You came out to your dad as "gender fluid"? I thought "gender fluid" was what you were when you came out of your dad.
Posts made by da_Doctah
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RE: The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
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RE: 🙅 THE BAD IDEAS THREAD
Chizza!
So far, only available in the Philippines, but you can't say you weren't warned.
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RE: Random Rant of the night.
Ah, yes, Oscar Goldman, the Jewish male-pattern-hair-loss Robin the Boy Wonder. The ur-Phil Coulson.
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RE: Doctor Who Series 9 first teaser trailer
If it's September 19th shouldn't he be talking like a pirate?
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RE: The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
The following week, he ends up in Oakland trying to get to Auckland, and then it's off to Beirut for the Bavarian Wagner festival.
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RE: 🙅 THE BAD IDEAS THREAD
No mention of the first film James Bond? Fred Truesdell?
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RE: The Official Good Ideas Thread™
Will your saving their bacon produce any long-term improvement in the corporate stupidity? If not, I would suggest that they don't deserve to have their bacon saved. Fail fast or fail later; they're going to fail eventually.
I realize that, but...bacon!
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RE: 🙅 THE BAD IDEAS THREAD
That reminds me of the first Baldur's Gate where they chose Saxonian (IIRC) guys for the German voices. Presumably because the guy in charge found it hilarious.
Yeah, there's nothing more fun when your supposedly intelligent mage sounds like an inbred hillbilly. Or your noble Paladin goes: "Howdy y'all!"
Donizetti (composer of Lucia di Lammermoor, etc)was apparently enthralled by all things British, which explains why he wrote Emilia di Liverpool. And perhaps we can excuse his geographic flubs like having one character flee to the mountains just outside the city (?). But he wrote one character to sing his part in a Tuscan accent as comic relief, that apparently being the Italian counterpart to Scouse.
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RE: The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
I'm not seeing the indignity. Having a rope up to show people where to go is a normal part of modern life.
Twitch.com must be one of those right-wing sites. A more even-handed headline would read "Conservative journalists all butt-hurt over having to wait their turn".
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RE: The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
In the wake of Sarah O'Connor getting tweeted about Skynet: do you suppose Michael Bolton has ever seen the movie "Office Space"?
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RE: The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨
I've opened a restaurant called "Peace and Quiet" .
Kid's meals are £250.
Well worth the price, provided they're made out of real kids.
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RE: The quasi Official Stupid Ideas that have actually been done thread
hrod17?
WHAT HAS SHE DONE TO THE OTHER 16 HILLARY RODHAMS
WHAT HAS SHE DONE TO THEM
Rusty Venture knows, but he's not talking....
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RE: 😈 The Evil Ideas thread
When my brother and his (then) two young kids were living overseas, my parents and I made a point of sending the little brats the noisiest gifts we could find for birthdays and Christmas. Recorders with gender-appropriate songbooks were definitely part of one package.
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RE: Making the office "look right"
Here's my take, although it has been a long while since I have heard it, and then it was as "Outer Mongolia". I have always understood it to mean "as far away as you can get". It also had a subtle connotation that made it "worse" than Timbuktu.
But is it worse than Bum Fuck Egypt?
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RE: The Official Good Ideas Thread™
Why is liking quiche considered unmanly?
Quiche is pie!
With bacon in it!
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RE: The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
Bristol Palin pregnant again: "I do not want sympathy."
https://s2.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/E0lp615tWfj9DElTtuGnYQ--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7cT04NTtzbT0xO3c9MzEw/http://l.yimg.com/os/publish-images/omg/2015-06-25/431fd1e0-1b84-11e5-afac-97d51d17e4d4_Bristol-Palin.jpgOkay, it's a deal.
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RE: The minor rants thread.
How do you know she's naked?
I can't actually tell for sure. But she's definitely barefoot.
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RE: The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
I tend to use the clutch to hold the car on a hill
Why do you hate clutches so much?
A clutch killed my father.
