The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@anotherusername that's were he hid the file so he could make his escape later.
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@boomzilla That's kind of as awesome as funny.
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@boomzilla I opened that page and the moment I tried to scroll the tab crashed.
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I don't think fighting Nazis by being racist is a good idea...
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@bb36e said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I don't think fighting Nazis by being racist is a good idea...
I think it's rather anti-white nationalist rally.
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@polygeekery said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
How to never have to deal with trick-or-treaters again
Eh, it's candy. It doesn't have to be good candy. On the other hand, there's bad candy:
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@hardwaregeek or liquorice! Yuck.
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@bb36e Go straight to the real stuff.
Also please keep it very far away from me.
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@dkf Can give it all to me, I love the stuff!
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@rhywden One of the small things that bothers me about English is that compound nouns are often separated by a space, whereas prefixes are generally separated by a hypen. So "A-B C" means "A-(B C)", even though a hypen seems like a much "stronger" combiner that should come first.
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@atazhaia said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@dkf Can give it all to me, I love the stuff!
I've never had the salty kind but I like liquorice. Give me all the black jelly beans from your Easter baskets!!!
Considering I am so picky, it is weird that like something that most people don't.
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@karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I like liquorice. Give me all the black jelly beans from your Easter baskets!!!
Considering I am so picky, it is weird that like something that most people don't.
I like it too, but I discovered that it's bad for people with high blood pressure (and doctors for some reason don't tell you this when they're laying down the rules for what you can and can't eat).
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@atazhaia You're absolutely welcome to it. Except for that which is for one of my Dutch colleagues who also thinks it is great.
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@atazhaia said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@dkf Can give it all to me, I love the stuff!
Leave some for me
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@polygeekery A bit too newfangled for me. I think I'll just continue licking pussies without any additional devices.
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@polygeekery I saw this thing on Shark Tank a while ago, and IIRC they thought it was ridiculous.
Edit:
Licki Brush Pitch - Shark Tank – 01:24
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@hungrier said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@polygeekery I saw this thing on Shark Tank a while ago, and IIRC they thought it was ridiculous.
We are all thinking it is funny and ridiculous while @ben_lubar is all like:
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I am patiently waiting for a slew of iPhone users to be lobotomized by shoddy charging+headphone adapters that electrocute users through their headphones.
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https://twitter.com/FormerBu/status/922486295611371526
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@polygeekery said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Edit: 'd with pics, I almost feel like I need to up my game...
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@scholrlea said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
http://web.stanford.edu/dept/CTL/cgi-bin/academicskillscoaching/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/Oh-no.jpg
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@karla I don't know if you know this, but not all is as it seems with Chibi Sue (I probably don't need to point this out given the series, but NFSW):
Is that Chris Hansen over there?
Never discuss a lady's age. Or Chibi Sue's.
Mind you, in that last one, Kiki isn't being entirely upfront about her frustration over trying to find a male partner - specifically, what type of male partner she's after:
Older Married Couple's 'Us Time' (NFSW, and I really, really mean it this time)
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@polygeekery said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
May 2016 called and asked for it's innuendo back...
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@anotherusername said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
He found only nine ? Wasn't looking very hard...
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@scholrlea this art style and colour scheme reminds me of graffiti pieces. I like it
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@hungrier said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@masonwheeler I'm guessing something like "Someone was hula hooping, and then the boobs came out"
Someone doesn't like Remy Lacroix?
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@polygeekery said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I accidentally open Mashable's twitter account and saw this:
Pretty cool.
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@polygeekery said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I love cats. But 90% of them dislike being carried and snuggled like that video implies.
People expect cats to be all loving and cuddly, and when all their cats refuse to let you grab them they think "cats are assholes". No, cats are just independent beings.
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@anonymous234 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
People expect cats to be all loving and cuddly, and when all their cats refuse to let you grab them they think "cats are assholes". No, cats are just independent beings.
Cats are independent beings. And assholes.
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@anonymous234 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I love cats. But 90% of them dislike being carried and snuggled like that video implies.
Although it looks like in that pouch they can arrange themselves how they want rather than being held in one position as they would be in the person's arms.
I think a lot of cats do like to snuggle, they just only want to do so with someone who's earned their trust and affection. I've known a lot more cats that are highly affectionate than aloof, if you take the time to get to know them before attempting to grab some pussy. My own cat is even quite happy to be carried on her back by me: we mutually find it more comfortable than the officially sanctioned hold which I've never quite mastered - legs and feet everywhere.
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@anonymous234 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I love cats. But 90% of them dislike being carried and snuggled like that video implies.
One of our (well, my wife's) cats dislikes being picked up and refuses to be put into a pet carrier to go anywhere. My wife recently ordered a pet sling carrier to see if the cat will tolerate it better.
It hasn't arrived yet, so I couldn't yet tell you whether it works or not. I can tell you that we're not going to use it right off the bat to take the cat to the vet...
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@anonymous234 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@rhywden One of the small things that bothers me about English is that compound nouns are often separated by a space, whereas prefixes are generally separated by a hypen. So "A-B C" means "A-(B C)", even though a hypen seems like a much "stronger" combiner that should come first.
Except when it doesn't.