Today in reading the headlines...
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@loopback0 said in Today in reading the headlines...:
Man fined for pretending to be ghost in Portsmouth cemetery
Police spokesman says witnesses complained about Anthony Stallard 'throwing his arms in the air and saying woooooo'
Have you tried reading headlines that are not 4 months away from being GODDAMMITFBMAC age?
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@izzion said in Today in reading the headlines...:
@loopback0 said in Today in reading the headlines...:
Man fined for pretending to be ghost in Portsmouth cemetery
Police spokesman says witnesses complained about Anthony Stallard 'throwing his arms in the air and saying woooooo'
Have you tried reading headlines that are not 1 month away from being GODDAMMITFBMAC age?
Reading the date is not in the spirit of the topic
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Stallard, of Southsea, Hampshire, was fined £35 and ordered to pay a £20 victim surcharge and £20 in costs.
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@Zerosquare said in Today in reading the headlines...:
Stallard, of Southsea, Hampshire, was fined £35 and ordered to pay a £20 victim surcharge and £20 in costs.
Reading TFA is also not in the spirit of the topic.
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Microsoft Confirms Windows Server Security Update Caused Memory Leak, 'Unscheduled' Reboots - Slashdot
"Microsoft confirmed that a memory leak introduced with the March 2024 Windows Server security updates is behind a widespread issue causing Windows domain controllers to crash," BleepingComputer reported Thursday. Friday Microsoft wrote that the issue "was resolved in the out-of-band update...
If you find yourself randomly forgetting things, your brain might be running Windows Server.
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@Arantor said in Today in reading the headlines...:
spirit of the topic
...is only pretending to be a ghost
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@Applied-Mediocrity said in Today in reading the headlines...:
@Arantor said in Today in reading the headlines...:
spirit of the topic
...is only pretending to be a ghost
I can put a bedsheet over myself and go “wooooooooo” if that would help? I will not stoop to cutting eyeholes out because our bedsheets are nice (and expensive)
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@Arantor said in Today in reading the headlines...:
our bedsheets are nice (and expensive)
Pah. First world problems
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@Applied-Mediocrity said in Today in reading the headlines...:
@Arantor said in Today in reading the headlines...:
our bedsheets are nice (and expensive)
Pah. First world problems
Comfy sheets are not a problem.
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@Arantor said in Today in reading the headlines...:
@Applied-Mediocrity said in Today in reading the headlines...:
@Arantor said in Today in reading the headlines...:
our bedsheets are nice (and expensive)
Pah. First world problems
Comfy sheets are not a problem.
Bah, ye be soft Englishers. I fell asleep on a couch with on a remote control. I slept well. The remote remains missing.
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Apple at risk of £30bn fine after EU launches investigation
Tech giants face huge penalties for breaching new digital market rules
I think it's gotten to stage where its easier to maintain a list of companies not under investigation by the EU
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@DogsB said in Today in reading the headlines...:
Apple at risk of £30bn fine after EU launches investigation
Tech giants face huge penalties for breaching new digital market rules
I think it's gotten to stage where its easier to maintain a list of companies not under investigation by the EU
Don't worry, I'm sure the EU's brave new protectionist regulatory climate will cause them to sprout their own companies any day now
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Woman mistakes bobble for baby hedgehog and rushes to Cheshire animal hospital
The 'adorable hoglet' was brought in nestled in a cardboard box with food and a hot water bottle.
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Awww.
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@izzion said in Today in reading the headlines...:
@DogsB said in Today in reading the headlines...:
Apple at risk of £30bn fine after EU launches investigation
Tech giants face huge penalties for breaching new digital market rules
I think it's gotten to stage where its easier to maintain a list of companies not under investigation by the EU
Don't worry, I'm sure the EU's brave new protectionist regulatory climate will cause them to sprout their own companies any day now
That ship has sailed.
Doesn’t mean we’ll have to put up with “not breaking the law isn’t good for business”. As long as they keep breaking the laws because it’s still lucrative, the billion dollar fines are too low.
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@topspin they rarely get the full amount or even half of it. Something to do with lawyers and it been the responsibility of a nation that gets must of their revenue from been an offshore onshore tax haven. I think France gets most of it when they fine directly themselves.
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Why meal replacement drinks like Huel aren’t as healthy as you might think
Can meal shakes like Huel and Soylent really replicate the nutritional benefits of a proper meal? Here’s what you need to know
Who is this you? Can I convince them vaping is good for you?
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@Arantor said in Today in reading the headlines...:
@Zerosquare said in Today in reading the headlines...:
Stallard, of Southsea, Hampshire, was fined £35 and ordered to pay a £20 victim surcharge and £20 in costs.
Reading TFA is also not in the spirit of the topic.Being off topic is very much in the spirit of the forum though.
