The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@polygeekery @raceprouk @ben_lubar is it supposed to be funny, though? I must be missing something, because I don't get it.
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@anotherusername said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@polygeekery @raceprouk @ben_lubar is it supposed to be funny, though? I must be missing something, because I don't get it.
It's a meme.
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@raceprouk said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
It's a meme.
And one that I'll be happy to see forgotten.
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@anotherusername it's more like what free word association is to visual puns. Like the shitty ad-libs top rappers seem to be into these days
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@bb36e they should do an expansion pack: "Connect Two".
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@el_heffe said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
It's actually a flower, best known for cooking oil extracted from its seeds. If you've ever used canola oil, that comes from rape; "canola" is the name of a special cultivar that was selectively bred to have a more pleasant taste than ordinary rape.
(Inb4 )
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@r10pez10 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
But then that's backward. You're supposed to notice the hot chick first... she's supposed to be on the left.
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Houston supermarket status: critical...
(give the picture a zoom and start reading the labels of what's left.)
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@boomzilla I always thought those who ordered a quad shot non-fat vanilla soy extra foam light whip with caramel drizzle have their heads so far up their own arses they can see their tonsils.
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@boomzilla Definitely true. Especially if they're one of those idiots who insists on being totally unprepared for the ritual post-ordering action known as “payment”, and who therefore have to fumble through a wallet or purse that contains a whole battery of cards and half of which have expired, and all with lots of lots of jocular banter with their companions (or others on their phone), all causing huge delays and STOPPING ME FROM GETTING MY BLACK COFFEE!!!
Not that I'm addicted to caffeine or anything.
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@dkf I avoid all those issues by getting my coffee from McDonalds and using the automated touchscreen kiosks ;)
And yes, McDonalds coffee is actually quite good.
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@raceprouk said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
McDonalds
My commute doesn't take me past any of those, especially not at the points where I'm seeking coffee.
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@dkf said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boomzilla Definitely true. Especially if they're one of those idiots who insists on being totally unprepared for the ritual post-ordering action known as “payment”, and who therefore have to fumble through a wallet or purse that contains a whole battery of cards and half of which have expired, and all with lots of lots of jocular banter with their companions (or others on their phone), all causing huge delays and STOPPING ME FROM GETTING MY BLACK COFFEE!!!
Not that I'm addicted to caffeine or anything.
Isn't that why they usually have multiple registers? Unless these idiots are numerous enough that it cancels out the distributed registration effect...
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@dkf said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boomzilla Definitely true. Especially if they're one of those idiots who insists on being totally unprepared for the ritual post-ordering action known as “payment”, and who therefore have to fumble through a wallet or purse that contains a whole battery of cards and half of which have expired, and all with lots of lots of jocular banter with their companions (or others on their phone), all causing huge delays and STOPPING ME FROM GETTING MY BLACK COFFEE!!!
Not that I'm addicted to caffeine or anything.
I think I finally found a positive to drinking soda because I do not like coffee.
I grab a can, make eye contact with cashier, put dollar on counter, say thank you, and leave.
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@dkf @raceprouk ...do either of you realize that they have machines that you can put in your house and literally just push a button and black coffee comes out?
(okay, they also require you to put coffee grounds and water in...)
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@anotherusername said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@dkf @raceprouk ...do either of you realize that they have machines that you can put in your house and literally just push a button and black coffee comes out?
Sadly, they're not exactly portable :P
Also, I drink white coffee.
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@raceprouk said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Sadly, they're not exactly portable
They are if you're desperate enough. ...and if you have an outlet to plug them into.
But usually it's easier to just carry an insulated travel mug.
@raceprouk said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Also, I drink white coffee.
So... milk?
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@anotherusername said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@raceprouk said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Sadly, they're not exactly portable
They are if you're desperate enough. ...and if you have an outlet to plug them into.
But usually it's easier to just carry an insulated travel mug.
