The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@antiquarian positive. So were the upvoters, for that matter.
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@obeselymorbid What an idiot. He should have stolen a bunch of dildos instead, then come back to return them.
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It is impossible to smoke a large enough quantity of marijuana, in a short enough period of time, to die from a THC overdose.
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@zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I don't usually facepalm literally.
It was more of a foreheadpalm, to be honest.
My work here is done.
https://i.imgur.com/GoRq3fr.png
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Should I be worried that my wife reshared this on facebook?
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@boomzilla Follow up, same question:
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@boomzilla I think you should sleep with one eye open.
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@karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boomzilla I think you should sleep with one eye open.
Or else the monster will get you?
Filed under: One-eyed monster troubles!
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My favorite Internet comment of the day:
"That bitches nose looks like someone just bought Photoshop and hit too many buttons for no reason"
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@karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boomzilla I think you should sleep with one eye open.
Gripping his pillow tight?
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@hungrier said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boomzilla I think you should sleep with one eye open.
Gripping his pillow tight?
Battery's not included?
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@karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boomzilla I think you should sleep with one eye open.
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@karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boomzilla I think you should sleep with one eye open.
Pictured: @boomzilla
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Ya know, Microsoft, this isn't quite what I meant when I was searching for PowerShell...
Also, they managed to translate Artists and Songs, but not Albums.
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LOL
http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/siamese-twins-in-vicious-legal-battle-over-right-to-masturbate/
Yes, I know this is fake.
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@karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
LOL
http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/siamese-twins-in-vicious-legal-battle-over-right-to-masturbate/
Yes, I know this is fake.
Sadly...
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@pjh said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
LOL
http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/siamese-twins-in-vicious-legal-battle-over-right-to-masturbate/
Yes, I know this is fake.
Sadly...
As indicated in my small print.
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@karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
As indicated in my small print.
Bother - didn't see it. Soz.
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@karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
this is fake.
Certainly, if they made it to 54 before this issue surfaced, I would be more apt to believe the twins were actually engaged in scientific studies and somehow managed to survive for 54 years in isolation...
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@karla
Isn't there a whole industry of pills to resolve the fact that we get less hard the older we get?
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@boomzilla they vandalised your sign again
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@polygeekery Shaleef, surely.
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@coldandtired don't call me Shirley.
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@coldandtired said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@polygeekery Shaleef, surely.
These Pokemon names are getting ridiculous.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6juEOmOaYVk
Poor scrappy, even the network mocked his unpopularity.
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Feel good story about Japanese guy who came to America to propose to his girlfriend and dropped the ring down a storm drain is in process of going viral because people banded together and tied headphones together in an attempt to hook it and retrieve the ring.
Firefighters are having lunch nearby and help retrieve the ring.
OK, seriously, that was nice of them. But this would not have been a story if someone just lifted the grate. It is only 3-4' deep and those grates are not locked down. Just pick the damned thing up. Storm grates are not locked down unless they are really deep.
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@polygeekery
Given that the people in questions were a product of the American education system, I'm surprised they even got far enough to try tieing headphone cables together
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I think that joke with the punchline, "The Russians just used a pencil." could be reworked to fit this.
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@polygeekery said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
But this would not have been a story if someone just lifted the grate. It is only 3-4' deep and those grates are not locked down.
TIL Never really thought about it, nor had need to .
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