Lorne is on vacation
-
@lorne-kates
I hear they have Adult Superstores where you can get trans hookers in Aisle 6 and cheese in Aisle 2.
-
@izzion don't forget shovels in Aisle 7
-
@timebandit said in Lorne is on vacation:
@izzion don't forget shovels in Aisle 7
it's a shame they moved old carpet rolls and bags of quicklime to aisle 20. soooooo much more inconvenient these days.
-
@accalia said in Lorne is on vacation:
soooooo much more inconvenient these days.
There is smaller stores where all these are in the same aisle. They're called "convenience store" for a reason
-
@timebandit said in Lorne is on vacation:
@accalia said in Lorne is on vacation:
soooooo much more inconvenient these days.
There is smaller stores where all these are in the same aisle. They're called "convenience store" for a reason
yeah, but the smaller stores have a bigger problem with shrinkage so there's more cameras to get caught on and the prices are higher because of the shrinkage and lack of ability to take advantage of bulk pricing.
-
@timebandit said in Lorne is on vacation:
@izzion don't forget shovels in Aisle 7
I just passed "Ho Chunks" casino. I never thought about exploding the corpses. This had been a educational road trip!
-
Is there something behind me?
Fine, I'll make my own damn cheese. Step one...
-
-
Well, that was quick. Didn't even see any cows :(
-
Between the air quotes and the comics sans, I don't feel very welcomed
-
In Champaign,IL. A middle of the road, white bread, go nowhere town with absolutely nothing remarkable about it.
Hence, dinner.
Filed under: fancy, ballin', high life
-
This was a huge mistake
-
@lorne-kates I haven't been in White Castle since I don't remember when. If I want horrible fast food, I'll go to Taco Bell, thanks.
-
@lolwhat said in Lorne is on vacation:
@lorne-kates I haven't been in White Castle since I don't remember when. If I want
horrible fast food,deadly poison I'll go to Taco Bell, thanks.
-
@accalia said in Lorne is on vacation:
@lolwhat said in Lorne is on vacation:
@lorne-kates I haven't been in White Castle since I don't remember when. If I want
horrible fast food,deadly poison to use on my enemies I'll go to Taco Bell, thanks.
-
@accalia said in Lorne is on vacation:
deadly poison
Taco Bell is more of the "incapacitating projectile shitting" poison, not always deadly.
If you need some lethal biochemical agents, that's what Chipotles is for.
-
@lorne-kates what the hell kind of slogan is that anyway "anything on the menu (at participating white castles), any time we're open"? Of course they only serve what is on their menu, and at a fast food joint I would bloody well expect to be able to get everything that's listed on the menu. And I don't expect them to serve me if they are closed. On the other hand, what fadt food joint closes at all these days, except for the graveyard shift?
It's like saying "you may stumble upon us when we are open, unless we see you first, and then we may serve you something off our menu, but only if we are participating. Seeing it's you, we just mightn't."
-
@mikael_svahnberg It's a complicated and stupid way of saying "we serve breakfast all day".
-
@mikael_svahnberg said in Lorne is on vacation:
And I don't expect them to serve me if they are closed
-
@lorne-kates said in Lorne is on vacation:
@timebandit said in Lorne is on vacation:
@izzion don't forget shovels in Aisle 7
I just passed "Ho Chunks" casino. I never thought about exploding the corpses. This had been a educational road trip!
Someone did.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAW4mntPM-w
-
Met @lolwhat for lunch, thus providing each other alibis. On the advice of our individual lawyers, no photos were taken.
-
@lorne-kates Don't worry, I won't say anything about the dent in your fender.
-
@accalia said in Lorne is on vacation:
@lorne-kates said in Lorne is on vacation:
Winter time
@lorne-kates said in Lorne is on vacation:
I'm too cold
Ah..... Papabear.
@lorne-kates said in Lorne is on vacation:
summertime
@lorne-kates said in Lorne is on vacation:
I'm too warm
Ah. Mamabear.
so.... spring and fall are babybear?
No, fall is babybear, spring is
-
@lorne-kates said in Lorne is on vacation:
Implementing Montana's "open carry" law
Wow, you're quite a bit more handsome than I thought....
-
@mikael_svahnberg said in Lorne is on vacation:
On the other hand, what fadt food joint closes at all these days, except for the graveyard shift?
Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria?
-
@tsaukpaetra said in Lorne is on vacation:
Wow, you're quite a bit more handsome than I thought....
Your visual analysis subroutines must be malfunctioning: I'm actually WAY more handsome than you thought!
(Also: thank you)
-
@tsaukpaetra said in Lorne is on vacation:
@lorne-kates said in Lorne is on vacation:
Implementing Montana's "open carry" law
Wow, you're quite a bit more handsome than I thought....
