The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@boomzilla
at least they get a 3 star review!
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@obeselymorbid Who said it was a misspelling?
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@antiquarian said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@obeselymorbid Who said it was a misspelling?
It's clearly visible in the picture, she misspelled "family". Although, I didn't know that was an Asian stereotype.
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@Luhmann said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boomzilla
at least they get a 3 star review!My kind of whores. Discount rate.
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@Polygeekery said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Luhmann said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boomzilla
at least they get a 3 star review!My kind of whores. Discount rate.
Weren't you the one saying that discount rates is the problem with air travel?
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@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Polygeekery said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Luhmann said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@boomzilla
at least they get a 3 star review!My kind of whores. Discount rate.
Weren't you the one saying that discount rates is the problem with air travel?
Don't let logic get in the way of my humor!
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@Karla
If he's going up, everyone on the plane should pay full price. But if someone's going down on him, it better be the budget rate...
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@izzion said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Karla
If he's going up, everyone on the plane should pay full price. But if someone's going down on him, it better be the budget rate...Finally, someone gets it.
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@Polygeekery said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@izzion said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Karla
If he's going up, everyone on the plane should pay full price. But if someone's going down on him, it better be the budget rate...Finally, someone gets it.
The discount rate might get you some unwanted bonuses.
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@El_Heffe said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Is the funny that the price is more for paperback than new?
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@obeselymorbid said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Tsaukpaetra https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fourteen_Words#14_and_88
Huh. Well... Ha ha then...?
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@Tsaukpaetra said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Ha ha then...
At least I think that's what was supposed to be the joke in that picture.
Your level of amusement may vary.
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@RaceProUK
“Actually, that was Colin the Pine. He was a jerk. Don't mind holding at all!”
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@DogsB I'm undecided on whether or not that is worse than the 6kw 110V electrically heated showerhead with dubious wiring.
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@DogsB said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Is the funny part how there are 5 holidays in April and May, and none at all in June, July, and most of August?
(yes, I see that it says "pubic" holidays. And so what if there are two-and-a-half month dry spells; I'd sign up for that schedule in a heartbeat.)
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@dkf said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@RaceProUK
“Actually, that was Colin the Pine. He was a jerk. Don't mind holding at all!”Now there's no more
oakpine oppression!
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@anotherusername French public holidays (*). Add to that 5 weeks paid holidays, and 35 hours working week, can you now see how bad socialism is?
(*) Guernesey from the top of the picture, actually, which seems to have a mix of French and UK ones. But that's not going to block a cheap trolling attempt!
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@remi
I mean, it at least explains why there's never any toilet paper. The mill doesn't have enough time to start up before another holiday requires it to shut down
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I wonder if this is like when people get those tatoos of Chinese characters but don't know what they mean.
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@boomzilla Instruction manuals are being printed in odd places now...
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@boomzilla I see an example of the Tattooist's Apos'trophe.
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@dcon said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Instruction manuals are being printed in odd places now...
There should also be a copy of the instructions in front for the sake of completeness.
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@boomzilla "no regex"
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@RaceProUK said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
May update as I watch:
That Vanguard game he's complaining about being a Jackal ripoff? Yeah, that's a tank from Battle City, and levels are from Metal Gear for the NES with turrets slapped on.
Wow.
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@hungrier said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Although, I didn't know that was an Asian stereotype.
AIUI, neither Japanese nor Chinese have distinct
r
andl
sounds, they have a sound that is "in between"r
andl
, so to say. Which leads to confusion about which character to use in which case if you learned English "by ear".
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@Onyx I think I'm right in saying that many Chinese languages do differentiate between
r
andl
(Mandarin certainly does), but Japanese only hasr
: it completely lacks thel
sound.
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@RaceProUK not an expert, but possibly. I didn't bother contacting my resident expert on Asian languages for a minor point on a web forum :P
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@Onyx said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@hungrier said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Although, I didn't know that was an Asian stereotype.
AIUI, neither Japanese nor Chinese have distinct
r
andl
sounds, they have a sound that is "in between"r
andl
, so to say. Which leads to confusion about which character to use in which case if you learned English "by ear".Korean, definitely. For instance, see Lee vs Rhee.
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@RaceProUK said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Well, there's yer problem! It's 'murican, you need to move it an inch!
Also, how do you grill gossip? And is it tasty?
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I don't get it.
:no_giggity:
Edit: thank ewe internet.
Whitemail said in https://voat.co/v/funny/1697687/8318391:
According to Google's translator
get = goat
killing = young goat
Edit 2: in fact, why don't I just post this:
https://i.imgtc.com/eT4BU3M.jpg
Too lazy to find the original on Twitter.
Edit 3: goatdammit, I'm not that lazy after all.
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@Onyx
Don't worry, on the Internet, all grills are guys. Unless they're 14 year old grills, in which case they're FBI agents.
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@Zecc Also, TIL "kid" is a name for a young goat, which puts a new perspective on people who are taking about their kids, and Billy the Kid.
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@izzion On the internet, no one knows you're a wood pellet smoker.