The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@da-doctah Too bad the ginger root doesn't look like that, the potential pun is right there.
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@tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
But... why would you ever not pick the middle???
There are more winning outcomes if you pick a corner.
@zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@tsaukpaetra IRCC it's because against a good opponent it gets you into a tie.
That's true regardless of where you play your first move. (Assuming you don't screw up later, and lose.)
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@da-doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
HR GIger much?
That reminded me of a beholder, personally, so for a moment there I thought you had horribly mangled G. Gygax's name.
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Related to my post in the In other news thread:
Yes, that is a functional racecar driving down the track.
That guy also built a side-ways VW Van:
And finally for his 2016 entry to the 24 hours of Lemons his crew managed to convert an old helicopter body into an amphibious, street legal vehicle:
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@blakeyrat said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@zecc Why would you idiots read "Tic-Tac" and assume I meant "tic-tac-toe"?
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@hardwaregeek Still better than the guy who wanted me to pay him to fund the company, while I worked for nothing for him. That must have required a Chutzpah check of 20.
Filed Under: I have to wonder if anyone ever took him up on that...
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Just overheard in the office:
: "I know it's either a spice, or something to do with paper..."
: "No, that's oregano"
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@polygeekery said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
New York Fashion Week
I wonder if there is a requirement that aspiring models must "pay their dues" by wearing like that before being allowed to model for real designers. Either that or they're really, really desperate for money.
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@hardwaregeek said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@polygeekery said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
New York Fashion Week
I wonder if there is a requirement that aspiring models must "pay their dues" by wearing like that before being allowed to model for real designers. Either that or they're really, really desperate for money.
@Polygeekery I think that (in this limited instance), the little fat mad man is justified. Or maybe in just nuking NYC.
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@benjamin-hall it would be a mercy killing. Just let @karla get her family out first.
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@polygeekery said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@benjamin-hall it would be a mercy killing. Just let @karla get her family out first.
Yes please.
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0_1506710972267_steamroller.mp4
Okay, how does one embed this video properly?
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@rhywden said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
0_1506710972267_steamroller.mp4
Okay, how does one embed this video properly?
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@polygeekery said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
https://twitter.com/Lord_Mandalore/status/906977320145211393
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@tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@obeselymorbid said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boomzilla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
"Love finds a hole"?
I think it's "home", but I'll accept "Horn", "Hold", "Holp", "Host", "Hone", "Hoax", "Hope", "Hoe", "Hoen", "Hose", "Hobo", "Ho", "Hole", "Hove", "Hot", "Hock", "Hosh", "Hoil".
Ah, the series of clichéd love stories*. My grandpa always calls the first one "Love Comes Like a Brick".
* To be fair, though, they're not all that bad, and they are clean/family-friendly, especially compared to other modern romantic dramas.
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@izzion said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@heterodox
No, the commenter believes there's a few millennials out there that spend trillions on food, thus pulling the mean up to $96 billion, while the median is a much more reasonable lower number.Of course, there's also the possibility that they meant that the most common (by quantity of elements in the subset) millennials spends that much.
"Average" can refer to mean, median, or mode.
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Not that you care, but I fixed it by turning "auto-mute mode" off in alsamixer. Hopefully
sudo alsactl store
will have made that permanent.
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@polygeekery Context, for those interested:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpNBLRKAcg0
EDIT: Oh, and the game journalist's response to all this
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@tsaukpaetra Noooo mode would be a very good description of it, as I am yet to find any sane environment that runs without operator precedence in maths.
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@atazhaia said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@tsaukpaetra Noooo mode would be a very good description of it, as I am yet to find any sane environment that runs without operator precedence in maths.
A good chunk of old scientific calculators would do exactly that. Newer ones can do a whole line at once and have operator precedence.
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@chozang Accessory puppy-bombs are soooo 2006...
(To be fair, they were over-used
bynear Hollywood that December...)(P.S., because I can never let anything go: It is strongly implied that Megalesius - the sneering Euro-snob dude in that part of the story, legal name Yavros Hravec - chose the art store as the front for his 'financier-to-the-magical-supervillains' business in part because it gave him an opportunity to publicly express his contempt for American culture and fashion in a way that forced the Americans present to nod and thank him for insulting them.)
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@scholrlea said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@chozang Accessory puppy-bombs are soooo 2006...
(To be fair, they were over-used
bynear Hollywood that December...)(P.S., because I can never let anything go: It is strongly implied that Megalesius - the sneering Euro-snob dude in that part of the story, legal name Yavros Hravec - chose the art store as the front for his 'financier-to-the-magical-supervillains' business in part because it gave him an opportunity to publicly express his contempt for American culture and fashion in a way that forced the Americans present to nod and thank him for insulting them.)
Are you known for Rorschach tests?
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@tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boner said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I don't understand. What's the funny?
Only thing I can think of is that the reason men don't say things like Molyneux did, even if it's true, is out of fear that no woman would have sex with them if they did.
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@chozang said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
is out of fear that no woman would have sex with them if they did
I doubt people who think that get any anyway.
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@obeselymorbid said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I don't understand
Have you ever had sex?
Define what you mean by "sex", because in some ways I have, in others, not...
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@chozang said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@scholrlea said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@chozang Accessory puppy-bombs are soooo 2006...
(To be fair, they were over-used
bynear Hollywood that December...)(P.S., because I can never let anything go: It is strongly implied that Megalesius - the sneering Euro-snob dude in that part of the story, legal name Yavros Hravec - chose the art store as the front for his 'financier-to-the-magical-supervillains' business in part because it gave him an opportunity to publicly express his contempt for American culture and fashion in a way that forced the Americans present to nod and thank him for insulting them.)
Are you known for Rorschach tests?
They always look like a herd of beautiful wild ponies running free across the plains to me.
Filed Under: I'll put a virtual cookie on the ref.
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@scholrlea said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
like a herd of beautiful wild ponies running free across the plains
That seems so oddly familiar.... Where have I seen this before?
Edit: database suggests Daria?
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@tsaukpaetra I think it's that the guy doesn't get out much.