The Official Status Thread


  • FoxDev

    @raceprouk said in The Official Status Thread:

    Status: I just got an XBox Live achievement.

    On Twitch.

    :wtf:

    There are nine more.

    Why.


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    @swayde said in The Official Status Thread:

    @tsaukpaetra
    How do you manage to get malware in this day and age ? pirated games ? I haven't had an honest to god malware infestation in like 10 years...

    NFC. I don't really use this server (it's a doctor's office). Supposedly the office is protected by Webroot (:vomit: ) but obviously not this machine...



  • @raceprouk I wonder if there are PS4 trophies for watching it there

    Doesn't look like it


  • FoxDev

    Status

    So...... anyone else notice we haven't seen @accalia around lately? Like maybe something happened to her?

    well...... something did happen to her!

    Someone gave her a jackhammer.

    Things didn't end well.

    There was blood.

    There were tears.

    There was a casualty.

    But first....... some Photos!

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    OOOh, that's some concrete that's not in the floor anymore.

    That can't be good.... But for what purpose could this destruction have?

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    OOOOOOOH! now i get it. It's for replacing the french drain that's become too damaged and/or clogged to be functional. That makes sense!

    Does anyone see these.png

    Ah. And the thing is cenented into the floor now. Now to let that chooch for a week before replacing the walls, radiators and floor. Then since this is high strength cement in a month it will be skookum as frig.

    So all this construction explains Accalia's absence. She took her home network apart to avoid having it damaged by dust and has been surviving on a craptop and LTE tethering all weekend and she didn't want to use the forums cause it would suck all the data out of her plan.

    so...... what does her setup look like now that the constriction (at least the dust producing bits) are done?

    say hi to perverted_vixen!

    hmm..... it will suffice for a week........

    And what does the rubble look like?

    hi!

    not bad....

    Oh! you wanted the details about the blood tears and casualty

    Well the blood was a pinched thumb in the door while putting it back on.

    the tears were... we're not sure actually but accalia blames dust.

    and the casualty?

    Accalia's only pair of bluejeans. they're a bit cement infused and cut up now......


  • Discourse touched me in a no-no place

    @raceprouk said in The Official Status Thread:

    storms off theatrically

    I would have thought that would be a “flounce” there. You can't go wrong with a good flounce, well, not unless you trip over your feet or something…


  • Discourse touched me in a no-no place

    @izzion I stopped playing that after I managed to get it to the point where another move was entirely impossible; you can get a 131072-cell IIRC (because you can get given 4-cells) but a 262144-cell is entirely impossible. After that, there didn't seem like much of a challenge left in that game.


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    @accalia said in The Official Status Thread:

    french drain

    Wat


  • Banned

    @tsaukpaetra http:// talkwithstranger danger.com/


  • FoxDev

    @tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:

    @accalia said in The Official Status Thread:

    french drain

    Wat

    Long story short it keeps your basement dry by draining groundwater into the sewers (usually, sometimes it's just into a nearby ravine/valley) before in infiltrates the basement.

    guess what has a tendency to happen when they break and/or get clogged with tree roots.


  • :belt_onion:

    @raceprouk said in The Official Status Thread:

    There are nine more.

    Why.

    There are achievements for YouTube too.


  • FoxDev

    @heterodox said in The Official Status Thread:

    @raceprouk said in The Official Status Thread:

    There are nine more.

    Why.

    There are achievements for YouTube too.

    WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?


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    @faizan-zahid-0 said in The Official Status Thread:

    @tsaukpaetra http:// talkwithstranger danger.com/

    Awe, and here I thought you would have been one of the legitimate users with a female human profile picture...


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    Status: Fuck panda.

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    Status: I'm getting disconnected from the forums abnormally more often today...


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    Status: Fighting this piece of crap:

    Guess what our golden Antivirus is? If you guessed Webroot, ding ding ding!

    It seems this thing has no end to problems, ugh. Last time I checked, the damn thing itself was infected, so everything it tried scanning got infected (which is pretty horrifying if you think about it).

    I'm just happy the botnet appeared dormant when I got there.


  • :belt_onion:

    @tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:

    Guess what our golden Antivirus is? If you guessed Webroot, ding ding ding!