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Two nights of broken sleep can make people feel years older, finds study
Beyond simply feeling decrepit, perception of being older can affect health by encouraging unhealthy eating and reducing exercise
I feel like a 70 year old codger after three days of unbroken sleep.
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@DogsB said in Today in reading the headlines...:
Two nights of broken sleep can make people feel years older, finds study
Beyond simply feeling decrepit, perception of being older can affect health by encouraging unhealthy eating and reducing exercise
I feel like a 70 year old codger after three days of unbroken sleep.Don’t worry, we all enjoy you posting like a 70 year old codger.
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@DogsB quoted in Today in reading the headlines...:
Beyond simply feeling decrepit, perception of being older can affect health by encouraging unhealthy eating and reducing exercise
I find pain when I move reduces exercise.
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Cocoa sector reaches crisis point as crop prices hit $10,000 a tonne
Cocoa prices on the commodities exchanges hit a renewed high yesterday, with the Futures market touching the $10,000 a tonne mark for the first time ever, as prices more than treble in the space of a year, causing widespread industry concern, writes Neill Barston.
Holy shit, I could be shitting gold soon!
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@DogsB said in Today in reading the headlines...:
Cocoa prices on the stock exchange hit a renewed high
So what?
I could by several 100g-bars of chocolate at 99 cents each yesterday.
I am well prepared.
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@HardwareGeek said in Today in reading the headlines...:
I find pain when I move reduces exercise.
I find not exercising prevents pain when I move
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On-brand behaviour for a GTA woman
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Scientists Inject Patient With Slurry to Make Them Grow a New Liver
The experimental cell therapy attempts to grow a second liver on lymph nodes using cells extracted from a donated organ.
Science!
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Porch pirate disguises self as trash bag, hobbles up to porch, steals package
Okay, I can definitely say I've never seen this before.
Are thieves taking advice from looney toons now?
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@loopback0 Someone has been reading the magic book again.
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A week before the courts: Man appears naked in front of judge after cat goes missing - Gript
"You don't see f**king anything"
There is no way the article can live up to that headline.
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@DogsB said in Today in reading the headlines...:
There is no way the article can live up to that headline.
Your reverse psychology worked. Congratulations.
The cat in question was his support animal.
The quote under the headline in the embed was his response to the judge saying she couldn't see the man's wallet on him.There were two other cases discussed there, but they looked boring so I didn't give much reading attention to them.
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@Zecc if anything the article was better than the headline because it was just so fucking bizarre.
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Ye have ruined the sanctity of the thread once more. My vengeance will be petty and inconsistent.
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@DogsB said in Today in reading the headlines...:
Ye have ruined the sanctity of the thread once more. My vengeance will be petty and inconsistent.
Can you boil down your vengeance to just the headline?
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@izzion said in Today in reading the headlines...:
@DogsB said in Today in reading the headlines...:
Ye have ruined the sanctity of the thread once more. My vengeance will be petty and inconsistent.
Can you boil down your vengeance to just the headline?
local loon lobs lawless layabouts lightyears longitudinally
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Row brewing on method of caffeine removal from coffee
News from the Irish Examiner's team of reporters
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[Dichloromethane] used to be allowed in paint stripper but has been banned
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@Zerosquare said in Today in reading the headlines...:
[Dichloromethane] used to be allowed in paint stripper but has been banned
Are you reading the article?
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Groups such as ... people with high stress levels ... are sometimes also advised to limit caffeine intake.
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@DogsB said in Today in reading the headlines...:
Are you reading the article?
No. I've offshored this job to someone in Bangalore.
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@Zerosquare said in Today in reading the headlines...:
@DogsB said in Today in reading the headlines...:
Are you reading the article?
No. I've offshored this job to someone in Bangalore.
Good loophole. Nicely done.
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@DogsB "Caffeine Removal from Coffee"
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Western Digital's SanDisk brand plans to launch the world's first 4TB SD card in 2025
Western Digital announced a number of new and upcoming storage products this week. They include plans to launch the world's first 4TB SD card with its SanDisk brand sometime in 2025.
That's a lot of instructional videos.
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@DogsB been available on Amazon’s well curated store since 15 years.
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@topspin said in Today in reading the headlines...:
@DogsB been available on Amazon’s well curated store since 15 years.
It's good to know if I ever want to buy a @DogsB.
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@Zerosquare said in Today in reading the headlines...:
@topspin said in Today in reading the headlines...:
@DogsB been available on Amazon’s well curated store since 15 years.
It's good to know if I ever want to buy a @DogsB.
Bitch, I'm cheaper than that!
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@loopback0
maybe they could look into car pooling? or other forms of group transportation?
Lincoln Glory Hole finally reopens after 'challenging' repairs completed