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RE: The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
I haven't driven a stick in many years, after learning pretty emphatically that I tend to use the clutch to hold the car on a hill. Best not to tempt fate.
But my first car was a stick. And reverse was all the way to the right and down, just like the diagram that started this whole conversation. Only difference was, mine didn't have a "5" so there was no forward gear directly opposite "R".
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RE: The bad words and counting topic
the two well-known Dutch people an American was likely to know,
Eddie and Alex Van Halen are the first two that come to my mind.
You kids.
I had Mouth and Macneal.
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RE: The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨
Final exam in Logic 101 course consists of one question:
(1) Complete the syllogism:
"Knowledge is power." --Francis Bacon
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RE: The bad words and counting topic
Anyway yes, it's really shitty for people to get caught up on "niggardly" which is not a racist term while there are actual genuine racist terms in use all over the US.
I've never been able to understand why the same people who get het up about the imagined racial implications of "niggardly" or even "water buffalo" have no problem talking about "denigrating" something.
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RE: The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨
What's shit-myself-worthy about "aloha, snackbar"?
Sounds close to "Allahu Akbar!", which is what terrorists scream before blowing themselves up.
So what's Arabic for "Geronimo!"?
(Or, for that matter, "Yippie-ki-yay, muthahfuckas"?)
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RE: 🙅 THE BAD IDEAS THREAD
I would put something "made from meat off-cuts and offal ... pig's heart, liver and fatty belly meat" here.
Wait. You just defined bacon as a bad idea?
Kill the heretic!
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RE: 🙅 THE BAD IDEAS THREAD
Well, since the first hit for SPD at acronymfinder.com is "Sensory Processing Disorder", I'm inclined to let it stand as written.
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RE: 🙅 THE BAD IDEAS THREAD
Once had a British friend describe his interpretation of "sausage and biscuits in gravy", with none of the three major words representing what he understood by them (he even tried to meet us halfway by assuming "American sausage", which meant his image of the dish involved Oscar Meyer hot dogs.)
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RE: ☎ The Best (and Only) Ringtone Thread
Just putting this out there for anyone who might want to try it: "Paralyzed", by the Legendary Stardust Cowboy.
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RE: TIL transrace is possible.
Cool. I'm gonna self-identify as Native American so I can open me a casino.
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RE: 🙅 THE BAD IDEAS THREAD
Asking for pigs in blankets in the UK would get you bacon wrapped sausages:
Around these parts that would be "Sonoran-style hot dogs" (or "estilo sonora").
Served on a bolillo roll.
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RE: ☎ The Best (and Only) Ringtone Thread
First twelve seconds of this song:
I don't get enough calls that I get tired of it. It has two major advantages: one, that it's almost certainly not the same ringtone someone else has, so I don't reach for my phone when someone else gets a call, and two, it's loud enough I can hear it in the car with the windows down and the stereo playing (not gonna answer it when I'm driving, but it's nice to know a call came in so I can check voicemail the next time I stop; before I switched to this I might not know about a call for hours afterward).
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RE: 🙅 THE BAD IDEAS THREAD
This is the wrong thread. That image is of the greatest thing ever imagined.
Putting hot dogs into any kind of food belongs in this thread.
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RE: The minor rants thread.
Horizons in asymmetric chemistry:
Add one tumbler of distilled water to one tankerful of sewage. Result: one tankerful of sewage.
Add one tumbler of sewage to one tankerful of distilled water. Result: one tankerful of sewage.
