@Dragnslcr said in Don't Update Your iPhone:
Around here? Lots of white males, but I doubt many of them are getting any.
Speak for yourself! I'm expecting my fourth kid! (Looks like it's a boy. Finally!)
@Dragnslcr said in Don't Update Your iPhone:
Around here? Lots of white males, but I doubt many of them are getting any.
Speak for yourself! I'm expecting my fourth kid! (Looks like it's a boy. Finally!)
@Onyx said:Well, it's working.Also, what is this madness? I'm afraid to go back to the original likes thread, now we have TWO?
We have three, actually.
Links are available here:
Well, it's working.Also, what is this madness? I'm afraid to go back to the original likes thread, now we have TWO?
We have three, actually.
easiest would be to take @sockbot code and enable the summons module with your own list of summon texts. ping me via PM if you want to know how to set that up.unless you already have your own bot code solution.
No, you pretty much described what I had planned.
Edit: Before I forget: @PJH, would you please add @the_dragon to the bots group?
Who was the person that got anonymised and banned?
I was then able to re-register with the same username. :P
Status: Banned from meta.d for trying to get something beyond "a tiny percentage of users" from Jeff. When he accused me of being interested in arguing, I told him - in a PM - I wasn't interested in being brushed off with ass pull figures.
I can return on "a 11, 2015". Whenever that is.
Now that's a bug that isn't likely to get reported.
and goddamnit i was ed not once but TWICE.....
and they contain practically the exact same stupid split quote/reply method even.
Hey, it's the best lead we've got! For all we know, someone could have been like binging in t/1000 for the last storm. We only blocked posts, not likes.
The "nobody cares about this" bit: personally, I prefer seeing women without makeup. YMMV.
About two months after we started dating, I first saw my then-girlfriend-now-wife with out makeup on. We were running late for a movie, so I was able to convince her that she didn't need makeup (she really didn't). Over the next year, she gradually wore less and less makeup, eventually settling on wearing only concealer. Six months after that, she ran out of concealer and decided it wasn't worth buying more.
Now, about 7 years later, she still isn't wearing makeup. Not only that, but she can't understand why her friends are afraid to take their kids to the park without plastering their faces first. Victory!
This topic has gone 16 hours? Unacceptable!
The rest is done by other forums.
Good point.
I like to think of the following:
Could it belgiuming be because no one else is using the same belgiuming version you idiots?!
Yeah, made the effort more worthwhile.
@loopback0 said in In other news today...:
@abarker RIVERS ARE PEOPLE TOO YOU INSENSITIVE CLOD
Just wait till it floods and someone sues it for property damage.
@abarker said:@rc4 said:How can you guys possibly live without a likes thread?!What do you mean? We have 2 right now!
How can you guys possibly live without a backup likes thread?!
What do you mean? We're using 2 right now!
Oh Belgium.
So I got one of those creepy "We see you've been reading for while. Why don't you join?" messages when I read the disco-thread on meta.d that @izzion linked. I figured I'd test it a bit using the exact same email and username I had before.
Either their new invite setup gives a workaround to blocked emails and IPs, or they forgot to completely block me when they anonymized me. I don't know which to believe.
How can you guys possibly live without a likes thread?!
What do you mean? We have 2 right now!
We really to need to kick things up a notch in here.
But we should probably keep the bot auto-likers out of here so that the discodevs don't come after us for that.
@asdf No, it was worse: he stepped on our forum!
Seems this backup thread receives no love...
Yeah, people seem to prefer the backup-backup thread.
If you really want. Hopefully the banishment of t/1000 is only temporary.
@Yamikuronue Except it doesn't always work. My cousin used that stuff to try and break her daughter's thumb-sucking habit. The daughter quickly figured out that the tastes goes away if you just keep sucking.
Of course, she's also the kind of kid who had to go to the ER for swallowing penny, not once, not twice, but three times.
For this who can't quite make it out around the curve of the can:
NO ANIMAL HAS SUFFERED IN MAKING THIS QUALITY PRODUCT.
So they don't have any animal taste testers then?
So they based the article on a report by Strategy Analytics. Went to look a the source material and:
A 22 page report for $3,000? The fuck you say?
@AlexMedia said in How can this be so wrong??? (AKA the Discopocalypse thread):
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Haaaaaave you met Jeff?
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Yeah, they put the dialog for what to do with selected posts at the top of the topic. Kind of useless when you have more than 20 posts or so in the topic.
