Best posts made by JazzyJosh
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RE: Jeff gets it off his chest
Because I'm more than what I am on WTDWTF. Maybe I would actually like to read someone's tweets without having to log out of twitter.
I never even pestered the guy on Meta.D nor Twitter, but if you're going to be an asshat like that and bring it into a major social network, maybe I should have the right to respond.
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RE: Driving Anti-Patterns - Necro Edition
A very noticable anti-pattern. I can't remember if this was linked here.
The canopener strikes again – 01:43
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RE: NPM 5.7 recursively changing ownership of system directories when using sudo npm -g
@boomzilla I think Marcan's edit is more important. This should be being addressed as
HOLY SHIT EVERYTHING IS ON FIRE ROLLBACK NOW
And 12 hours later it still isn't rolled back.
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RE: The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨
Why shouldn't you give Elsa a balloon?
[spoiler]She'll just Let it Go[/spoiler]
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RE: The Official Status Thread
@Tsaukpaetra Yeah, I mean it's MITMing ponies onto your screen.
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RE: Designing for Crisis
@bb36e >Because of its privacy settings, this video cannot be played here.
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RE: The Official Status Thread
Status: Holy fuck I am not ok with this.
I am not fucking ok with this code
do NOT sign me the FUCK up bad code ba̷̶ ԁ cOde thats some bad code right th ere right there if i do ƽaү so my self i say so thats not what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ Bad code
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RE: The New Likes Topic: Part 2: The Quotes Topic: Electric Boogaloo
@Luhmann said:
@RaceProUK said:
@JazzyJosh said:
@RaceProUK said:
@Luhmann said:
@RaceProUK said:
The padded cell however will take longer to procure
I might be mistaking but I was under the impression Accalia had one, maybe we can fox swap or is it swap-a-fox?
You'd have to ask @accalia if she'd be willing to vacate itAre we sure that's a good idea?
You're asking the wrong hedgehog
Can you pass the question along to the hedgehog to your right?
Enough with that now!This makes me very unhappy for some reason.
You should know better than to say stop.
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RE: The Official Status Thread
@cursorkeys said in The Official Status Thread:
You can't access the color components, can't convert it back to a Color int.
???
added in API level 26
Oh.
Uh... https://developer.android.com/reference/android/graphics/Color.html#pack() ?
added in API level 26
Uh... https://developer.android.com/reference/android/graphics/Color.html#toArgb() ?
added in API level 26
To those non-Android Developers out there, it's only available in Android 8 aka Oreo aka the latest one.
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RE: 📖 Teh Official Discopædia (Forums Dictionary)
Productionify
verbTake a development tool or environment, put passwords other than hunter2 on it, and ship as fast as possible.
Usage: We are productionifying a new Discourse feature: SQL Sandbox for Discourse. Run queries on your user information!
[citation]
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RE: The Official Status Thread
It's Friday. I'm off for the rest of the year. I'm fuckin' OUTTA HERE!
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RE: The Official Status Thread
Tiny Agility from 9 + 0.9 to 0 + 0
Tiny base armor increased from -1 to 0WTF is this patch?
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RE: 💩 Shit I just heard in my office
Interesting facts related to back up alarms:
Why Do Reversing Trucks Not Beep Any More? – 01:45
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RE: NPM 5.7 recursively changing ownership of system directories when using sudo npm -g
@jbert Yeah, but there's nothing preventing you from downloading the
THIS WILL BREAK YOUR SYSTEM
build.
And they still haven't updated the release notes to address this
AND THE BUILD STILL ISN'T VERSIONED TO INDICATE IT'S A PRE-RELEASE.
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RE: Proving that Android’s, Java’s and Python’s sorting algorithm is broken (and showing how to fix it)
Things I hate: Sites where middle click doesn't open the link in a new tab.
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RE: :wtf: How can this be so wrong??? (AKA the Discopocalypse thread)
@Onyx said in How can this be so wrong??? (AKA the Discopocalypse thread):
I need this forum to behave exactly like my old potato, damn it!
Parp!
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RE: Jazzy orders from AliExpress
Here we go!
Packaging seems ok
Seems legit!
No lies, that's aluminum!