You're talking about the one in the carrier, right? The preferred term for girls is "pretty" or "beautiful."
-
@mikael_svahnberg said in Lorne is on vacation:
On the other hand, what fadt food joint closes at all these days, except for the graveyard shift?
McDonald's, on Thanksgiving and Christmas Day (in fewer and fewer locations, sadly... but corporate allows for franchisees to close on 2 or 3 days a year, and places in flyover country small towns still tend to close on those two).
-
Baby, if you ever wondered whatever became of me...
-
-
@lorne-kates
On to the part of vacation where you really get to C the sights.
-
@lorne-kates said in Lorne is on vacation:
Baby, if you ever wondered whatever became of me...
Became obsessed with 50 year old sitcoms?
-
@blakeyrat said in Lorne is on vacation:
@lorne-kates said in Lorne is on vacation:
Baby, if you ever wondered whatever became of me...
Became obsessed with 50 year old sitcoms?
- How old is Godzilla?
-
What the Alex?!?
-
@lorne-kates Godzilla is ageless.
-
@lolwhat said in Lorne is on vacation:
@lorne-kates Don't worry, I won't say anything about the dent in your fender.
Turns out Molly "knows a guy" in Indy who fixes cars and doesn't ask questions.
-
I am now closer to @ben_lubar office than Ben is.
-
Ummm, Alex, I'm gonna need you to go ahead come in on Saturday.
-
Fuck you, David Bowie, it's my cover now.
-
Fuck you, Truman Capote, it's my cover now.
-
Fuck you, Barrack... nah, just kidding, we're cool.
-
@anonymous234 said in Lorne is on vacation:
@mikael_svahnberg said in Lorne is on vacation:
And I don't expect them to serve me if they are closed
I was a little disappointed that we didn't find out why the door was locked. So I braved the comments and found this:
RainAngel111 1 year ago
For some context, there was a protest nearby and they closed the entrance on that side for safety concerns. The guy literally could've walked around to another entrance and gotten in.
-
@lorne-kates said in Lorne is on vacation:
Filed under: inset Trump/baby joke here, then be sad when you realize the joke is true
Impulsive, self-obsessed, and her advisors really wish she'd stop tweeting at 2 AM?
-
Back in Canada. Managed to not get shot by an American or raped by a Mexican.
-
@lorne-kates Visiting America: you're doing it wrong.
-
@boomzilla said in Lorne is on vacation:
@anonymous234 said in Lorne is on vacation:
@mikael_svahnberg said in Lorne is on vacation:
And I don't expect them to serve me if they are closed
I was a little disappointed that we didn't find out why the door was locked. So I braved the comments and found this:
RainAngel111 1 year ago
For some context, there was a protest nearby and they closed the entrance on that side for safety concerns. The guy literally could've walked around to another entrance and gotten in.Ah, but Shirley if one door closes they're all closed, right??!!!?!?!?!?!?!!!??
-
@tsaukpaetra said in Lorne is on vacation:
@boomzilla said in Lorne is on vacation:
@anonymous234 said in Lorne is on vacation:
@mikael_svahnberg said in Lorne is on vacation:
And I don't expect them to serve me if they are closed
I was a little disappointed that we didn't find out why the door was locked. So I braved the comments and found this:
RainAngel111 1 year ago
For some context, there was a protest nearby and they closed the entrance on that side for safety concerns. The guy literally could've walked around to another entrance and gotten in.Ah, but Shirley if one door closes they're all closed, right??!!!?!?!?!?!?!!!??
#notalldoors
-
12,667 km later, I'm home.
-
Also, I'm unpacking and guys... I think I might have a problem
And that problem is that I need more shot glasses!
edit from L-R
RCMP Heritage Museum
Calgary Stampede (Boot)
Calgary Stampede metal embossed
Vancouver clay painting 1
Vancouver clay paining 2
Vancouver Aquarium (Killer Whale)
Nanaimo, BC (Eagle)
Nanaimo, BC (Octopus)
Montana Grizzly Encounter (Brutus)
Wild Huckleberry (Montana)
Montana Grizzly Encounter (Bella)
Mt. Rushmore, metal embossed
Wall Drug barrel with jackalope
Wisconsin Cheese Cow from Ehlenbach's Cheese
Indiana State Fair
Mall of America (metal Minneapolis skyline stand)
Cryayon, blue (from Mall of America)
Hell's Kitchen (Minneapolis)
Rock N' Roll Hall of Fame
Rocket Ship from NASA Glenn Visitor Center
Hershey's World, Hershey Bar
Hershey's World, Reese(Second row, single glass, from Bozeman Spirits Distillery)
-
@lorne-kates
That censor. Such professional. Much wow.