Best posts made by JazzyJosh
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RE: Yamada wants a thread. Yamada wants to be spoiled...
@TimeBandit Yamada probably wants to not be viewed at work >.>
EDIT: Much better.
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RE: The Official Status Thread
Status: Just saw this ad.
Disney's got a time machine!
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RE: The Official Status Thread
@Lorne-Kates No, no, no, you have to shake the water around as well.
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RE: The Official Status Thread
Sick enough to feel liek shit,
notherefore sick enough to call out sick to work.Post can't be empty
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RE: The Official Status Thread
Status: I found @RaceProUK at EMP Museum (months ago)
D:
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RE: The Official Status Thread
Status: Just came across a POJO that holds 15 fields... which extends a class that holds 15 fields... which extends an abstract class that holds 60 fields
It hurts.
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RE: Good article on what the EU *could* be doing instead of what they *are* doing to improve the internet
@Gąska said in Good article on what the EU *could* be doing instead of what they *are* doing to improve the internet:
@blakeyrat Google, Microsoft and Apple are the least of our data privacy problems. I know it's hard to believe for a left pondian, but really not everything is about USA.
I like how you left Facebook off
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RE: The Official Status Thread
Oh gee, I'd like to see the post that was jeffed, let's just go to the notific-
NOPE FUCK YOU YOU GET WHERE THE POST USED TO BE BECAUSE THAT'S USEFUL
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RE: Good article on what the EU *could* be doing instead of what they *are* doing to improve the internet
@Gąska said in Good article on what the EU *could* be doing instead of what they *are* doing to improve the internet:
@TwelveBaud don't you need like 50 employees before compliance officer is mandatory?
Whoops, I've hired my 50th employee. Guess I'm not a small business anymore and I have to retain essentially an attorney on staff 24/7 or face multi-million Euro fines.
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RE: The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
@FrostCat It actually is an actual transcript
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RE: The Official Status Thread
Status: Why don't we have a nerd alt-rock band called Perl Jam?
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RE: The Official Status Thread
@pie_flavor said in The Official Status Thread:
And if it takes zero effort to disprove your statement, I think it says more about your statement than it does the disproving tactic.
Like how you say Discourse > NodeBB ?
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RE: When the reviewer doesn't understand my Javascript it's his fault
@gleemonk said in When the reviewer doesn't understand my Javascript it's his fault:
Finally getting there: Applied
prettier
to all files.The biggest source of diffs was that wrote
if(condition) {
and wroteif( condition ) {
(though with forgetting the space before the closing paren half the time). I don't know how either got the idea, I just tried not to squint every other line while reading. Glad this is over.Those should both be
if (condition) {
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RE: :book: :book: Teh Official Discopædia Meta
NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... Our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.... Our three weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.... Our four...no... Amongst our weapons.... Amongst our weaponry...are such elements as fear, surprise.... I'll come in again.
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RE: The Official Status Thread
@ben_lubar I identify as being poor compared to Warren Buffett.
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RE: Uber, the sociopathic company full of psychopaths, now with murder! (Because regulations aren't "Disruptive" enough!)
@cabbage said in Uber, the sociopathic company full of psychopaths, now with murder! (Because regulations aren't "Disruptive" enough!):
Just as confirmation that I'm not insane about the light thing - notice that the ability of the camera to see in the dark is so bad that in the video you literally can't see the poles of the street lights, just the lights at the top of them. I've never witnessed that with my eyes in real life.
See also this alternative image of the same road from another car's less shit dashcam:
If the lighting as a human would perceive it was more like that, it's pretty hard to imagine not being able to see a crossing pedestrian until you were about to hit them, like the police-released video suggests happened.
Well look at that. I mentioned on another chat that a poor quality dashcam could have been used, and it looks like it was. Pedestrian was still an idiot for crossing where they were, but I can definitely see manslaughter charges being brought against the driver for not paying attention in an experimental prototype where their entire job is to be ready to take over immediately in case of failure.