@raceprouk said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Also, I drink white coffee.
So... milk?
Not that kind of milk!
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@tsaukpaetra "Why is it "disgusting" to drink breast milk?" thread is .
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@karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I grab a can, make eye contact with cashier, put dollar on counter, say thank you, and leave.
But you're only allowed to do that when everyone before you has done the coupon dance.
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@anotherusername said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@tsaukpaetra "Why is it "disgusting" to drink breast milk?" thread is .
Yoghurt. Been covered elsethread.
Beer too, IIRC...
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@pjh ginger beer?
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@tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Unless these idiots are numerous enough that it cancels out the distributed registration effect...
This. Also, as I go through fairly early, there is often only one register open as the other staff are busy with other tasks (operating the espresso machine, restocking from their store, dealing with the inventory control software, etc.) but all it takes is a few slowpokes who can't make up their minds about anything and a long line will build. The good part is that particular coffee shop gets a lot of trade, so their filter coffee is genuinely freshly made.
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@anotherusername said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
do either of you realize that they have machines that you can put in your house and literally just push a button and black coffee comes out?
I use a machine that takes a bit more work, but which produces really nice coffee.
But that's my evening and weekend treat. Mornings are dominated by the desire to stay in bed as long as possible while still making the most efficient train for commuting. Coffee is purchased en route because that gives me whole minutes longer without having to get up.
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@polygeekery said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@benjamin-hall said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@polygeekery said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@benjamin-hall want to play a rousing game of "Spot the vegan"?
That's not hard--it's like a Harvard graduate. They'll tell you when you meet them (with lots of condescension)
Actually, one of my colleagues graduated from Harvard. He was asked in a meeting to say what's special about Harvard. His first response: the arrogance of its graduates
It's funny because of the projection. The guy brings the subject up out of nowhere, and then blames the vegan because he replies.
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@zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@r10pez10 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Wow, I'm having trouble figuring out which one was the more original pic now...
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@el_heffe said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@anotherusername said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@pjh ginger beer?
Beer with a red head?
Yes please.
Don't tell the wife. She's a blonde.
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@chozang said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@polygeekery said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@benjamin-hall said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@polygeekery said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@benjamin-hall want to play a rousing game of "Spot the vegan"?
That's not hard--it's like a Harvard graduate. They'll tell you when you meet them (with lots of condescension)
Actually, one of my colleagues graduated from Harvard. He was asked in a meeting to say what's special about Harvard. His first response: the arrogance of its graduates
It's funny because of the projection. The guy brings the subject up out of nowhere, and then blames the vegan because he replies.
I found the vegan.
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@zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@r10pez10 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
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Meh, not enough choices.
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@mzh said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Benn was bowling to a six-three off-side field with the leg-side covered only by a short-leg, mid-on and a man on the sweep. To the off were two close fielders, at slip and silly point, and a ring set back, with men either side of point, extra-cover and mid-off.
Sounds suspiciously like a Monty Python skit, vis à vis the Queen Victoria Handicap.
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@scholrlea I might as well add:
http://rainlgbt.smackjeeves.com/comics/1914744/and-emily-reveals/
Mind you, she does get involved with Rain later. In the meanwhile, well, let's just say Ky's relationship with Drew... uhm, kinda backfired.
http://rainlgbt.smackjeeves.com/comics/2465237/shame/
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@scholrlea said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@scholrlea I might as well add:
http://rainlgbt.smackjeeves.com/comics/1914744/and-emily-reveals/
Mind you, she does get involved with Rain later. In the meanwhile, well, let's just say Ky's relationship with Drew... uhm, kinda backfired.
http://rainlgbt.smackjeeves.com/comics/2465237/shame/The first was kind of funny, but the second was just depressing.
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From the computer club chat:
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@raceprouk said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
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@pjh said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@anotherusername said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@pjh ginger beer?
No.
I wondered if someone would make that connection.