The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@RaceProUK said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Yamikuronue Not compared to today's tech, no. But back in 1801, when the (current) Union Flag was first introduced, we didn't have long-range radios, distress flares, or satellite communications :P
I would bet there were a lot of false alarms. Or genuine distress signals, where the viewer believed it was just a mistake.
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@RaceProUK said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/220580284842639361/301105853170450434/image.jpg
For those who want to know, but not badly enough to search: It is a real book store. http://wikimapia.org/28162793/Wong-Fook-Hing-Book-Store
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@r10pez10 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I try not to be an asshole when I bike...but when pedestrians treat my lane as an extension of the sidewalk and cars think I should be on the sidewalk (which is illegal once you are 13 or something.) I can be more aggressive.
When I attempt to cross a red light, I wait for a clear path across that doesn't interfere with cars or pedestrians,
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(And for the historians viewing this in a few years, it's about this: http://www.attn.com/stories/16319/chicago-police-respond-united-airlines-controversy)
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@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
When I attempt to cross a red light, I wait for a clear path across that doesn't interfere with cars or pedestrians,
I also like the car drivers who think that the bike lane is the perfect place to park their car. I also like it when they think that switching on the warning lights somehow makes it okay.
Yesterday a Ferrari driver tried to pull that exact stunt and obviously moved to park on the bike lane. He somehow missed the police car directly behind him who promptly announced through the loud speaker: "Listen, idiot, even if your car is red the bike lane still isn't for stopping. Move along."
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@PJH said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
TIL overselling is still a thing that happens today.
Is that a mostly American thing?I don't fly that often but I never heard of passengers being removed from the plane due to overbooking.
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@PJH said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
(And for the historians viewing this in a few years, it's about this: http://www.attn.com/stories/16319/chicago-police-respond-united-airlines-controversy)
In other news today:
@Rhywden said in In other news today...:
If that story is true then, what in the hell guys? Also, why didn't they solve that shit before people boarded?
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@Zecc quoted in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
If that story is true then, what in the hell guys? Also, why didn't they solve that shit before people boarded?
Because the staff (but not for that flight) that needed to board turned up at the last minute I believe.
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@PJH said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Because the staff (but not for that flight) that needed to board turned up at the last minute I believe.
Then those staff need to be disciplined for tardiness.
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@PJH said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Zecc quoted in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Heh.
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@RaceProUK Right. I just found it funny that @PJH was too lazy to copy the part from my post which correctly attributed the quoted text to @Rhywden.
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@Zecc said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@RaceProUK Right. I just found it funny that @PJH was too lazy to copy the part from my post which correctly attributed the quoted text to @Rhywden.
That was made on mobile which isn't the best interface to start mucking around editing quotes.
Anyway..
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@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
When I attempt to cross a red light, I wait for a clear path across that doesn't interfere with cars or pedestrians,
When I attempt to cross a red light, I wait for a green light!
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@Rhywden said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I also like the car drivers who think that the bike lane is the perfect place to park their car. I also like it when they think that switching on the warning lights somehow makes it okay.
That's ok. The UPS drivers do that in the middle of the lane. On a 2 lane road. That had space for parking next to the curb. Asshole.
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@Rhywden said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Yesterday a Ferrari driver tried to pull that exact stunt and obviously moved to park on the bike lane. He somehow missed the police car directly behind him who promptly announced through the loud speaker: "Listen, idiot, even if your car is red the bike lane still isn't for stopping. Move along."
Oh man, sometimes timing is perfect!
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@dcon said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Karla said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
When I attempt to cross a red light, I wait for a clear path across that doesn't interfere with cars or pedestrians,
When I attempt to cross a red light, I wait for a green light!
Cyclists can't help but try to save a few seconds at every opportunity in an attempt to make up for their inferior slow choice of transportation.
Doubles as a picture of a better vehicle in addition to a trolling indicator.
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@Atazhaia said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
@Boner said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
TRWTF is putting frosting on a cinnamon bun.
Is that frosting or
awere you just excited to see a cinnamon bun?
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@obeselymorbid Well... In sweden we got this thing called "runka bulle" where some males will wank over a cinnamon bun and whoever comes last gets to eat it. Depending on preferences, that may be either positive or negative, however...
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@Atazhaia said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
runka bulle
In a completely unrelated news, I just thought up a new variation of the game. You replace a cinnamon bun with a woman. The rest of the rules remain same - the last one gets to eat it.
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@Atazhaia said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
wank over a cinnamon bun
Salty and sweet!
Something tells me this is actually a delicacy...
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@Tsaukpaetra
And now we know why you always come late
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@DogsB Well, it's not wrong
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@DogsB FTFY ^.^
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@Atazhaia said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
TRWTF is putting frosting on a cinnamon bun.
You, sir/madam, can no longer be my friend!
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@Atazhaia I think Limp Bizkit named their band after a similar activity.
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@Atazhaia I think even @Perverted_Vixen would think twice about that
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@DogsB said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
So she doesn't want him out? Well, I've seen kinkier...
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@anonymous234 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Watch it without sound.
Turn on sound between 1:05 and 1:15
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@Onyx
There is vodka in those cups isn't it?
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@Luhmann IN COFFEE? Who do you think we are, some kind of barbarians?
Vodka is a chaser, obviously.
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