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RE: 📖 Teh Official Discopædia (Forums Dictionary)
Discomath
nounMath that is improperly applied by Discourse which results in it finding an incorrect answer. e.g. 2 + 2 results in 73514
see also: Numberwang
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RE: The Official Status Thread
@magus BUT I DON'T WANNA CRUD. WHO WANTS TO CRUD? CRUD SOUNDS CRUDDY.
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RE: The Official Status Thread
Status: The fuck is this shit:
Warning: you have too many tracked new and unread topics, clear some using "Dismiss New" or "Dismiss Posts"
Since when does forum software complain that you are using it too much?
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RE: The Official Status Thread
@accalia said in The Official Status Thread:
30ml sugar
TIL we measure dry goods in metric volume instead of mass.
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RE: Atlassian Rebrands
@blakeyrat said in Atlassian Rebrands:
But also not in the ignore file? What would that be? Help my imagination.
I went a little too far past the point I needed to commit. Let me only add the stuff I want in this commit and then I'll continue working on the next commit.
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RE: The Official Status Thread
RIP XP users
Status: I go away for one 3-day weekend and you all make 1500 posts in the likes topic
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RE: Berlin's new airport's fire alarm/suppression system didn't work. The solution? Interns!
Except this time it would be true, because California exists. off to /r/FloridaMan
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RE: Mattress Suggestions?
Way too personal to be relevant. Just head to some mattress stores and try them out.
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RE: The Official Status Thread
its evolutionary purpose is to deter mammals from eating things
Good thing I care about its evolutionary purpose when I'm eating hot wings or indian food.
Also, Hype status: Hype
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RE: YouTube demonetizes people in the scariest way possible
@lorne-kates said in YouTube demonetizes people in the scariest way possible:
@lb_ said in YouTube demonetizes people in the scariest way possible:
On the heels of Twitch’s exec shakeup yesterday which saw the Amazon-owned streaming site adding a new COO, the company today announced a multi-year partnership with Disney Digital Network
YouTubeGoogle, could you stop advertising Nazis in front of our videos, and featuring dead bodies?
lol nope u want an algorith?
...... Hey,TwitchAmazon, do you want a bunch of money?
YesLet's go one level higher...
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RE: How to lose business from IT "professionals"
So how is libelously calling people murderers OK?
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RE: The Official Status Thread
@e4tmyl33t said in The Official Status Thread:
Status: Wishing I remembered ANY of the VBA I learned a handful of years ago.
No you don't.
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RE: The W3C is at it again!
Oh, I found another reponse:
"triggered" - The browser must return "triggered" if requesting whether it can play a media type means that your cis-shitlord ass caused it to be triggered. Once you recieve "triggered" you must check your privilege with the server again. Trying to force playback of any type after the Browser returns "triggered" must crash the browser
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RE: The Official Status Thread
Many security analysts were stunned by the idea that any major company could still be vulnerable to SQL injection.
Bullshit.
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RE: The Official Status Thread
@Jaloopa They replaced the From and Received columns in everybody's Thunderbird inboxes with a "Correspondents" column that has a useless grayed out to the left of the person who sent it, presumably for forwards? I mean, if it's not a forward, then just don't display the arrow dumbfucks
Fake edit: Looks like its for determining if the message is incoming or outgoing. THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT OF THERE BEING A SEPARATE INBOX AND OUTBOX YOU DUMBFUCKS
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RE: FlightAware starts using :disco: :horse: Sadness ensues
@pjh said in FlightAware starts using Sadness ensues:
@the_quiet_one said in FlightAware starts using Sadness ensues:
but I've noticed its activity has gone down in the last few years. This will no doubt kill it for good.
Actually we got an uptick in participation when we moved over to Discourse...
Community Server being shit doesn't excuse Discourse turning out to be only slightly less shitty.
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RE: ShowerPoint Trojan
If your employee opens a file like that in the first place, they've already failed their security test I guess.
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RE: Junior developer woes
Water, air, fire, dirt. Fuckin' pointers: how do they work?
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RE: Open office plan WTF
@pydsigner Yeah, I can't help with the asshole sitting on my desk problem.
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RE: Jazzy orders from AliExpress
http://puu.sh/G9DO8/cc62a6f3cd.png
Yep, I totally live in Shenzhen. Thankfully better tracking services exist for this shipment.