    Christ, dude. Who the hell uses Webroot? (OBVIOUS RHETORICAL QUESTION)

    Don't do that.


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    @heterodox said in The Official Status Thread:

    @tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:

    Guess what our golden Antivirus is? If you guessed Webroot, ding ding ding!

    Christ, dude. Who the hell uses Webroot? (OBVIOUS RHETORICAL QUESTION)

    Don't do that.

    Taking recommendations, but the guy that's pushing it seems to think it's the bee's knees.

    FFS, I think even Windows Defender would have stopped this shit, but then again apparently you can't install Windows Defender on Server 2012!

    BS Microsoft, thanks for taking money I guess...


  • :belt_onion:

    Finally watched Avatar seven years after its release and not having seen a single trailer, clip, or anything in the interim. I was wondering if I'd be adding it to the Highly Acclaimed Movies you Hate Thread; actually thought it was pretty damn good instead. Guess the $2.8 billion at the box office wasn't all from idiots, go figure.

    I was not a big fan of the military being portrayed as the villain in the film rather than corporate greed, but I guess that's to be expected. (Wikipedia says the antagonist was a "private security force", but if that truly was meant to be the case, that line was not drawn such that even someone familiar with the difference could see it in the film, especially accounting for a post-modern era. There were direct assertions to the contrary.)

    Wikipedia said in Avatar (2009 film):

    Cameron felt that whether or not the Jake and Neytiri love story would be perceived as believable partially hinged on the physical attractiveness of Neytiri's alien appearance, which was developed by considering her appeal to the all-male crew of artists.

    At least some of those artists may have been gay (man, what would be the odds), because the males weren't too bad either.


  • :belt_onion:

    @tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:

    Taking recommendations, but the guy that's pushing it seems to think it's the bee's knees.

    I mean, I'm pretty much only familiar with McAfee at this point; McAfee would have stopped it though.

    @tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:

    FFS, I think even Windows Defender would have stopped this shit, but then again apparently you can't install Windows Defender on Server 2012!

    BS Microsoft, thanks for taking money I guess...

    You know, if you were to use Windows Server 2016 you'd have Windows Defender... I assume you're locked in to 2012 at the moment by third-party software requirements?


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    @heterodox said in The Official Status Thread:

    because the males weren't too bad either.

    Right?!?!

    Seriously, just because you're n space doesn't mean you gotta be fit/buff...


  • :belt_onion:

    @tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:

    Right?!?!

    Seriously, just because you're n space doesn't mean you gotta be fit/buff...

    Well, I assume when you're pulling yourself up/swinging on vines and shit... you'll get some core strength. Basically the whole day is a workout.


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    @heterodox said in The Official Status Thread:

    third-party software requirements?

    Yeah. The database software is apparently built for XP, but it seems mostly fine with Windows 8 Server.

    I'm not entirely convinced I'll be able to convinve $OWNER to drop another $800 just for the niceness of not having to choose a better antivirus.


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    @heterodox said in The Official Status Thread:

    @tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:

    Right?!?!

    Seriously, just because you're n space doesn't mean you gotta be fit/buff...

    Well, I assume when you're pulling yourself up/swinging on vines and shit... you'll get some core strength. Basically the whole day is a workout.

    @heterodox said in The Official Status Thread:

    @tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:

    Right?!?!

    Seriously, just because you're n space doesn't mean you gotta be fit/buff...

    Well, I assume when you're pulling yourself up/swinging on vines and shit... you'll get some core strength. Basically the whole day is a workout.

    Point. I gotta try that....

    ...

    Nah! Where am I going to do that in the desert? It's hard enough walking to the truck, let alone climbing vines! :D


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    Status: Um... yes?

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    Can we get moving sometime this year?


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    Status: Task Manager? Go home. You're durnkt.

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  • 👱🏻♀ Help! I can't copy these videos from my laptop to this USB stick!
    boner This is a dongle for a wireless mouse.
    👱🏻♀ Can you sort it it out for me?
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    👱🏻♀ Do I need to be here while you do it?
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  • Java Dev

    @heterodox said in The Official Status Thread:

    I was not a big fan of the military being portrayed as the villain in the film rather than corporate greed, but I guess that's to be expected. (Wikipedia says the antagonist was a "private security force", but if that truly was meant to be the case, that line was not drawn such that even someone familiar with the difference could see it in the film, especially accounting for a post-modern era. There were direct assertions to the contrary.)