Looks like a decent grind to me. Looks like we got a winner!
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RE: Couple trapped in car for 13 hours: AKA common sense WTF
#THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!
#WON'T ANYONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN?!!?!
<be a little more descriptive.
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RE: The Official Status Thread
Status:
.width-30 { width: 30px; }
Ok, that's not too awful
.width-31 { width: 31px; }
Uh...
for (int i = 32; i <= 400; i++) { printf(".width-" + i + "{\n\t"); printf("width: " + i + "px;\n"); printf("}\n\n") }
Then I noticed this was after a reformat. Previously it was a single ~10k long line.
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RE: The Official Status Thread
Status: I'm declaring a new protocol: SHAMPOO
It is designed as a wrapper for your SOAP headers.
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RE: The Official Status Thread
@Mikael_Svahnberg Now implement
android.app.ActivityManager.isUserAMonkey()
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RE: Feature request: notifications for downvotes
@Lorne-Kates said in Feature request: notifications for downvotes:
@ben_lubar said in Feature request: notifications for downvotes:
I'd like to get rid of the voting system
Wait until one of my post is the highest rated post in the forum.
Then shut down the voting.
Because I'm the best.
Fuck you, give me upvotes?
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RE: The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨
@ScholRLEA said in The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨:
Most people who posted to DFC wouldn't bother to collect the URLs for all the strips where they got a caption in the Green Zone. Fewer still would post it to a forum for no good reason.
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RE: WTF Bites
@groo There is a HUGE difference between "Can't do that, invalid syntax" and "should I alias
ls
todd if=/dev/random of=/etc/sda
"You're violating the whole idea of a constructor.
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RE: The Official Status Thread
Joshua,
When we first met there was a spark. You were looking for insight on mobile and web testing, and I was looking to share it. We were a match made in heaven.
Will you give me a second chance to be the test automation authority in your life? We have so much in common, like our love for continuous testing. Please don’t let me go yet!
You put me on your spam list. WTF are you on about.
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RE: The Official Status Thread
Status: The year is 2017 and this fucking framework decides to use active fucking x for XHR on IE 11
active fucking X
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RE: 📖 Teh Official Discopædia (Forums Dictionary)
Improvinate
verbImprove and innovate in such a way as to do neither
Usage:
I understand spoilers are an important core forum feature and we want to improvinate this.
See also: Anything but Discourse
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RE: Good article on what the EU *could* be doing instead of what they *are* doing to improve the internet
@dfdub said in Good article on what the EU *could* be doing instead of what they *are* doing to improve the internet:
Then make all analytics scripts opt-in. Then tell users what you use the information for. Voila, you're compliant.
Whoops, forgot to update one part of that site. Guess we are now liable for millions in fines.
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RE: NPM 5.7 recursively changing ownership of system directories when using sudo npm -g
@maharrg maharrg locked and limited conversation to collaborators 13 minutes ago
STILL NOT UNPUBLISHED
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RE: The Official Status Thread
Status: Currently developing with the KSP method.
Everything can increase its stability by applying more Struts.
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RE: Atlassian Rebrands
@lb_ said in Atlassian Rebrands:
What is an example of an abstraction with no leaks?
Fuck you, give me money.
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RE: A dog called Ghoti
@PJH Protip: Fish is not the fluffiest dog in the world.
That honor goes to Chewy:
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RE: 2018 CVE List
@boomzilla said in 2018 CVE List:
CVE-2018-????? Updating NPM renders system unusablehttps://what.thedailywtf.com/topic/24685/npm-5-7-recursively-changing-ownership-of-system-directories-when-using-sudo-npm-g -
RE: 🐭 40 bullshit likes or whatever - for blakey (The Blakeylikes thread) 🐁
IIRC his problem isn't that it has any stupid political bullshit baggage, it's that is the stupidest gamifying way to bar access to areas.
also discourse.
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RE: Mac OS High Sierra: how to switch to root without a password
@boomzilla E_NO_BRACKETS_REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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RE: Is this a dragon? DO NOT POST PORN WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU STOP STOP STOP IT
Could we FUCKING NOT post NSFW content out of NSFW threads dear god.