opportunity to