The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@bb36e The evil ideas thread is
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@bb36e said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Is it funnier if I know who the character in the picture is?
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@zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Is it funnier if I know who the character in the picture is?
Would it be funny if I gave a fuck about who the character in the picture is?
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@luhmann I just want to know if I missing part of the joke.
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@zecc I don't think so, I don't know who it is either
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@bb36e Reverse image search suggests it's Lex Luthor. Not relevant to the joke, just a generic reaction face meme
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@el_heffe said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
One medal for signing your name at the top of the page, one medal for completing the entrance questionnaire...
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@tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@el_heffe said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
One medal for signing your name at the top of the page, one medal for completing the entrance questionnaire...
One medal for every month Kim Jong-Un decides not to kill you...
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@raceprouk said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Reminds me of:
Q: Why did native americans use their hands like this to see far?
A: because if they held them like this it wouldn't work.
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@tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
One medal for signing your name at the top of the page, one medal for completing the entrance questionnaire...
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Attentiveness Award—this award is for listening to the Supreme Leader for numerous hours. Failure to stay awake can lead to death. No sleepy sermons here.
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North Korean Competence Award—this award in for appearing capable in performing your duties. Failure to appear competent can lead to death.
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Partners in Peace Partners in Peace AwardAward—this popular award is given to those who had any contact with Denis Rodman while he was in North Korea during several trips. Since Kim Jong-un worships Denis Rodman for appearing like the average American (facial jewelry, tattoos, sunglasses worn inside buildings, bleached hair, odd behavior) and he uses Denis’s image a lot to show North Koreans what average Americans look like. It really works.
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Kim Jong-II Choo-Choo Award—This award was for senior officers that accompanied him on train trips as he had a fear of flying and refused to fly.
More, some even have working citations - I couldn't locate the original.
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@el_heffe that'd be funnier if their faces didn't look like deformed smurfs.
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@hungrier said in Universal income:
@the_quiet_one said in Universal income:
Garbage trucks where I live are almost there, actually. They have the hydraulic arms which lift the containers into the truck.
Yeah, those always work great
I'm usually able to handle just about anything I see on the Internet without a change in expression, but this one made me bust out laughing at work. I'm still giggling about it. Can you imagine the look on the homeowner's face if they were to witness that or find it in the morning?
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@heterodox said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Can you imagine the look on the homeowner's face if they were to witness that or find it in the morning?
Before or after they reviewed their security camera?
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@hungrier Summon not the ghost of @morbiuswilters, lest we all suffer.
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(I apologize if it's been posted before. I don't remember seeing it.)
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@dkf said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
that gives me whole minutes longer without having to get up.
Get a dog. You'll never have to worry about that again. (NO! It's not time to get up, knock it off!)
I've heard young kids cause the same effect (young ones because they're like my dog, older ones because they're doing what you want to do)
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@anotherusername That took me an embarrassingly long time to get, but I blame the art quality of the rightmost figure; I couldn't figure out what the hell it was. (Not going to ruin it for anyone else.)
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@heterodox Hm? Are you not familiar with these:
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@anotherusername said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@heterodox Hm? Are you not familiar with these:
Speaking of which, I better check if I have a few - it's about time to check the smoke detectors...
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Worth a read.
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@heterodox said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@anotherusername That took me an embarrassingly long time to get, but I blame the art quality of the rightmost figure; I couldn't figure out what the hell it was. (Not going to ruin it for anyone else.)
I had to simulate verbalizing it with fuzzing before I realized it.
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@boner said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Worth a read.
OMG I cannot even.
I would seriously run out of the apartment and send him a note when I was safely out of his try run after me range.
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@zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I'm worried about the lady in the background wearing the green shirt.
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What's that? Turkish, you say?
Indeed.
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@boomzilla Where's the translate bot when you need it...
and I like how the last bit is
I hate Go Go Go
editedit: Oh,
I hate I hate I hate Go Go Go
. Because hard multithreading is?
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@boomzilla I wondered my name was doing on there.
Then remembered my GitHub comment.
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it's funny how this macro has somehow been revived. i swear i remember seeing it years ago (a decade in internet time) on reddit (+ a year or two for reddit's lateness)
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@anotherusername said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@heterodox Hm? Are you not familiar with these:
I was spending more time trying to figure out what the terminals were rather than noticing the coloration which is probably more obvious. Plus I haven't owned any 9Vs for quite some time.
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@bb36e said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
it's funny how this macro has somehow been revived. i swear i remember seeing it years ago (a decade in internet time) on reddit (+ a year or two for reddit's lateness)
http://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/000/375/dancingbaby.jpg
How long until this meme comes back?
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@ben_lubar said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@bb36e said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
it's funny how this macro has somehow been revived. i swear i remember seeing it years ago (a decade in internet time) on reddit (+ a year or two for reddit's lateness)
http://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/000/375/dancingbaby.jpg
How long until this meme comes back?
Shouldn't be too hard to do in something like SFM. Anyone up to the challenge?
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@polygeekery said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I don't know the song whatsoever, and it's not catchy enough for me to naturally want to sing it from a mere minute of song. :(
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@tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@polygeekery said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I don't know the song whatsoever, and it's not catchy enough for me to naturally want to sing it from a mere minute of song. :(
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@ben_lubar said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@polygeekery said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I don't know the song whatsoever, and it's not catchy enough for me to naturally want to sing it from a mere minute of song. :(
What's there to sing? "Y'all ready for this" like, twice? :/
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@boner said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Worth a read.
Commenter:
Are you going on date 'number 2'? Ahem...