    It's been a while since I last saw it, but I did interpret it as all corporate. There is historical precedent for stuff like that too - the VOC was incorporated (first company to issue freely trade-able stock), but had a lot of nation-like traits including a territory, an army, and its own flag.


  • Discourse touched me in a no-no place

    @pleegwat said in The Official Status Thread:

    It's been a while since I last saw it, but I did interpret it as all corporate. There is historical precedent for stuff like that too - the VOC was incorporated (first company to issue freely trade-able stock), but had a lot of nation-like traits including a territory, an army, and its own flag.

    The EIC was another example.


  • Garbage Person

    @tsaukpaetra If it manages to work on 2012, I'd be quite confident in it doing the same on 2016.

    The only 'hard' OS barriers recently have been XP->Vista or later and 2003/2003 R2 => 2008/2008 R2.

    And to be frank, most of that was 32bit software that had been built as "anyCPU" despite hard 32bit dependencies.


  • Discourse touched me in a no-no place

    Status: Why is the Help in Eclipse so shit? It describes everything but without saying anything useful at all. Every single time I end up looking at it, I learn nothing. I'm dismissive of MSDN often, but that at least has reasonably useful info hidden in there; Eclipse's help has absolutely fuck all of value.



  • Status: successfully used exiftool on a bunch of vacation photos to correct the camera's date/time, and then discovered that my digital camera doesn't embed any rotation data in the photos (I thought it did... I must be confusing it with the one I had before).

    I used IrfanView to losslessly rotate them, but without the embedded rotation data I had to do it by hand. :/



  • Status: outside in public.

    Me - 1
    Crippling social anxiety - 5479



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    @anonymous234 said in The Official Status Thread:

    Status: outside in public.

    Me - 1
    Crippling social anxiety - 5479

    What's keeping you outside?



  • @tsaukpaetra I needed to finish the large fries I ordered. I didn't really want them but they were only 1€ more than the medium ones so I felt that it would be a waste not to get them.



  • @cartman82 said in The Official Status Thread:

    So they are nearing 24h at work.

    That always assures quality work...
    (edited to add emphasis)


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    @tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:

    Status: Task Manager? Go home. You're durnkt.

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    Ya don't say?



  • I'm programming in C, and I regularly go "ugh, I'm just reimplementing objects here... this would be easier if I had classes".

    But then I remember that C++ has like 45 edge cases for each basic feature, and I think I'd rather stay with C.

    "No, you can't assign a = 2 here, are you crazy? What if the inherited constructor of this class' third parent throws an exception while it's initializing its virtual memory, and the second parent has declared a custom assignment operator? You gotta use this keyword you never heard of to handle this case!"



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    @createdtodislikethis said in The Official Status Thread:

