The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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British GP: Palmer reports over team radio "I've got a BBW problem here" 😕🤔
That stands for "Brake By Wire", obviously...
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@anotherusername said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
We're perfectly happy eating our beans from a dish, with a spoon. No bread required.
Heathen.
On the time thang, I'm surprised the 'quarter of'/'quarter to' didn't raise its head in the article, since they listed fortnight.
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@pjh they obviously could care less about the quarter of.
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The problem with HD video
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TIL William Shakespeare had a spouse called Anne Hathaway.
Google is confused:
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@doctorjones said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Playing golf with lighsabres is my new favourite thing
Wait for the punchline at the end ;-)
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So what is this potentially "sensitive material"?
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@djls45 "Sensitive material" is per-account, not per-tweet.
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@ben_lubar said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@djls45 "Sensitive material" is per-account, not per-tweet.
Oh. That's dumb. Although, with the sheer volume of the world's tweets, I can sorta see why they have that policy.
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...and @fbmac wept.
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@da-doctah said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Dalek
Stairs are not their greatest weakness. Stairs that lead to water are.
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@polygeekery said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
...and @fbmac wept.
Anyone else think that looks a lot like a Turret?
It wasn't suicide at all! All units, be on the lookout for a young woman with springs attached to her ankles...
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@coldandtired said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Get it as soon as Aug. 1 - 9 ?
Since there's only "New (1)", Aug 1 for the first person, Aug 9th for the second. Or, dates are hard and that's really Jan 8th and Sept 8th. Then backordered makes sense!
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@coldandtired said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
The questions and answers are good. For instance:
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Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cellular phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and
begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Hi Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes."
WOMAN: "I'm at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat.
It's only $2,000; is it OK if I buy it?"MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Lexus dealership and saw the new models.
I saw one I really liked."MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$90,000."
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing... I was just talking to Janie
and found out that the house I wanted last year is back on the market.
They're asking $980,000 for it."MAN: "Well, then go ahead and make an offer of $900,000. They'll
probably take it. If not, we can go the extra eighty-thousand if it's
what you really want."WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!"
MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him
in astonishment, mouths wide open.He turns and asks, "Anyone know who's phone this is?
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@obeselymorbid Cats are stupid. I say that as the loving owner of a cat. :p
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@r10pez10 At first I assumed that was a typo or a pricing script gone wrong... nope, official price is $595.
I have to wonder if they are actually selling any... you could probably hire some chinese company to make you a copy from scratch for less than that.
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@dse this is a better one from today:
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I meant to post this, but I think I got distracted. If I am double-posting it I apologize.
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