Posts made by error
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RE: The Official Status Thread
@Zerosquare said in The Official Status Thread:
@error said in The Official Status Thread:
Going in for LASIK.
Have your eyes recovered yet?
(You posted in the Cat Status thread, so I assume so.)I can see OK. Full recovery might take a couple months.
For now I have eye drops to put in every hour.
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RE: Programming Memes Thread
@PleegWat said in Programming Memes Thread:
confluence's search is barely better than nothing at all.
Confluence search makes NodeBB search look good.
Hell, I'm lucky if I can even find a match within our organization (worldwide company with hundreds of orgs).
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RE: Programming Memes Thread
@remi said in Programming Memes Thread:
But I'm not sure the semi-informal tone of how I wrote them really sends the message they want to send.
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RE: Programming Memes Thread
@remi Documentation? Sounds like a good use of ChatGPT.
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RE: WTF Bites
I saw this pattern today, it took me a few seconds to parse:
if (~foo.indexOf(bar)) {
It seems to (ab)use bitwise NOT to get a result similar to
foo.indexOf(bar) != -1
, since~(-1)
returns0
and other values return non-0
, and0
is falsy and other values are truthy.I'm not sure if this is a or if it's a clever shorthand I should add to my repertoire. ()
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RE: The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
I mixed up the words "jacuzzi" and "Yakuza." Now I'm in hot water with the Japanese mafia.
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RE: The Official Status Thread
@izzion said in The Official Status Thread:
3 short of a good number
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RE: The Official Status Thread
@PleegWat said in The Official Status Thread:
@error said in The Official Status Thread:
I won $2400 at a casino tonight.
Revenue or profit?
Almost entirely profit, though the casino withheld 24% for taxes.
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RE: WTF Bites
I hate web devs. All of them. They're all a bunch of shit-slinging morons.
I thought we were friends.
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RE: The Cat Status Thread
@HardwareGeek said in The Cat Status Thread:
But Collins and other wildlife specialists are careful to emphasize that these tiny, deceptively darling felines are not like your domesticated pals (apologies to all friends who asked if I would be able to hold one during my reporting).
“Think of your house cat when they don’t want to be petted, times ten—that’s what these guys are like,” says Collins. ... “They do not bluff if they want to do something. And we frequently tell them that: ‘I know you would. You would kill me in a heartbeat if you could.’ ” Those who work with them often bring little rakes in to keep them at bay.
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RE: A fool and his not-really-money are soon parted
BTC seems to be going to the moon again, and my initial $3600 is now worth nearly $4000.
Not bad for a few days investment, where I didn't put in any capital.
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RE: No Comments on Funny Stuff
@Bulb said in No Comments on Funny Stuff:
So I go look in the commit messages, trying to find what it might have been so I don't reintroduce that bug or break that special case when fixing this bug.
You're using commit messages as a substitute for unit tests.
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RE: No Comments on Funny Stuff
@dkf said in No Comments on Funny Stuff:
@MrL said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
"Fix"
"Small fix"
"Refactor"
"Further changes"
"Reverted for error"
"Implementation"
"Merge from feature/everything to develop"Also:
"Fuck"
"Why????"
"Damnit"
"Clean up"@error_bot xkcd git commit