    Yes, C is so much safer立。晴芸整記母浜旅脚上顧金本籍閉図一闘社投野医野合万量再示記目女生政節意障動者府系棋瀬都後北試。援流講裂掲転取感読。方江同領晴信優結速保通闘後都小家学疫遠庫特掲虎決事備聞権末意整教児知案存府夫銀方映書資報大才者。面米医団自持新総柳帯省操素北招導際進案迦女棋。反紹離在月政西用始省別大話測不辛豊。査播改国情改良聞国負政福日会米望県。右意結関存政環脚事負川広会言徴刊聞医。姉由腰児用芸関。勢戸出碁止野器司力約。優超腕当話告川員者供題済模拍小無係次断前問。著政伝感生向室界際反昭。月衛。谷未投始案奥高片是芸隔信。備作難同貨左済和殺。芸属健小満后科玲日英問向。需構言難写均信稿死分埼決買。広競況。作箱水見谷見用係地辛組無野併泊統見籍約掲顔上院格道出邑写了篠再泉経徴面旅本再著能年女良公史経腰集器名斐刀本社読知人郡人労作生紹。供妹優抗食。協。病社解紹。障導歩保腰負手棋付団警区影倒部不装位会遺由陽女案妹的。献載求団展広国激特氏所。幕償名。終独広。豊本約書昭去与案囲図貢国生能。江伝社存政業。伝町。腰監在拝掲神摂州上角叫健会番経松夫政右信月。彦生声終返所政以民民北結守首戸知刺終衣向磐舞家地情出連営努鋭国日楽固。長。供報望横最投望止勢本実聞死得更業図業遠裁。挑室土心貨功護障見席後著場俊裁却離図企参業谷虎伝佐患与案籍始死。数花護闘転将点得。変客倒栽事用後番編稿。洋放権警振最投円江通業伝天写廃守庫長点国任航記覚後利標政提確者摩言間届皇夫竹意倒選営素旅目方蝶率約就本供谷知聖一対捕捕央郡素世。導席夕川情質拍打反斐積会通地大用始川内佐壁間館権護光前細貢。磐那月是情物康存準囲線最局初入野顔廃歩百警能営江上各倍作帳。事協心。康問可晴見国天条的円玉外入綻打面漁斉界付員貨上招兜切著付献投九竹年経確確維奈敷立夫者装。領聞。愛情懲凡棋客用心階真覚体稿格何荒強抗少女著。極書振関綻場導年始無団協土協序新厳闘防助朝島。場権制疑卒明景断属播叫貢当系却明整住指中戒出馨内帯監生施分当軽購講。他量止幕問親造略。助預探載新示今締携情世央奈局件振彦設阪補読位禁稿和岩東避転心闘記席子海史足正局責負模読防題面得出取康企廃従平運流真年小再行建教江審黒系大展平倒業第理協方防柳裂康表再導建近印界制教歩奈浅核告雄無人浮告死令募頼分協今並勝線美本金援的政育理秋上本皇代。上帳問勝規稿防世間上知円世以的敗付護義報稿業病方月感条先一書千更採件知内将

    Yeah, I hate it when that happens...


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    Status: Anyone know how to stop JIRA and Confluence from eating so much RAM (even while idle)?

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    We really want to downsize the droplet back down to the $5/mo size, but find it just keeps crashing if the memory isn't at least 4GB...



  • @anonymous234 said in The Official Status Thread:

    I'm programming in C, and I regularly go "ugh, I'm just reimplementing objects here... this would be easier if I had classes".
    But then I remember that C++ has like 45 edge cases for each basic feature, and I think I'd rather stay with C.

    I miss being able to:

    return wtf_function().xyz;
    

    Instead of:

    temp = wtf_function();
    temp2 = temp->xyz;
    free(temp);
    return temp2;


  • Status: just had to pirate a copy of mass effect 2 that I had paid for, because idiotic DRM.
    EA deserves to be taped with a purple cholla



  • @createdtodislikethis

    Qingyun the whole mother-in-law line on the foot of the care of their membership of the family of a map of the community of the wild field of wild field and then show the amount of re-show the words of the girls section of the government. Aid flow to break the sense of change. Fang Jiang with the collar of the letter of the United States and the United States and the United States after the end of the small family to learn the future of the small family of special Tuhu tiger decided to reproduce the end of the word to teach the whole child to know the child.

    Interesting uninitialized memory you got there.


  • kills Dumbledore

    Status: testing a form for landlords insurance and using one of my standard testing addresses:

    Buckingham Palace
    London
    SW1A 1AA

    Unfortunately, the "number of bedrooms" box only accepts one digit, so I can't accurately enter the 52 Royal and guest bedrooms and 188 staff bedrooms.



  • @tsaukpaetra you're not going to drop back down, they eat memory like crazy, doubly so because Java at enterprise scales.



  • Status: Just rebuilt a kernel-mode driver. But something went awry in my script and I just signed everything in C:\Windows\System32 with our company's code-signing certificate. :facepalm: Nothing has gone wrong yet, but I imagine things will turn sour when I reboot.


  • Java Dev

    @mott555 Time to make sure your backups are up to date and you have an installation CD with the corporate image?



  • @tsaukpaetra Just kill the instance every 12 hours. That's what we do where I work 🚎



  • @tsaukpaetra said in The Official Status Thread:

    Anyone know how to stop JIRA and Confluence from eating so much RAM (even while idle)?

    Uninstall them 🐠


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