The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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@PJH said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Amazingly google translate combined with my ~5 word French knowledge managed to explain that one to me.
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This is a gull, and it fell into a vat of Tikka Masala.
It looks embarrassed. And delicious.
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@loopback0 said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Beyonce the Tank Engine – 00:51
— TheAzariahThomas the Tank Engine™: The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air (Remix) [V2] – 02:00
— Taylor Kennedy
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Meanwhile, in South Korea:
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@PJH
It's funny because the fat guy well never make it past that pole
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@RaceProUK Holy shit, it's a genre.
Walk This Way - Run DMC vs Aerosmith vs Thomas the Tank Engine – 02:48
— Florence Shiteingale
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@PJH said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Objection! Yoda would have said something more along the lines of "All you need, love is."
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@PJH ... are the signs on the floor tiles printed wrong? Is the pole supposed to make it so fat people have to get exercise by climbing stairs?
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@anotherusername I think the idea is that you swipe your fatty card and get fat shamed before the pole retracts.
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@PJH said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Meanwhile, in South Korea:
@anotherusername said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Is the pole supposed to make it so fat people have to get exercise by climbing stairs?
@hungrier said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
I think the idea is that you swipe your fatty card and get fat shamed before the pole retracts.
It's to prevent stupidity...
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Who said romance is dead? Seriously though, you could choose a better theme. How about date night at the movies?
...and seriously girl, you can do a lot better than Theresa!
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@DoctorJones Well, at least it should be clear whether she said yes or no.
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/me likes her name.
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@Mikael_Svahnberg Sounds fishy
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@DoctorJones said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Seriously though, you could choose a better theme.
Give over. Sturgeon and May would be the most boring couple ever.
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@loopback0 Cameron and Clegg made for a cuter couple anyway
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@obeselymorbid said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Amazingly google translate combined with my ~5 word French knowledge managed to explain that one to me.
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@Boner I'm not sure why the title points out that she is blind.
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Which one to choose?
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@Boner
Someone missed an opportunity for a great video title there by choosing the word "cat".
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Paging @Polygeekery because UPS
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@fbmac Appropriate surname.
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@loopback0 Except it seems they couldn't remember it a few seconds earlier.
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@fbmac said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Paging @Polygeekery because UPS
And then the murders began.
If only getting some public shaming would make UPS notice...
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@Boner said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
To be fair, very little positive comes from being not in the nuts.
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@fbmac said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Paging @Polygeekery because UPS
Do you have one for "Got woke up at 3am by the dogs going apeshit in the backyard, yelling at them to come back in the house and then saying fuck it and going back to sleep and then having to dispose of a dead, rotting, raccoon this morning because that is apparently what they were barking at, but I am just glad they only killed it and did not drag it in the house"?
Because that was my morning.
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@JBert said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
And then the murders began.
Racoon murders apparently
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https://m.imgur.com/gallery/R2Jhf
Edit: it gets better on the second page
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@Polygeekery said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
having to dispose of a dead, rotting, raccoon this morning because that is apparently what they were barking at
Yeah, those zombie raccoons are pricks of things.
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@flabdablet that's why I have all the guns. Australia doesn't have anything like zombie raccoons.
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@Polygeekery said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Australia doesn't have anything like zombie raccoons.
Don't be too sure about that.
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@fbmac said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Oof. Good thing it's pointing with another finger in the last panel.
Edit: it gets better on the second page
I disagree, but it was funny too I guess.
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@fbmac said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Aye Aye comic
True Facts About The Aye Aye – 03:14
— Ze Frank
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http://crazycrackerz.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/firefox-is-frozen.jpg
I really wanted to post it to the Fox Ideas thread for the lulz.
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Maybe a bit esoteric, but...
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@Polygeekery Luckily
ClarissaTwitter explains it.