The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@antiquarian positive. So were the upvoters, for that matter.
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@obeselymorbid What an idiot. He should have stolen a bunch of dildos instead, then come back to return them.
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It is impossible to smoke a large enough quantity of marijuana, in a short enough period of time, to die from a THC overdose.
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@zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I don't usually facepalm literally.
It was more of a foreheadpalm, to be honest.
My work here is done.
https://i.imgur.com/GoRq3fr.png
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Should I be worried that my wife reshared this on facebook?
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@boomzilla Follow up, same question:
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@boomzilla I think you should sleep with one eye open.
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@karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boomzilla I think you should sleep with one eye open.
Or else the monster will get you?
Filed under: One-eyed monster troubles!
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My favorite Internet comment of the day:
"That bitches nose looks like someone just bought Photoshop and hit too many buttons for no reason"
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@karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boomzilla I think you should sleep with one eye open.
Gripping his pillow tight?
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@hungrier said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boomzilla I think you should sleep with one eye open.
Gripping his pillow tight?
Battery's not included?
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@karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boomzilla I think you should sleep with one eye open.
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@karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boomzilla I think you should sleep with one eye open.
Pictured: @boomzilla
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Ya know, Microsoft, this isn't quite what I meant when I was searching for PowerShell...
Also, they managed to translate Artists and Songs, but not Albums.
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LOL
http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/siamese-twins-in-vicious-legal-battle-over-right-to-masturbate/
Yes, I know this is fake.
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@karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
LOL
http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/siamese-twins-in-vicious-legal-battle-over-right-to-masturbate/
Yes, I know this is fake.
Sadly...
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@pjh said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
LOL
http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/siamese-twins-in-vicious-legal-battle-over-right-to-masturbate/
Yes, I know this is fake.
Sadly...
As indicated in my small print.
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@karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
As indicated in my small print.
Bother - didn't see it. Soz.
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@karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
this is fake.
Certainly, if they made it to 54 before this issue surfaced, I would be more apt to believe the twins were actually engaged in scientific studies and somehow managed to survive for 54 years in isolation...
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@karla
Isn't there a whole industry of pills to resolve the fact that we get less hard the older we get?
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@boomzilla they vandalised your sign again
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@polygeekery Shaleef, surely.
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@coldandtired don't call me Shirley.
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@coldandtired said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@polygeekery Shaleef, surely.
These Pokemon names are getting ridiculous.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6juEOmOaYVk
Poor scrappy, even the network mocked his unpopularity.
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Feel good story about Japanese guy who came to America to propose to his girlfriend and dropped the ring down a storm drain is in process of going viral because people banded together and tied headphones together in an attempt to hook it and retrieve the ring.
https://twitter.com/MrAndyNgo/status/907325446328602625
https://twitter.com/MrAndyNgo/status/907325873493331968
Firefighters are having lunch nearby and help retrieve the ring.
https://twitter.com/MrAndyNgo/status/907326435488083974
OK, seriously, that was nice of them. But this would not have been a story if someone just lifted the grate. It is only 3-4' deep and those grates are not locked down. Just pick the damned thing up. Storm grates are not locked down unless they are really deep.
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@polygeekery
Given that the people in questions were a product of the American education system, I'm surprised they even got far enough to try tieing headphone cables together
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I think that joke with the punchline, "The Russians just used a pencil." could be reworked to fit this.
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@polygeekery said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
But this would not have been a story if someone just lifted the grate. It is only 3-4' deep and those grates are not locked down.
TIL Never really thought about it, nor had need to .
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