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RE: 🙅 THE BAD IDEAS THREAD
Googlism for: nazi
nazi is a fallacy
nazi is not a label a nice jewish doctor deserves
nazi is alive and well in new york
nazi is born
nazi is wrong
nazi is a fascist
nazi is a fictional character that is not a nazi
nazi is playing
nazi is connected to because
nazi is connected to the following things
nazi is noble and engaging
nazi is not a nazi in the historical sense
nazi is someone who was once upon a life
nazi is anyone who seeks to defend the heritage of the german people
nazi is
nazi is a third year student at leeds university
nazi is a third year politics student at the university
nazi is reading "hermann goering's workout book
nazi is a short form of the german nationalsozialismus
nazi is wanted in deaths of 100
nazi is a copout because i do not think my musical tastes are superior to anyone's
nazi is polish for 'seeker of light in the antennae of insects' so it seemed like the most appropriate name
nazi is involved
nazi is not a ying yang
nazi is a stage manager who is the best at what they do
nazi is someone
nazi is a good nazi
nazi is killed and soon enough the other one as well
nazi is an attack on his character
nazi is to us
nazi is spelled nazi
nazi is reported to have almost run over 2 antifas at noon
nazi is a close second
nazi is going to do the race classification of ad spend?
nazi is funny to you?" he asked
nazi is obviously not the brightest on the block
nazi is the last thing vienna needs right now
nazi is welcomed
nazi is lid van de 'groupe union dйfense'
nazi is a funny word
nazi is at desk
nazi is an unknown
nazi is occupying office in israel
nazi is a diminutive for national socialist
nazi is perfectly nuanced
nazi is someone who identifies him
nazi is really
nazi is not just "a bit of criticism"
nazi is a nazi
nazi is that they are afraid to tell the truth
nazi is a term used by drug war prisoners and non
nazi is bound to cause passionate reactions
nazi is successful
nazi is pathetic
nazi is one that will tell you exactly when payment is expected after the auction has ended
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RE: Silly toys of childhood days
Tinkertoys! Meh. Baby stuff. This is what we had:
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RE: The quasi Official Stupid Ideas that have actually been done thread
They're called "tabi". I have one pair in black and another in white. They're meant to be worn with wood-soled shoes called "geta".
Much to the amusement of the West, the socks come in distinct left and right forms, but the shoes are interchangeable.
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RE: The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨
Or maybe [Tom] Paris ate 'em all.
Not even in my top three references for that name. (1) The city. (2) The Iliad hero. (3) The Hilton chick.
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RE: The bad jokes topic 🐴🍹👨
Why are there no aspirin in the jungle?Paracetamol.(parrots ate them all)
That doesn't work in the US. An equivalent pun along the lines of "ass eat 'em in a fen" is left as an exercise for the reader.
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RE: The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
It could be referring to some other Nixon, of course. However, the only living members of the former president's family who bear the Nixon surname seem to have avoided political office (not surprising given the taint the name now carries), so it would have to be a more distant relative.
Unless, of course you want to impeach Dick anyway even though he's dead, just to be on the safe side.
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RE: Dumb and Random Videos Thread
Oh. My. Gawd.
They warned us. And we didn't listen! Dear sweet Jesus, we DIDN'T LISTEN!!!
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RE: The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
How about "there are two types of countries: those who use the metric system and those who have dropped atomic weapons on another country".
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RE: 🙅 THE BAD IDEAS THREAD
It wouldn't surprise me if it's a case of 'Whah would we wanna use Cahmmunist units?'
Not Communist. Drug-dealer units. There was even a joke from George Carlin clear back in the early '70s about how funny it was to think of the PTA lady borrowing "a kilo" of sugar. "You want a lid of bologna with that?"
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RE: The minor rants thread.
dictionary.com suggests you meant "indent", not "endent". Google suggests pages with the word "independent" hyphenated after the p.
Stack exchange suggests "outdent" or "unindent", although notes those don't mean the same thing: outdent means pushed left of the margin[1], whereas unindent means undo an indent.
Wiktionary suggests "dedent" seems to be primarily used by Python, but mentions it's a synonym for "outdent".
First markup language I used that had a term for this called it "undent". And was endorsed by Kernighan & Ritchie, so there.
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RE: Magic pronouns considered harmful
One isn't a magic number. Three is a magic number. Says so right in the damn song.
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RE: The Official Funny Stuff Thread™
And you might want to watch your step making jokes about certain religious groups on the internet too. Wouldn't want to upset the Amish, now.