Only if it will let me breathe fire on the peasants.
Sounds like I have something to work on while my wife is at the book sale this weekend.
My problem is that people keep changing my shit without asking my permission first. That's the problem I want solved. I don't care how. Summon magical moon elephants. But that's the problem.
So, @ben_lubar, what are the odds of renaming NodeBB to Magical Moon Elephants?
Discoursistency
adjective
A state of consistent inconsistency.
Synonyms: Discoursistency
Antonyms: Discoursistency
Thanks to @Accalia for identifying the synonyms and antonyms.
It's very fitting that the start of the announcement is in EST and the rest uses UTC.
Correcting the times I was given would have exceeded my work quota.
It gets busy around Christmas...
Sounds more like it gets busy in March ... <INB4 giggity
@hungrier said in Fun with maps:
@abarker This inspired me to re-watch the CGP Grey video about DST, which features this particular oddity
So, driving across this hundred mile stretch would technically necessitate seven clock changes, which is insane.
The only problem is that isn't a road that follows his dotted line very closely, in part because his line appears to start in the Grand Canyon. There is a route that acomplishes the same effect, but it's closer to 200 miles than 100.
Interestingly, because borders and roads don't always get along, the route in gray would need 11 clock changes, and two stretches where you would be on the border between the Hopi and Navajo lands.
@timebandit said in FlightAware starts using Sadness ensues:
@blakeyrat said in FlightAware starts using Sadness ensues:
@pie_flavor said in FlightAware starts using Sadness ensues:
The current Discourse one is great.
Who are you really.
A Discourse dev, obviously
"We screwed up! Can you guys please come back and do our testing again?"
No, no. The reasons are known. They are simply everything that Jeff doesn't approve of. Bots, /t/1000, people using the software, etc.
None of which were responsible for today's cooties. We can blame the sidekiq jobs for that. Apparently, Discourse was trying to commit seppuku.
His last post is from june 21th. Doesn't make his ealier posts better but at least he hasn't been posting meme images for a while
Yeah, his co-founder told him to stay away from our site. But he still treats us like dirt when we report bugs. For example, in late May I was suspended from meta.d for asking for details regarding usage-frequency of a broken feature (identified by Jeff as "arguing"), and my bug report was deleted (not just my question post, the entire bug topic). I was allowed back on "a 12, 2015". That's right, my suspension revealed another bug.
@PJH said in The Official Funny Stuff Thread™:
Objection! Yoda would have said something more along the lines of "All you need, love is."
Reviving the secondary likes thread, since the primary is in Read Only. Huzzah!
Don't blame me! Blame @codlnghorror! Who may or may not be a sock/bot run by @d■■■■■■.
Augh! Not that room again! Take it away! Take it away! I promise I'll be good!!!
There's opportunity to upgrade the skill to "True Resurrection".
If only the thread
Were really dead.
Not really services in my latest story, but a communications channel.
One of our clients decided that they wanted to have us send some data to them through a third party company, specific messages to be EDI format, transmitted over a secure method selected by us and the third party. I suggested web services set up on each side to be called as needed, since the communication needed to be two way. Third party said no, they wanted pure FTP. I shot that down as we didn't have anything set up to handle FTP, we didn't have a server we felt comfortable putting FTP on, and we had no space for a new VM.
I finally put my foot down and said we were going to use AS2, it's secure, it's standardized, there's plenty of tools to handle the communications, and the spec requires a checksum verification of the received message. The client backs me on this plan, so third party just has to suck it up.
But then they can't implement it. They refuse to provide the receipts, so we have no way of knowing if they actually received our messages. ntoo not to mention the fact that it took them two weeks just to get their side working.
Then they couldn't build or process messages correctly. After a month of waiting on them to get things working right, the client cans the project, says they'll be starting over.
Two months later, client comes back and revives the project, with the same third party. We have until next Friday to get it working in production.
As soon as I saw this thread in Unread, I thought "Why? Do you want third degree burns on your schlong?"
I'd start a poll about whether you think the extra four months will help...
Honestly? We're in year 2 of twatwood's 10 year Dicsourse plan. I don't think the extra 8 years will help.
You know what we need? A cyber dragon! Or maybe a cyberpunk dragon! We could get all Shadowrun up in this bitch, yo.
What do you think @the_dragon? Would you like to have a bot module installed?
@groo And here I was, thinking it was @fbmac. With a hint like that, I didn't even bother to look.
Then you flagged it. And made this thread. So you kind of outed yourself.