Today in reading the headlines...
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@loopback0 said in Today in reading the headlines...:
Have you tried reading headlines that are not 4 months away from being GODDAMMITFBMAC age?
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@izzion said in Today in reading the headlines...:
@loopback0 said in Today in reading the headlines...:
Have you tried reading headlines that are not 1 month away from being GODDAMMITFBMAC age?
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Stallard, of Southsea, Hampshire, was fined £35 and ordered to pay a £20 victim surcharge and £20 in costs.
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@Zerosquare said in Today in reading the headlines...:
Stallard, of Southsea, Hampshire, was fined £35 and ordered to pay a £20 victim surcharge and £20 in costs.
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If you find yourself randomly forgetting things, your brain might be running Windows Server.
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@Arantor said in Today in reading the headlines...:
spirit of the topic
...is only pretending to be a ghost
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@Applied-Mediocrity said in Today in reading the headlines...:
@Arantor said in Today in reading the headlines...:
spirit of the topic
...is only pretending to be a ghost
I can put a bedsheet over myself and go “wooooooooo” if that would help? I will not stoop to cutting eyeholes out because our bedsheets are nice (and expensive)
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@Arantor said in Today in reading the headlines...:
our bedsheets are nice (and expensive)
Pah. First world problems
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@Applied-Mediocrity said in Today in reading the headlines...:
@Arantor said in Today in reading the headlines...:
our bedsheets are nice (and expensive)
Pah. First world problems
Comfy sheets are not a problem.
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@Arantor said in Today in reading the headlines...:
@Applied-Mediocrity said in Today in reading the headlines...:
@Arantor said in Today in reading the headlines...:
our bedsheets are nice (and expensive)
Pah. First world problems
Comfy sheets are not a problem.
Bah, ye be soft Englishers. I fell asleep on a couch with on a remote control. I slept well. The remote remains missing.
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I think it's gotten to stage where its easier to maintain a list of companies not under investigation by the EU
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@DogsB said in Today in reading the headlines...:
I think it's gotten to stage where its easier to maintain a list of companies not under investigation by the EU
Don't worry, I'm sure the EU's brave new protectionist regulatory climate will cause them to sprout their own companies any day now
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Awww.
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@izzion said in Today in reading the headlines...:
@DogsB said in Today in reading the headlines...:
I think it's gotten to stage where its easier to maintain a list of companies not under investigation by the EU
Don't worry, I'm sure the EU's brave new protectionist regulatory climate will cause them to sprout their own companies any day now
That ship has sailed.
Doesn’t mean we’ll have to put up with “not breaking the law isn’t good for business”. As long as they keep breaking the laws because it’s still lucrative, the billion dollar fines are too low.
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@topspin they rarely get the full amount or even half of it. Something to do with lawyers and it been the responsibility of a nation that gets must of their revenue from been an offshore onshore tax haven. I think France gets most of it when they fine directly themselves.
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Who is this you? Can I convince them vaping is good for you?
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@Arantor said in Today in reading the headlines...:
@Zerosquare said in Today in reading the headlines...:
Stallard, of Southsea, Hampshire, was fined £35 and ordered to pay a £20 victim surcharge and £20 in costs.
Being off topic is very much in the spirit of the forum though.
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I feel like a 70 year old codger after three days of unbroken sleep.
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@DogsB said in Today in reading the headlines...:
I feel like a 70 year old codger after three days of unbroken sleep.
Don’t worry, we all enjoy you posting like a 70 year old codger.
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@DogsB quoted in Today in reading the headlines...:
Beyond simply feeling decrepit, perception of being older can affect health by encouraging unhealthy eating and reducing exercise
I find pain when I move reduces exercise.
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Holy shit, I could be shitting gold soon!
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@DogsB said in Today in reading the headlines...:
Cocoa prices on the stock exchange hit a renewed high
So what?
I could by several 100g-bars of chocolate at 99 cents each yesterday.
I am well prepared.
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@HardwareGeek said in Today in reading the headlines...:
I find pain when I move reduces exercise.
I find not exercising prevents pain when I move
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(inspired by another post )
On-brand behaviour for a GTA woman
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Science!
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Are thieves taking advice from looney toons now?
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@loopback0 Someone has been reading the magic book again.
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There is no way the article can live up to that headline.
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@DogsB said in Today in reading the headlines...:
There is no way the article can live up to that headline.
Your reverse psychology worked. Congratulations.
The cat in question was his support animal.
The quote under the headline in the embed was his response to the judge saying she couldn't see the man's wallet on him.There were two other cases discussed there, but they looked boring so I didn't give much reading attention to them.
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@Zecc if anything the article was better than the headline because it was just so fucking bizarre.
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Ye have ruined the sanctity of the thread once more. My vengeance will be petty and inconsistent.
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@DogsB said in Today in reading the headlines...:
Ye have ruined the sanctity of the thread once more. My vengeance will be petty and inconsistent.
Can you boil down your vengeance to just the headline?
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@izzion said in Today in reading the headlines...:
@DogsB said in Today in reading the headlines...:
Ye have ruined the sanctity of the thread once more. My vengeance will be petty and inconsistent.
Can you boil down your vengeance to just the headline?
local loon lobs lawless layabouts lightyears longitudinally
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[Dichloromethane] used to be allowed in paint stripper but has been banned
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@Zerosquare said in Today in reading the headlines...:
[Dichloromethane] used to be allowed in paint stripper but has been banned
Are you reading the article?
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Groups such as ... people with high stress levels ... are sometimes also advised to limit caffeine intake.
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@DogsB said in Today in reading the headlines...:
Are you reading the article?
No. I've offshored this job to someone in Bangalore.
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@Zerosquare said in Today in reading the headlines...:
@DogsB said in Today in reading the headlines...:
Are you reading the article?
No. I've offshored this job to someone in Bangalore.
Good loophole. Nicely done.
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@DogsB "Caffeine Removal from Coffee"
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That's a lot of instructional videos.
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@DogsB been available on Amazon’s well curated store since 15 years.
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@topspin said in Today in reading the headlines...:
@DogsB been available on Amazon’s well curated store since 15 years.
It's good to know if I ever want to buy a @DogsB.
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@Zerosquare said in Today in reading the headlines...:
@topspin said in Today in reading the headlines...:
@DogsB been available on Amazon’s well curated store since 15 years.
It's good to know if I ever want to buy a @DogsB.
Bitch, I'm cheaper than that!
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@loopback0
maybe they could look into car pooling? or other forms of group transportation?